THE FUTURE. HAS. CUM

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so guys, how much cum did you get in your ass?

This coin is all about being on the verge. Once you've cum it's too late.

The future needs a Viagra.

11,600 cums

The future leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

C U M
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>muh adoption

now verge owners should be called cummies

Consider it done

get back in now pumping.

its pumping alright

hows that cum dump taste bitch

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they got cummed

So Verge partnered with PornHub but it dumped over 20%. Why? Isn't this partnership a good thing?

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That's why it's called speculation. They're just buying and selling to make money. And all this cryptic twitter "teehee we have a big announcement in two weeks" only fuels the fire.

It's a trap, you're going to get dumped on some more.

The partnership isn't confirmed?

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This

that's why love sergey, he'll never do that. thats why Chainlink is the best investment

it's confirmed, and it's utterly meaningless
a currency doesn't need to be valued high to function as a currency, it needs to be stable
verge is the opposite of that
if people were rational, they'd sell this news
they're selling it regardless, but because they follow the "sell the news" meme, not out of logical reasoning

>what is buying rumor selling news?
>how the fuck does the world work?

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Daily reminder that:
>Verge begged their fanbase for 3MM in tokens
>The community essentially paid for an advertising campaign
>The community essentially paid for a "currency" to be listed as a payment gateway, MindGeek did not approach verge

Daily reminder that:
>Nobody pays for porn in 2018
>The revenue generated by Porn strictly comes from ads and sex shops, not memberships.
>Even if you were to pay for porn, does anyone really fucking care anymore if you buy a sub with a CC?

Daily reminder that:
>Verge was recently hacked because it is an inferior blockchain
>Verge is a fork off a meme coin that is still more readily accepted than Verge
>Incompetent Devs forked the coin without knowing they forked the coin

Daily reminder that
>Already down like 20%
>JUST

The dev built it up as the most significant crypto partnership to date. A porno site. Take a look at all the fancy advertising. The community donated millions so that Verge can have their name plastered on some lamborghinis with Pornhub's logo. Nobody will even give a fucking about Verge a month from now.

Apparently its a real pain in the ass to signup and use verge. Easier just to get a disposable cc.

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"biggest partnership in crypto history"

>pornhub

>the future has cum

AHAHAHAHA

This, you stupid brainlets

Why would a rumour of a partnership raise the value but actual confirmation of the partnership lower the value?

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Because you go into the rumor with extremely high expectations. The Vergins on reddit were speculating that it was with a top 5 bank or some shit like that. So you buy into it under the false pretense of, "What if this is actually really fucking big and this moons".

Then you find out it's a porno site and dump everything.

LOL it means when you first get a whiff that "news " is coming, you buy.

Then the day the news hits, you sell at the top.

Hurrr Durr so difficult.

I sold some Link to try and ride XVG to buy more Link and got REKT by this dumping while Link pumps. Real nice way to turn 2000 Link into 1650. Just sold and went into TRX, my other most hated shitcoin, I need that 1650 Link to be 5000.

ouch, sorry for your loss fren

splerge

hey numbnuts, he's asking why it is the top, not why we sell the news.

this is intelligent, and the reason why "buy the rumour, sell the news" works

is there ever a time the news is so good that it's not worth selling on?

groestlcoin may pump again tonight you have better luck in that if it pops off

Normally i would completely agree with you, but this is Crypto we're talking about. Logic does not apply here. Didn't the price go up when the hack happened?

It is huge, but it doesn't make any sense no matter how you look at it.

- Verge does not provide the necessary privacy.
- The coin is made by shady anonymous characters.
- Nobody pays for porn because they don't have to.
- It's a pain in the ass to use Verge (harder to obtain compared to say bitcoin).
- Overall PornHub made a really odd choice (i have no preference but I honestly cant undertand why verge)

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>It is huge, but it doesn't make any sense no matter how you look at it.
>- Verge does not provide the necessary privacy.
>- The coin is made by shady anonymous characters.
>- Nobody pays for porn because they don't have to.
>- It's a pain in the ass to use Verge (harder to obtain compared to say bitcoin).
>- Overall PornHub made a really odd choice (i have no preference but I honestly cant undertand why verge)
It's not an odd choice considering verge had to pay them for this marketing. I'm sure they are charging a pretty penny but Justin is pocketing the rest.

>- Overall PornHub made a really odd choice (i have no preference but I honestly cant undertand why verge)
Pornhubs marketing department reached out to verges marketing department. Pornhub has a department whose sole job is to find people to buy advertisements on Pornhub. They lucked out finding someone who would pay $1-3 million. Implementing CoinPayments as a payment processor would take a pornhub dev like an afternoon and then maybe another day just to have ppl in the office test, then they could get busy doing what their marketing department does, renting lambos, getting decals, and making video promos to promote pornhub and their sponsored advertiser.

Yeah if the news is much better than anyone could have imagined.