What do you know about Denmark?

so it's Denmak, isn't it ?

That you should never trust them.

so it's Denmak, isn't it ?

>their language and culture is similar to Sweden and Norway ones
>their language is similar to Sweden

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a worse version of sweden that no one care about

rude

;_;

>Iceage
>Nicolas Winding Refn and Lars von Trier
>Princess Mary
>The Killing and The Bridge

Like an evolved version of a Sw*de

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German: dumbfuck rural pigfarmers edition. Also the phonetics of the language is nonsense

Germany* also tries to be Sweden

nice language

youtube.com/watch?v=PtSUx34Xwtg

Stooop

The worst backstabbing evil bloodthirsty tyrants of history. Trust a Dane and you WILL feel the pain.

Beautiful country polite people

4 Danes of apocalypse

- Part of Scandinavia
- Owner of Faroe Islands
- Hot blond girls

Magic

Whole lotta magic

What did the danes do?

little mermaid
lego

It's good to be Norwegian in Denmark

We still own Greenland, big boy

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nothing, he's just a redditor where hating danes is a meme

Y-you like Denmark, r-right?

are danes and swede both vikangz?

swedes weren't vikings, they were eastern european river pirates

Only memes

Oh and they saved their Jews in WWII

Why yes, I do like Denmark. As it all turned out, I'd have preferred if we remained danes.
we wuz all vikangz

swedes were vikings though you spacker, they just didn't raid the same places as danes and norsemen

based

Yes!

why do swedes hate us?

because we got more votes from the public in the Eurovision

They are equally as irrelevant as we are.

netherlands is very relevant relative to its size.
we are basically just a rich moldova.

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Only reddit soyboys hate you. Real people have no problem with denmark

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Christian Eriksen probably the best 10 in the Prem

Why do nords hate us ?

usually less arrogant and vain than other scandis

pretty funny too

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We don't. I'd guess most Danes are indifferent to Bulgaria, or simply think if of it as a lovely vacation destination.

based

The swedish general told me if you lived in Sweden as a slav people would automatically distance themselves from you and it would be hard to blend in and make friends, and socialize with them in general. Even if you do manage to gain their trust to an extent you'd always be seen as a lower class human. The absolute state of the double-faced sw*de. Dont know how true this is for the rest of the nordics.

youtu.be/MfGkjKm_rYo
on tv

Rotten fish.

>Used to own Greenland and Iceland
That was Norway

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Their new trains look like they are made to acomodate americans

That's less to do with hating Bulgarians(no average Swede has any opinion of Bulgaria really) and more just disliking foreigners since they tend to upset the mundane lives where nothing exciting or interesting ever happens Swedish people are so fond of.

I think in general we don't dislike where people come from as much as how they talk and act. If you can speak Swedish with a good accent, don't dress like a gopnik, and act normal(by Swedish standards), then I don't think too many people care where you are from.

Don't listen to them. There are loads of hateful Swedes and Danes on Jow Forums, but just remember that they aren't actually representative of the actual country's population.

> you'd always be seen as a lower class human
It's quite easy to determine who's the lower class human after saying that

No mountains there so it kinda sucks

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Probably the most boring country on earth

:(

This. We are incredibly content in our boring little normie bubble.

Netherlands is worse

your life is probably more boring

No

Success breeds jealousy

Nothing, i am a neet that has completely isolated my self.

Is killing a Dane really a crime?

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If you confess to it, yes. But you can dane-ay it.

they're a bunch of faggots

Bedste dag i mit liv

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The evil guys through scandi history

Less socially awkward and handicapped version of Sweden.

Not a whole lot. It is quite literally one of the least interesting nations on the planet.

Cartoons

cookies

where to begin, there's lots to tell

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Laid back people and lots of tall people, which is why they can cross the streets like normal human beings, rather than taking chicken steps like manlets always do. Definitely would experience their crosswalks again.

>netherlands
>irrelevant
what did he mean by this

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EVIL DANE

It's a part of Germany right?