/esc/ Eurovision Song Contest

Europe is racist, and I say that unironically

the difference between semi and final
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Any member of EBU can join (dark blue) but north africa usually stays out because of Israel butthurt.
Light blue are associate members, with Australia joining I suppose any light blue could join if they wanted it enough.
Look forward to ESC 2032 to have Japan, Korea, Canada, Brazil etc.

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Seriously? I don't think even he did, looked like the guy was just having fun. Rybak's a great dude.

You mean here in Jow Forums or in Norway? Either way they are really stupid. I hope he breaks another violin out of rage tonight.

>we celebrate diversity
meanwhile, like 10 hours earlier
youtube.com/watch?v=o6ZyEvYRA1Y

youtu.be/WyiIGEHQP8o
My girls when?

Jewrovision Song Contest

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there were quiet a few literal who norwegian media personalities who put their money on rybak here

>I hope he breaks another violin out of rage tonight.
this is rybak not carlsen

>became number one in semi final 2
>15th place in grand final
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

tummykino should have won desu

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cant wait for Syria and Iran

we should have gotten more votes, countrymusic is nice. although our dancers were on grooving on a different track than the slow countrymusic.
oh shit

They won the ESC and bombed Palestine

This is a very good day for Israel

Right but televoters blew it.

>Jow Forums hates Jow Forumstards
>Jow Forums is now suddenly full Jow Forumstard
hmmmmmmmmm

>This is who we let win in our country

We had one job. To vote Fuego lady. Even if she was essentially Shakira 1.5, it'd still be a whole lot better than that creature. Hell, ANYTHING would have been better than her.

Can't wait to hear chicken noises and '''quirky''' references blasting through our radios.

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I hope australia realizes they are unwanted despite the pitypoints from the jury and never join again

Jow Forums was always infested with Jow Forums

Voting results by country are out

eurovision.tv/event/lisbon-2018/grand-final/voting-details/

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The juries blew it more

does the ira still exist?

>repeatedly close my eyes
>refuse to believe despite evidence
>pretend it's not happening
>watch black panther and the crystal clear anti-white propaganda
>feminist jewish pig who insults men wins
>these events are what finally breaks me and I go full Jow Forums

I finally see now.

Lol why are you even mad, the best song usually never wins eurovision

you guys ever notice how almost all christmas songs are written by jews? thats weird.

will Israel exist in the next 5 years with all this amassing hate from literally everyone especially all those next to your country

He finished first in the semi final

France always sends good songs but never places high, why is this? This song was palced bottom but should have been among the top.
youtube.com/watch?v=hWJFfnHNOWI

Probably, considering their track record of beating their neighbors in wars.

televoters here gave 12 to czechia, 10 to moldova, 8 to estonia

is this your mind on Jow Forums?

This, I thought jury supposed to vote for good songs and then televoters for meme songs, but somehow Israel was still too high after jury.

Anyone old enough to remember when Israel won in 1998?

That tranny was much better than this year's fatso: youtube.com/watch?v=OYXSZM16BuE

>Morocco's song only received 7 points, all from Italy, and placed 18th, ahead of only Finland.
>After their poor placing in the contest, SNRT announced that they would be withdrawing from the 1981 contest because of a Royal statement from King Hassan II to never return again, and have never returned since.

Imagine getting this asspained

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Maaan
I didnt even care who won, and actually even rooted for Israel to trgger poltards

But watching with my Jow Forumsbros all the semis and the final I felt literally robbed
I mean its obvious the other bands had BETTER songs and put MUCH MORE effort than Israel

Feels fucking bad man

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Having family in the U.S. and my parents being from Brazil this would be awesome to me.

name 1 war won by Israel that didn't have US interference
check literally every source that isn't Jow Forums

Come on now.

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t. random pundit in 1948

>tfw a Palestinian living the UK, France, Germany etc wins Eurovision 2019 with a song called 1948

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what exactly are you on about my mate?

