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Kambal Karibal edition

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Wakey time for church lah

> me on Sunday

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Why is the English spoken with the Mainlander Chinese accent so fucking disgusting and weird? Malaysian Chinese also speak English with a heavy accent but it sounds totally different and not retarded even though they are all Mandarin language educated. Malaysian Chinese just sound like they are singing with pitch jumping up and down all the time, Mainlanders sound like they are choking on a bag of dicks.

>tfw you're not gonna vote this monday
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Why?

WOw it's time for phillipines election?

Barangay elections.

Hey Malaysians and Indonesians, how are your local dramas like?

>wait in long-ass lines in the sun
>cant be bothered to update my voter's ID
>same old clowns running for this election
tbqh i'd rather study; 2019 and 2022's where it's at anyway

for

It's because we generally learned it from Indian British English while they learned the language from their own fellow Chinese, like people have always said: practice makes perfect or at least improvement but not when you've been practicing with the same mistake without knowing or correcting it.

maayong buntag

accept vote money but don't vote for them

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Cold, overcast morning we have here rn. Been thundering away sporadically the whole night that I keep waking up every so often, maybe this is the good mourning for Jibby ha? Ok, sorry for bad pun, I go back to sleep now.

Then what happens when they come for your snake ass? Seek help from Abu Sayyaf?

>poll watcher ni Kap finds out you didn't vote

>at the local Catholic high school for archery club
>the place is overrun with pinoys
>flat brim caps and tattoos
>acting like US gangsta rappers

i kek a little, hey that's a good one!

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Tsk tsk tsk Nasi McD saje dah sweating

Sambal not even spicy, just salty sour tasting. Damn weak you ppl

>Nasi McD sedapp siott

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kek kiwi user got pinoyed hard in the ass, sorry mate you can't clog the tagalog

everybody knows everybody.they're not gonna do anything

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Usually they follow you and get harassed in your house since everybody know everybody

>acting like US gangsta rappers
Either you act like this or you a e anime sissy nerd that's a bit gay

>t. barangay councillor's nephew

hol' up soyboy

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We have the same problem with polynesians, they are brown so they think they should act like blacks.
The pinoys who grew up here are usually well adjusted banana's

Good morning.

I wont be greeting my mum "Happy Mother's Day" this year again.

>Pinoy in NZ
There goes my dream to move there.

>another church bomb
wtf is wrong with jawak. so quite yet very evil

what are your other choices/options?
pretty sure the antartica and north pole is the only place we yet to infest.

>church get bombed by radical islamist
fuck jawak and their terrorism

Apperantly acting white is seen as sissy and gay

I wish I could change the rules

but considering the factor of us being small and twink like its no wonder male flips abroad really have to over compensate and act thuggish or else they will get bullied

>pretty sure the antartica and north pole is the only place we yet to infest
too late user

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This is the best time for them. Our police is in a mess situation right now.

fuck i really hope the balkanized indonesia is happen

Whats wrong? we all dress like that

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bangke, gak jauh dari rumah gw
suaranya kedengaran asu

I'm more surprised how it didn't happen sooner.
Dutch is gone, Pancasila is a meme and government propaganda failed hard. What they do right now is spouting "keberagaman" over and over again like a fucking retard.
Only ignorance people in Jakarta who believe thing like that will work.

thats a bit outdated now shirts aren't so over sized

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I bet its that shinto people that did this, not from our friendly religion of peace

Feels like kena scam, tak sedap langsung

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discount Rich Brian except that he's really good while image related in replied post is genuine garbage cloned from each other

indogs are so stupid

why can't you retards be like malaysia

>13 May

Ayyy

i hope this sparks a civil war so the crusade can happen

Are you the Virgin McChicken burger guy v Us, the Chad Nazi Lemak burger?

Nice repeating digits of truth

No, the nasi thing had a trial run with the mcd near my office a few months back. Ruined my lunch

You guys definitely need some Communism in your lives.

Fuck off puting

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Its hype beast now
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unironically liked this

I will definitely embrace communism if it means the next crusade

>youtube.com/watch?v=nLLM0NwgFU4
that looks fun

And Ghetto Ratchet as fuck

fuck jawak and their island. republik south sumatera when

how so?

pil merah me on taib mahmud

Better be hikki and not go to any crowded place

>these are the people who call you dilawan

better leave java island fuck those island

White raja of sarawak, last time sprm said they were going to investigate him but everything went silent after the press statement

Went to visit my grandpa's grave, cleaning up the small shrubs and scrub clean them marbles. Then the usual, pouring water and some flowers along with a prayer.

