/brit/

yo uk, i'm really happy for u and imma let u finish

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Pics x

This is your future if Brexit fails

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getting around the sugar tax by selling a 3.8% alcohol fizzy drink

quitting weed lads wish me luck

What is your height/weight?

Me -

5'11
69kg

It's amazing that literally as France was performing a pro-refugee song, they were Allahu Akbar'd.

Still a bit new only joined the toilberg ranks since January but yeah

If someone emailed me rather than called I would imagine they are too scared to communicate by phone which is never a good thing

don't make the show longer than it needs to be

Reposting

Is there a collective word for things you put on a slice of bread in English?

Is everything a _____ Sandwich? I know about "cold cuts", but that's still pretty limited, being only meat. In Norwegian we have "Pålegg", but you can't really translate it properly as far as i'm aware.

>Not eating bread

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Scotland should sink into the sea

Oops... my hand slipped and I picked Australia sorry

Janny please ban the Jow Forumstard posting snuff.

just paid 15p to ring eurovision and vote for estonia lads

Well, here's why I think they're all autistic, and honestly, I really do think it's something like 85 to 90 percent of them.

First, it's because I'm certainly on the spectrum myself and have known many, many, many people in my life who have autism. And they do and say many things that are directly related to their autism, and I see these same cues in incel posts constantly. It's not just the black-and-white thinking, though that's part of it. If I go to r/Braincels or incels.me and spend 10 minutes reading posts, all I see (besides the misogyny and depression) is just AUTISM AUTISM AUTISM. It's all over the place to a ridiculously high degree. One or two details don't prove anything, but if you're good at recognizing patterns (as autistic people sometimes are!), you really start seeing it very, very quickly.

Second, incels believe that they can't get interest from women because of their looks, even though all you have to do to know that's bullshit is, like, go to the mall, where you can see dozens of ugly guys with girlfriends on any given day. But I know from personal experience (and from outside anecdotal evidence) that what legitimately prevents you from being able to connect with people is autism. That just seems like so much more likely an explanation for what incels describe than what incels commonly suggest. I mean, you can also chalk it up to things like social anxiety, but there's a ton of co-morbidity there and I don't think it's a coincidence that the various issues we always hear about are more or less all possibly associated with autism.

I only eat wholemeal bread but I know most people hate that.

been raving since 1pm until now. smashing the coke and the mandy. now its over and i can still get a good nights rest. ideal really. day raves should be more popular.

manlet

thank you
merci beaucoup
谢谢

Nah man I want it going all day. We could all get a day off, have parties where it plays in the background so we have an excuse to mildly drunk and eat a big meal.

Will you be on the streets when the civil war kicks off in the UK?

5'11 135lbs
Don't know what that it is in frog units

No problem lad.

I think i might get my first gf soon, pretty hyped and nervoud tbqh

gf is always going out on girls' nights out

nothing to worry about, right, lads?

Got to that point where it’s too late to make dinner now and I’ll have to go to McDonald’s

Fuck sake lads

'bread with ____ within' is typical here

ed sheeran concert is on literally a mile down the road from my house at this moment

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story?

you probably took this from reddit but it's a fair point

Woah

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there is nothing wrong with stella

oh shit, i thought a canadian posted so i was trying to respond thoughtfully

the blog of the schizo who invaded the stage at eurovision

dracactivism.com/dracactivism-blog/

Can I shock you? I like Donald Trump.

Except the taste

Nah, Imma be in sheets lol.

For real though might go bomb the Duke of Sutherland monument if the police are preoccupied with a major breakdown in law and order. Or just go steal the doorknob from the Scientology building again.

has anyone ever had their anus tongued

is it good?

>Can I shock you? I like Donald Trump.

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>have a bender son
>gets award

state of the gays

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5721869/Comedian-John-Bishop-says-hes-massively-proud-gay-son-emotional-speech.html

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16 CANS OF STELLA

embarrassing

which third world shithole is that?

Go ask him if he wants to be our Eurovision entrant next year please

incel neckbeard virgin Jow Forumstard etc.

6'0"
82kg

You couldn’t pick up a guy at the gay bar
Male prostitutes wouldn’t take your money
You jerked off 8 times and ran out of your own
So you broke into a sperm bank, you cum guzzling fag

You’re fucking gay, you’re fucking gay
I only wrote this song to piss people off who are gay

When you broke in, Rod Stewart had already beaten you there
Luckily you were both good friends
You both sat around and drank 10 gallons of sperm
While listening to Los Crudos and watching Marilyn Manson videos

You’re fucking gay, you’re fucking gay
If you don’t like these lyrics, don’t buy our records you fag

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BREXIT MEANS BREXIT

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yes. it feels unexpectedly amazing.

Can I shock you? I don't care that you broke your elbow.

despise nu-/brit/

bring back the glory days

based as fuck

Can't be real. Women simply don't react that calmly. They can't.

just seen that ireland had gay propaganda in its song

the fucking state

>having the balls to make a stand makes you a schizo
hello bugman

Nope but I’m thinking about doing it to my gf

Not sure she would want it though

Ah yes, the constant UKIP circlejerk.

she's probably been carrying that around for years waiting for some cis male patriarch to stir shit

in a white rage after that webm the yank posted

never will like blacks again tbqh

America

who did you all vote for then?

Can I shock you? I like wine.

>blue nun

genuinely sad webm

it was more british that's what i liked about it

way way too many jf's these days

yeh must be so proud to have his DNA being shot up some hairy arsehole to die in feces

on the come down now. need a spliff.

looks like the most boring ideology ever

notice how she opened fire right when the dude was in front of a literal child
fucking retard wannabe hero

>feces
foy

what did he mean by this? and what's on the shirt

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It was so English. Not a fan.

Fantastic

LOVE karma

>despise nu-/brit/
>bring back the glory days

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as opposed to a figurative child?

Estonia is British?

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>Ally of the year
>ALLY
...are we at war?

You fucking dyke
You didn’t want to get touched by a man
You wanted to be a strong single mother
So you ordered a sensitive, gay poet’s sperm

I snuck a retard into a sperm bank
I snuck a retard into a sperm bank
I snuck a retard into a sperm bank
I snuck a retard into a sperm bank

Instead of a bright poet offspring
You’re stuck with a drooling retard
You went broke paying for special care
Your girlfriend left you for another woman

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no as opposed to people misusing the term "child" to describe fully grown 17 year old teenagers
the girl was pre pubescent

don't give a single fuck whether or not they pass abortion here

>so slags can't abort their kids now .. hooray for traditional christiandom
>so slags can abort their kids now .. hooray for progressivism

meanwhile I can't afford a house for my family and am knee-deep in all sorts of debt, but my vote on abortion is more important than any of that

have asked this before: does anyone want to start /jf/ which would be like /brit/ (same style of posting) but for non-british flags? please respond.

Can i shock you? I don't like Hobnobs

Stay, that's what I meant to say or do something
But I never say is stay this time
I really meant to so badly this time
Cause you can never really tell when somebody
Wants something you want too

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*blocks your path*

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what radio station does /brit/ listen to?

Can I shock you? *Clamps a car battery to your nipples*

can you not

just as long as it doesn't cost the british tax payer

>intelbras
so brazil i guess
she shot his body twice and left leg once?