No, where are you really from?

>No, where are you really from?

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>india
>tech worker extraordinaire
>worked on h1b
>became a US citizen recently
>inb4 POOO in LOOOO ebin memes
i am a us citizen now sweaty xx
will accept
>shart in the mart memes
tyvm

you aren't and will never be american.
go poo on the streets and get deported, son.

Well there's Americans and there's "Americans", innit.

So now instead of Poo in loo you'll be instead be known as Apu

Passport doesnt make you poo in the loo

chuckled ngl
oh btw nice run on eurovision tonight, GOY

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>Family came to America during the 1800s to mine for gold/build railroads/open laundry places
>200 years later
>Zero cultural connection to Asia
>Wh*Toids whose family have been in America for half as long say I'm not American because I don't have pale, blotchy skin

i could literally spend five minutes in america and be more american than you, gook boy.

every time

welcome my american brother.

maybe your family made a mistake, besides you

thanks brother

Asians will NEVER be seen as Americans. Your slanted eyes, insular behavior and betaness will make you always something other. Something foreign and different and weird. I only recently noticed this when it was in the news that some congressman or something greeted a Japanese-American Hawaiian politician with the term "konnichiwa". Then she went ape shit on the news

>be WASP
>all of your family traditions are either commercialised or attributed to wypipo in general

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>I only recently noticed this
The absolute state of wh*Te privilege in the US
At least I still have my SAT score.

>why do they call us raycis

he cute

Hate you
Indians ought to be genocided

unironically asians are alien to my state

I ask because I'm curious stop being so sensitive

>mother's family has been here since the 1600s
>father is an English immigrant
Can't wait to turn my WASP lineage into half WASP half Cuban

you should honor your ancestors and make that half irish

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I have a theory about people like you. Could post a pic with timestamp. Can hide your eyes if you want, just a curious, humor me

>be Indonesian Dutch
>if I say I'm Indonesian, then Dutch people will say I'm Dutch
>if I say I'm Dutch, then Dutch people will ask me again where I'm really from

how did you react when you saw your first toilet?

What's the theory? That they aren't white?

How is that racist? It's just the truth

thank you come again

Literally anyone can become an American nowadays, the whole "Americans are only native born WASPs" thing ended in the 60s and will never come back, for better or worse. Appreciate the fact that your migrants will never be considered truly Swedish while it lasts.

Sorry but he is

You aren't american because america isn't an asian country so as long as you are asian you can't be american.
Brownify your skin or something if you want to be american.

If you embrace American culture and your new American identity I consider you American, friend

Why vote Obama then?

hello trainsman

BASED

I'll probably end up with a jap myself
we're fucked

>i'm a citizen now,(knees weak,arms are)sweaty xx
>theres poo in the loo already
>Maria Goretti

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>I have a theory about people like you. Could post a pic with timestamp. Can hide your eyes if you want, just a curious, humor me

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Avoid this by moving to Indonesia, simple!

Go back

>he doesn't understand that American identity is not essentially about ethnicity the way that it is with other cunts

Most anybody can live here, but citizenship, the actual defining characteristic of who is and who is not American, takes time. You seem to have confused the two categories.

I am unironically a patriotoc arab american who defends america on arabic social media.

How long did the h1b process take?

Those of us that came here legally, and those of us that were born here are Americans. America is not bound to any ethnicity, we work together to live out the American Dream, that's what makes us different from the eurofags. Don't be so fucking petty.

There was report where some old lady kept telling this native American guy that he isn't American.

stop taking our jobs

He is just doing the needful.

Thing is you could give an arm and leg for America to save it but when you're not white and walking down the streets of some random town people will think you're foreign. You'll always be a "minority"
Nothing to be sad about, national borders are nothing to romanticize

This pic made me sad desu

You misunderstood me. I'm not saying being American is bound to an ethnicity. I'm saying that Asians will never be considered Americans because they don't act American and can't. The Asian mindset is diametrically opposite to the American. Even Asians that have been here for generations. It's just one of those things, Jason Chang.

He aint American yet

Humor me then. What races besides white are biologically capable of being American?

All of them except asians.
I'm so sorry.

I actually know alot of fully americanized asians especially the anti communist viets and chinks.

DESIGNATED SUPERMARKET ISLES

Yeah there's usually an aisle for toilet paper and other washroom items.

>be chinese
>move to australia early
>now unironically say mate and eat vegemite
this shouldn't happen but it did

Yes thats what being an australian is all about

>diametrically opposite
Asians definitely have their own ticks but I wouldn't consider that "diametrically opposite."
Do you consider any people of Asian background to be American?