/esc/ - Eurovision Song Contest

BASED Black Man Edition

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i'll continue to post it til i get my shekels

FEMINISM IS CANCER

i feel like a stupid goy
how do i deal with it?

Even though Europe hates Sweden, I still want to eat his ass

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Fuck the jury

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Daily reminder that the entire 300MM+ sovereignty-destroying continent of Europe can't hold a candle to even the leafland pop industry

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Meanwhile in Israel

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Which song was YOUR favorite?

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post yfw Israel bought jury so the next eurovision will be in Jersualem instead of Tel Aviv making sure entire world will recognize it as a capital of jews

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As Netta walked to the stage: did anybody see how racist the Israeli delegation was to Cesar Sampson? He was approaching Netta to congratulate her and her handler just fucking grabbed his face like he was a dog

How do they get away with that???

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live from israel

Estonia objectively the best

Iran nuke when?

Portugal and Hungary

Europe has no taste

ESC 2019 in the Golan Heights.
With 2x the pyrotechnics

SLOVENIA, NETHERLANDS, HUNGARY AND SWEDEN ARE STILL MY FAVOURITE

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>try to look as manly as possible and evoke viking aesthetics
>sound like a faggy boyband
Literally gayer than Sweden's performance

this
do you think benjamin is crying right now for getting so few public votes? :(

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Now that the dust has settled can we agree Finland isn't our friend anymore and Eesti loves Portugal, Macedonia and Moldova now?

Netherlands was pretty good desu

ireland was comfy

might not be allowed to

could compare it to if Russia tried to hold it in Crimea if they won

looked playful to me

let's eat his ass together Ameribro

Next year will probably be the worst contest in history, and that's saying something. No artist is going to want to sing in Israel since they'll get shit for seeing to support the Israeli government. Look at happened to Lorde.

Italy which got fucking robbed by jury.

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I think this guy would've done better

>le cowboy man

>Host the event in Jerusalem so you make the world recognize it as your legitimate capital
>Do a huge false flag terrorist attack during the event

>Blame Hamas and Palestine
>End up invading the rest of Palestine with a legitimate reason

Mfw this was all part of the plan.

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This one, right?

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Why is everyone so salty

Its only a song contest lmao

>tfw ywn cuddle and eat out your pink-haired lesbian gf to comfort her tonight

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>Jews celebrating Eurovision like it's a fucking superbowl

you're not european

>England somehow convinced everyone to speak their language
>Can't even write songs in it

the absolute state of england

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Have fun with your tape worms, disgusting faggot

>le fat weeaboo pig making chicken noises

yes, what the FUCK was that

Eurovision 2019:

>This years Eurovision will commemorate the 6,000,000 who died at the hands of the Nazis.
>Holocaust victim speaks at the contest
>Contest is full of somber, remembrance songs except for the chad nations who don't give a fuck
>Germany apologises every time they're on screen
>France wins

>mfw muslims are going crazy on Twitter

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becasue women are opressive ashole liars!

>Europe is overrun by muslims
>Israel still wins Eurovision thanks to the popular vote

ONE JOB

THEY HAD ONE JOB TO TAKE CARE OF

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I need a videoproof of that. Is this why they deleted the video from youtube?

Reminder that the UK got more televotes than Sweden.

Baltics got robbed.

>How do they get away with that???

>how do jews get away with anything??????
gee i dunno

estonia>moldova>spain

like the icelandic poster said, he was sent after that jewish cow

b-but muh diversity

genuinely feel sorry for the german delegation who goes to israel next hear

it wasnt funny the first time you posted it

shut up chicken fucker

Found the poofter

not THAT kind of diversity REEEEE

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT WE WERE ROBBED

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Jow Forumsequesting le damaged Hungarian

>Eurovision
>"EURO"
>let Israel participate in the contest and win the contest

dumb europoors

>might not be allowed to
You mean just like the last 2 times?
Also kek @ that comparison. Get your head out of your ass, Abdul.

it was our song contest
and you had to steal it for your agenda like you do everything else
you can't see why this would make people mad?

we rigged it in their favour

gotta make some revenue from eurovision

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I think that France is not able to make anything mainstream (on a global scale) anymore. We are too elitist, too artistic. We'll never win Eurovision again. Maybe the only way would be to sing in english and go with the flavour of the moment, but I'd rather be last than see us do this.

What did Bibi mean by this
twitter.com/netanyahu/status/995441194078482432

it was a good song

>sampson

where is he really from Hans?

austria was pretty good senpai

i WILL

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your song was shit mate

>le short white haired girl duet with rando stage invader lad

What was with the booing when serbia got 12 points

i can assure you he wouldve won by a landslide if he was white

Was it worth staying up for this, Takahito ?

Slovenia.

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YOU DRINKING SOOOY
@
STUPID GOOOY

song are not allowed to be political yet it was

polyesterhosen

Why don't you idiots just send Pete Thownsend or Rick Wakeman and win by default?

Is that you Cesar

different times

>all the rustled 15 year olds in this thread

Denmark

Ireland Hungary and Germany

Saint Lucia lmao

What's going on big guy?

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lmao that ukranian song was 100% politics so that rule is literally invalid

at least we didn't rig the contest for political gain

Hungary. No seriously, our shitty emo-screamo band was so much better than any of this faggotry it hurts and I'm not even being biased. Now because they only got 21st and last year we got 8th we gonna send a gypsy again.

Sweden

Cringe.

It's a fucking camp, cheesy meme contest. Not worth getting sentimental over.

You weren't. You were artificially boosted by jury votes. Televote place was the deserved place.

austria

ukranian song from last year*

>russia liking estonia
huh. that's new

they sucked, it was block voting

>implying the Germs won't send an anti-semetic r*fugee delegation

men are good okay? men are not evil

Bloc voting
Just like when Serbia and Ukraine got >100 televotes

Cyprus

6 MILLION WAS NOT ENOUGH