Try to imagine what a Eurovision-like competition between US states would be like

Try to imagine what a Eurovision-like competition between US states would be like
>Coast states block vote for flamboyant homo
>The south block votes for a country singer
>Some artists sing in Spanish for the Hispanic vote

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No one cares. All the states are the same.
>inb4 some burger tries to claim how different food is in California and Kentucky.

Retard.

California would win almost every year, flyovers would say it's rigged and flood Jow Forums with even more rants about how California isn't really America

There's a bigger difference between Texas and Oklahoma than France and Italy

This. Europeans just don't understand the unbelievable diversity of United States of America.

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>the whole thing gets interrupted by a few well placed bombs detonating, and bullied teens shooting up the place
>the death toll is in the thousands
>the president sends his thoughts and prayers
>how could this have happened
>we need gun control
>SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

Now it's realistic

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Just compete in Eurovision already. If we can have Straya why not the US of A?

80% would be country music though.

they're too butthurt when they lose
and they WILL lose, considering how the voting system is

lol

nice quints
best part is that all 3 of these states are in very close proximity to eachother

It would be:
>50% country
>40% rap about modern politics
>10% quirky garbage from flyovers desperate to get tourists, hoping that becoming a meme on the internet will make them relevant for a day
Every year a rap song about whatever is relevant politically will win, country fans complain while most of the media circlejerks around that rap artist for a week before the entire country forgets about them. Said rap song is either the edgiest of the show or sung by a woman.

I'm a little bit country...

I'm a little bit Rock and Roooooooll

We already have something like that for country music, it's as bad as you would expect because it's "pop country" (read: generic electropop with rap verses, but there's a twangy guitar in the mix and they wear a cowboy hat)

And that's a good thing

Naw country or pop would win

You clearly don't understand American music culture, rap music wins literally every relevant award because you're on thin ice if you don't.

Eurovision entries don't exactly reflect much of the "diversity" of European countries either though

>Alabama enters stage
>smell of hay and horse shit fills the room
>string guitar noises and that sound rednecks do when they blow into a bootle of booze
>"I GOT DEAD NIGGERS IN MY BASEMENT"

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dayum he cute

>10% quirky garbage from flyovers desperate to get tourists, hoping that becoming a meme on the internet will make them relevant for a day
Basically Eurovision.