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pengston

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desperately applying for jobs lads
still feel like such a twat for having done nothing since i left uni

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nice iq cousin fucker

Apply at subway
Had a friend who worked there and spoke well of it

How many points did we get at Eurovision?

BREXIT means we don't actually exist EU immediately we wait like 30 years and then we say that it was a bad idea haha

night

there is easy money to be made out there user

please give the north to me

your mother should have told you won't get anywhere relying on your good looks

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sweet dreams

no subway jobs in my area atm
doing what

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>muh IQ
silence your self wh*Teoid, the black flag of Islam will be flying over every county in UK soon

complete gibberish, try again

why do you even want it
it's full of proddies

no

to get back brian boru's grave

It's called a genepool
but yes, we are doomed.

youtu.be/3rd_21DUMTc

>doing what
write romantic fiction

KILL 'EM ALL HITLER

And you need floaties and a life vest

Where is he buried?

>red dead redemption 2 is still 5 months away
>still don't even have a ps4/xbone

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Harry, enough shit-posting, you've got a wedding to think about!

Baffling post

maybe they'll release it for the master race

Same haha
Can't see myself buying a console for one video game
Looks like i won't be playing it until 2020 haha

Why did they create an illness that is really just stupidity?

armagh, is it a very important ecclesiastical location in the history of this island and I would like to personally own it

>tfw spent £250 on a bloodborne box

i don't have a gaming pc either, just a ps3 and and a crappy laptop
sucks senpai

go as a labourer on a private agency seen people on 10£ahour and its pretty much just moving harris fencing around all day

Irish guy was good at the end of 1 Shed a tear shan't lie.

Used to live there now live in Perth

>go as a labourer on a private agency
what agencies?

Get a PS4, loads of good exclusives desu

>oh bury me not on the lone prairie

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i want to be a wizard irl

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just google it in your area

i like the stone buildings

If it were my decision you'd have it. There's no tactical advantage having NI in the UK now.
Just don't be like us. Stay white and Christian. You and Poland are the last hope for western Europe.

better hold on your virginity then pal

>shelling out 250 quid plus 50 quid for a fucking reskin of dark souls
state of you

Jesus welling up stop

>Poland are the last hope for western Europe.

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lost it a few years ago
but I wanna know magic :(

Doubt they're on a tenner an hour
Ah yes,

Looks like we got a regular "its funny to blindly lie for no reason" poster here.

just been exclaiming

been awake for 40 hours

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Estonia Lithuania too to be fair

state of this post's grammar
Intermarium is probably the future of Europe if the Ice Age doesn't happen

Ptolemy was the last brazier of hope for the west

learnt the spell to restore the uninitiateds' virginities

absolute madman why

i don't like being attracted to women

am addicted to marijuana and use it to fall asleep
ran out haha

i have a dig bick
you that read wrong
that too

how does it feel to have me manipulate your mind this way?

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I only played through it once too, overrated game

are you having a stroke mate?

i have a wall smiller
probably read that correctly
and that n all
goodnight

alcohol is such a shit drug

watch porn and wank yourself unconscious. works for me

youtube.com/watch?v=3kyZqTde7r4

You god me lad.

AND WHEN I DIEEEEEEEEEE
DON'T BURY MEEEEE

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mate i was working for taylor wimpy on a agency for close to 11£ahour 10hours aday i know someone who did the same and now is running a site

(or 'poocohol' as i like to call it)

I HAV A PEEEN

I HAV A BEEETCH

UHHHHh

BEEECH PEN!

Not intimidated by J-frame smith and wessons at all

Powerful. You understood my previous sentence. It was not a sentence.

Imagine getting thrown out of this ultra chad event just for doing cocaine and smoking inside and attempting to force m9ney into women's bras. I'm too chad for the chads or alternatively an outrageous cokehead

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tried that after id been up for 24 hours, felt a bit tired, went to bed, and tossed around for a couple of hours and got back up
now im drinking beer to see if getting drunk will help

Just wish I could go to sleep & never wake up.

Amer Hussain stalking his Polish flatmate, circa 2014, colourised

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couldnt care less

Nothing comfier than leaving a dungeon of a club still slightly pilled, having a fag and then mongong our in the cab home

Take care. Worried about a lad now.

>colourised
haha I love facebook memes too

what's this then

Have you lads ever asked your parents if they sterillized you at birth?

hehe :)

we gon be all right

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my favourite nights out are the ones where I tell my mates that I'm going to get some scran from a pakistani-ran establishment, and whilst ordering my food I befriend some women and take one of them back to my flat to have sex with

haha imagining your silly accent
haha funny in my head it is

grim

ah
the 21st century

Russian St Petersberg accent is based. Better than Essex or Sunderland

you think that kind of stuff didn't happen in the past?

haha
slags
willy
bums
gay
chebs
need a bf
proto gf
so called gf
rorke
rasheed
deano
poo
'cide
radical centrist
business idea
grime
greater london
lads
stormzy
peng
north
south
fedora
dave
FOY
janny
screeching
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roaring
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cuckio
tim
shan't
hat
anime
ahh yes
hmm
going to the shop, want anything?
good post
barrett new builds