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Unthinkable!

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chinks aren't british culture
we're all in here

dont get this one

that film is amazing, you need to re-watch it

Oi.

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Happy with the eurovision result.

[only gaelic posters can read this post]

it's a bug in beto's code

Steven Patrick Morrissey, the official philosopher of /brit/

only nonces can read this post

Don't tell me you celibate to the mula
I just went Rick the Ruler with the jeweler
I just went to St. Tropezin' like a goonie
Abu Dhabi, niggas straight out the sewer
Like a loaded chopper, I'm 'bout to shoot it
I'm so fucking sick and tired of these rumors
I just dived inside a cutie, we spoonin'
Take it back and take a look at yourself
Take the lesson; put it all in the air
Too many days gone by
Sittin' by the phone, waitin' 'til I reply
Drying my eyes, believe it or not
I could never see a tear fallin'
Water drippin' off of me like a faucet
I just took a bitch to eat at Chipotle
Spent another 60 thousand on a Rollie
All my diamonds got you brainwashed
She sucked my dick and got my brain washed
And for the shit that got your man popped
See what they did to Biggie and Pac
Pour a lil lil liquor out, pour a lil more liquor out
Pour it out, pour it out, pour it out

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good post

Do you think we're the only intelligent life in the universe?

Would a girl ever ask a guy out or does that never happen?

having a wank just thought you should know

haha great post mate

Isarel could have used an attractive jew with good khazarian milkers in eurovision, but instead they choose an horrible fat fuck

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late night cara

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Yes it does happen and it has happened to me

chimps

I know I'm the most intelligent in the universe, I have succesfully bought a rubik cube once

>foals
seen 'em live in Houston TX at Fitzgerald's
good times

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nobody asks eachother out anymore all relationships begin with a shag or at least a kiss

This city is 85% black
youtube.com/watch?v=YHbQp4gu460

don't think we're intelligent life desu

Happened to me. But decided I'd rather get more drunk. (It was on a work night out).

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i was asked by 2 girls for marriage

that's the only way I could get gfs

good song but not their best

>who exactly are you?
An ape with a swollen mutant brain, sitting in a box and fondling some artificial toy. 'Click clack,' it says. Shortly I'll be leaving to conduct my daily ablutions. Tonight like most nights I'll be consuming ethanol and capsaicin to temporarily blunt the keen melancholy of this existence.

Who are you, anonymous friend?

For chad it happens

nobody knows so its a pointless debate

why do jewish girls have big tiits?????????

this city is a massive meme on reddit for being so awful but they refuse to acknowledge why

>he doesn't have GI pride
baka

youtube.com/watch?v=N8QHM49HCNY

going to try 30ug tomorrow

if the earth is flat why can't i see new york city from cornwall?

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Did a thread

America could be a paradise, but it's full of Americans

radiohead
stone roses
foals
blossoms
two door cinema club


the essential british collection

Absolutely not as the Fermi Paradox precludes

Anyone up for fortnite my username is Phil Mitchell

you forgot zayn

thoughts lads?

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MIlky subversion of the goyim

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asking out the 6.8 soon

Waves getting in the way

blog.23andme.com/23andme-research/breast-size-matters-but-not-in-the-way-you-think/

khazarian milk

Anyone up for Chinese Socialism my username is Mao Bigwilly

sue

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don't know what to wank to

>no light blue


It's alright lad, you can just put that somewhere in Africa.

wheres your pappa

Same, I got asked out by multiple girls in high school. I think it had the effect that now I don't even really know how to initiate. I've never dated anyone since I left school. Though my being a shut in may be a factor in that haha

blue pilled commie fuckwit

dad and all of that side is canada

then why didn't they used an attractive woman in eurovision

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me

Because you don't have to be thin to be attractive you shitlord.

stop posting women im trying to nofap

Natural selection. Black women have big asses because ass men are barbarians. Jewish women have big tits because breast men are intelligent and civilised.

Human eyes can only see so far

Once you cut out the fluff like Monaco and Gibraltar, here is the list of the most densely populated countries in the world:

1. Bangladesh
2. Palestinian territories
3. Taiwan
4. South Korea
5. The Netherlands
6. England

And lefties think the only problem with immigration is that +300,000 a year ISN'T ENOUGH!

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haha highly probable

*watches you wank*
... oh yes swipe down a bit harder ... go on sunshine ...

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business idea: the caribbean, but white

I fucking love benzos. like for real, I LOVE benzos

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Thought there was a big baby photoshopped on the left, shame it's just your chink waifu.

Wedding vows

sophie

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GDP

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Would let my kids be Jewish if I could get a khazar milker gf

this jewish big titted bitch could have participated in eurovision
youtube.com/watch?v=Iitm8R-K7iQ

bit lewd
thought sue was a singer

Happened to me a few times when I was at uni and probably would again if I put myself out there and mixed with girls but I have no friends and work a dead end job with no single female colleagues so my only chance to meet girls is dating apps which isn't the same.

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Lefties actually want to kill more green spaces for the sake of new shitty council estates to accommodate for even MORE immigrants. Heinous.

With a telescope I should be able to see NYC and the rocky mountains behind

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dont like opera singing in english
sounds wrong

Caught the end of Eurovision
Wasn't keen

I took 2.5 mg of Xanax and felt nothing. I only slightly feel it when I drink after having half a bar, and I'm not even sure if I'm really feeling it.

who is this jizm jew

Not asking girls out until the rape laws relax

Rate my dinner lads.

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she is

youtube.com/watch?v=-imYn74EIJo

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weird how im a huge failure in every sphere of life. almost like it's all connected.

lads...

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abigail shapiro

good looking CUNTS

Haha funny that noticed it as well

I am honestly revolting, mediocre at best

Disgustingly pale.

>I took 2.5 mg of Xanax and felt nothing.
It was bunk then. you would've blacked out immediately