Then I wondered something.

To chinese anons, do you visit graves and do some housekeeping there?

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the people the setting, everything

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They pay a good amount of money to be buried at one of those nirvana sites, I'm sure they have a groundskeeper there

Any religion is just a tool used by the government and the elites to fool the general populace and force their agenda down people's throats.
Next time you see a religious symbol just gab it and throw it in a garbage bin.

Uhh, mate, our government is liberal in this case though.
>force their agenda down people's throats.
This is true in any cases, not just to religion.

last time we adopt communism, million chink and melayu ded

I think you misunderstood, there's no place for religion in communism. There will be no crusade, only communism.

[USSR THEME SONG IN THE DISTANCE]

>SEA
>Communism

We're to busy for that.

>Eyewitness says perpetrators were 3 women wearing vests
Do they also get 72 virgins or what?

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Sounds like good gangbang porn story

fund it

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isinya tukang begal semua

yeah

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APOLOGIZE

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He deserves it tbhwy

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Its fine
every bad thing happened before duterte is all fine not a single bad thing, we are first world at that time now were back in 3rd world

What's gonna happen if he dies in office? Will he become like Cory or will he be like Aguinaldo?

>be javanese
>get bombed

If Duts dies, will people cry? Will the country plunge into mourning? How will the local and international community react? Will we get a holiday?

>Philippine economy grows under Gloria
>people hate her

>Philippine economy grows under Aquino
>people hate him

>Philippime economy and international standing flushed down the toilet under Duterte
>people love him

Can someone explain why?

>suicide bombers
>most likely from ISIS
Oh boy, it's time for some massacre again. Sure our police and army are so boring that they let ISIS come to our country, so they have excuses to kill again.

these troll questions has a name btw

and yeah people hate dutrete

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>ISIS
What is this, 2015?

Considering all the things Dutdut is doing, why can't we just do a Najib on him? He even implemented tax reform which is increasing inflation and prices, but people aren't blinking.

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First, In Corona’s case, he failed to disclosed some properties in his SALN.The properties was acquired during his tenure in the Judiciary. That will fall in one of the grounds written in the constitution as impeachable offense, betrayal of public trust.

Based on the constitution, It’s vital that the impeachable offense was done during incumbency of an official.

In Sereno’s SALN case, the issue is very different. Here, she failed to SUBMIT before the JBC the ā€˜copies’ of her SALN.

Does failure to submit SALN during nominations is an impeachable offense? No. Since the act was done prior to an impeachable official.

The fact that JBC still nominated her means they are relaxing such requirement.

It was not even expressly provided in the constitution that you need to submit your SALN before the JBC during the nominations. because it’s just an internal guidelines of the JBC and they do have the prerogative to relaxing such guidelines.

Did she failed to file SALN? No. She can’t recover such copies since her first SALN was twenty years ago during her tenure in UP Law. She came back in the govt in 2009, I think.

Under the law, if such filed SALN was already in possesion of govt office for 10 years. They already have no obligation to keep such things. So if they still keep it, no problem. If they dispose it after 10 years, there will be no problem also.

The supreme court already ruled that if you can’t produce such copies of your SALN, you are not presumed of failing filing it. That’s DOBLADA Doctrine.

2nd point, does Sereno did impeachable offense? They can’t even point which is which. Justice De Castro already testified before the house committee on justice and she failed to pinpoint what impeachable offense does Sereno committed. Gadon does not even have a personal knowledge of what he alleges that was required by law and still they hear it.

meh it's always terrorism and shit befor election. our goverment just do some shady stuff and this is just the cover

Will Duterte's ratings take a hit soon? He's had not one but three fiascos this month. He's already made so many mistakes and made so many unfulfilled promises, it's surprising people haven't turned on him yet like Malaysians did with Najib.

>all the misfortunes and catastrophe happening in Indonesia and Flipland are caused by the Eternal Malays

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They're just coming to our country lately, unlike your country who funded them, we don't. I bet the higher up here is Malaysian too as usual.

Yeah, it's also that. Also attacking the terrorists is also just a training for them, since Aceh war is over.

Well, for one. Sereno has answers to her allegations, while Corona was going for the sympathy route. I never hear Corona answer to the allegations which I was bummed when I was listening to his hearing proceedings.

>comfy thread
>talking about culture and life
>suddenly Corona
>devolves into politics posting again

was a mistake. Let's ignore politics from now on and just talk about nice things.

>my ancestors

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