I can't imagine how other contestants must feel.

So guys, did we need Jury votes at all?
Austria, sweden really?
11 points to Ukraine? 50 to Italia?

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Doesn't matter, I'm willing to bet a kidney that Trump will rush to defend his greatest ally. He's the most Israel friendly president so far as well.

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WOW THE ABSOLUTE BETRAYAL OF SWEDEN

Televote:
7 pts from Denmark
4 pts from Lithuania
3 pts from Norway
2 pts from Iceland, Azerbaijan, Montenegro
1 pt from Russia
0 pts from Finland, Estonia, Latvia, Australia

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No

Border communities that used to be IRA strongholds are now rife with drugs and crime

>tfw a Palestinian living the UK, France, Germany etc

gets around doesn't he

To be honest Austria and Sweden was still better than Israel.

you tell me

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portuguese radio doesn't give a crap about eurovision, literally never heard a winning song on the radio except for abba and salvador

Go back there

fuck off

i for one welcome our honorary europeans

>12 points from KFC
fucking kek
but seriously, are you trying to make some point, and if so, what is it?

>In 1978, during the performance of the Israeli entry, the Jordanian broadcaster JRTV suspended the broadcast, and instead showed pictures of flowers. When it became apparent during the later stages of the voting sequence that Israel was going to win the contest, JRTV abruptly ended the transmission.[1] Afterwards, the Jordanian news media refused to acknowledge the fact that Israel had won, and announced that the winner was Belgium (which had actually come in second).

Why are Jews so good at Eurovision?

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Jessica breaks the top 10 streak of her Australian predecessors, receiving a measly NINE televote points:

6 pts from Malta
2 pts from Denmark
1 pt from UK

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>voting for gaybois

"no!"

What did they mean by this?

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i thought i did like 3 posts ago

I guess that means Turkey definitely won't be returning next year.

I really miss them :(

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only we are allowed to perform genuine pop songs

go meme with the rest

no it's just a collection of random posts
are you implying that israel won't exist because of youtube comments? lmao m8
how is santorini this time of year?

What did the guy who invaded the stage say?

anotha one

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>how is santorini this time of year?
scorching

top kek

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"Esto es el fin, Grande Anglo"

>because of youtube comments
spectator.co.uk/2018/03/why-my-generation-is-indifferent-to-anti-semitism/
dw.com/en/inside-europe-anti-semitism-on-the-rise/av-42707598

wtf i love ozzies now?

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I thought the gays loved Finland's entry. I sure did

you coming m8? it'll be great craic

> Spanish journalism

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Nah, born here so me and my parents are citizens. Just as irish as you now Patrick haha

people say antisemitism as if being against semitism is a bad thing

>UK gave Ireland 10 points
>Ireland gave UK 10 points

and they say our bloc voting isn't reciprocated

Eurovision seems like the kind of shit South Korea would adore and be a good fit with how serious they take the K-Pop performances. If there's any non European country I want to see in this down the line it's them. Their only problem would be in finding a group to perform that has less than 6 members.

Very legit. Now, for real.

Tampoco han mentido, para qué engañarnos.

Why didn't Israel vote for Britain? SuRie is part Jewish

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im against semitism because i actually like to get things done, and not just semi done

hmmm you're right
packing my bags, off to athens. the future!

gave her 8 or 10 points iirc, not many else gave her points

A complete manual for winning the Eurovision:
1. Send a weird faggot.

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something about the UK media being nazis, demanding freedom, etc.

>'damn public, always voting for your neighbours and never for the best musician'
>'we need to install a team of experts to make sure the REAL talent gets a fair chance'!
>200 points to chicken noises

i wouldnt go to athens, half the people there are palestinian immigrants, and a bunch of them are my friends and aren't very fond of israelites :)

does anyone have that one guy dabbing?

*blocks your path*

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ah, your posts are clearer now :)
didn't know there were palestinian immigrants there tbqh

well, wherever they aren't getting bombed