Do you celebrate mother's day today?

Breakfast in bed?

I drew a picture for mom

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handy massager. It gives your mum
sweet vibration.

>tfw cup A

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If you are really a grill, go to breast expansion threads on /d/ and seek guidance. Apparentely some of the methods they post work.
If you are a guy stop drinking soja and treat your gyno.

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Somewhat. This is what happened this morning:
My mother:
>please tell me you didn't buy me anything for mothers day. I think it's a hoax
I then told her I had, and I fetched the chocolate I bought for her.
Although she said she thinks it's a hoax, she was still happy to receive it.
Is she tsun?

don't listen to I'd do anything for a girl no matter the cup size.

DON'T DO THIS THO

A-CUPS ARE SUPERIOR

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Good taste.
truebreastlover.jpg

Blonde, 1,80m C-cups reporting in (female)

Females don't exist on Jow Forums

C cup on a 1m80 look too small
I have the same as you and I'm 160cm

you got me

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t.

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post your milkies or fuck you

is that Boogie?

>tfw smaller than the girl in the pic
Still superior?

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post feet or hand

I don't know who 'Boogie' is, I just selected a random fat guy with decent tits from Google image search.

Stupid russkie. Its a vibrator.

>Liking mosquito bites
I thought Russians had better taste

>all the chestlets itt
lmaoing @ you're lives

better than yours, Ricardo

Big bountiful breasts are a divine trait, what separates women from overgrown little girls.

This
>tfw tall double D's alpha female
I'm a hot lesbian too, the girls throw themselves over me. feels good man

>that flag

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no, on May 15th

ahaha good one

Must suck to be an A cup

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i'll never understand this fetish

Ricardo cállate. AA cups master race.

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So where are those D+ cup chicks in Russia? Do they really need to hide from me?

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all these people fighting over cup size and me i'm like

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But would you?

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She's disgusting.

Pretty firm breasts are a divine trait, what separates fresh young woman from overused granny-MILFS.

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Post tits or I'll assume you are just a roleplaying Sven

I'd rather die a virgin than hit that ütz

of course, but i also would pic related

lel you gay

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breast sizes don't matter since you don't have sex with them, penis size does

No because mother’s day was a couple of months ago and also my mother is dead

we have no mother's day but parent's day

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parents'_Day

She's really ugly and her tits are too big.

exactly, so why the argument?
as long as they're not like the extreme right ones it's all good

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Firm and Big is godlike
Firm and small is nice, depending how small they are
Saggy and big ranges from decent to nada
Saggy and small is fucking sad

this hits too close to home

there is no ugly woman, only not enough alcohol

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>From decent to horrible

I dont like tanned women with leathery lookikg faces and milk trucks strapped to their chest thanks.

Based gooks

>Saggy and small
No such thing tho and that's what makes small cups so superior. So by your classification small breast is AT LEAST second choice.
>Firm and Big
Almost non existent. Unless it's fake. And fake breast is what really sad.

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right here buddy
youtu.be/WdfnPOtrS2o

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Based Volya.

>No such thing
The poo in loo model from Battlefront has those. They are even sadder than fake boobs

>No such thing tho
>Almost non existent
you need to travel the world my friend, culture yourself more

?

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if you have a mother and haven't called her yet you're a horrible person. you don't know what its like to not have a mom. tell her you love her and miss her. Better yet get her some flowers and a big hug

Based strayan

>girl next door
kek that filename, and yes to sex

Firm and big is very common for most girls between 16-22 after that they become somewhat rarer.

my girlfriend doesnt need to wear bras
I hope those enlargement advices work

I dont really want breast enlargement but thanks

One of u pls date me

I find big boobs on short girls rly cute
>tfw 158cm and cup A
Kmn

P-post pics

Enjoy lads.
Almost makes me want to move so I can get one.
>youtube.com/channel/UC0Hqm9Gt4WxzMOxtfXiGWPQ/videos

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Would u rate

eh, sure

mommie.. milkies...

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Based Strayan

Mexico is pretty good too btw
youtu.be/BoYpCGH1QS4?t=124

youtu.be/44Tzi7PL7pk

Keep going

who's that?

youtu.be/LA7e88yLtFM

Already knew her

youtu.be/Tm5ouqs0dro

It's simply cute. It doesn't even matter when having sex because in most girls on the small end of the scale the breasts lose most/all of their volume as soon as they lie down.

t. dated small-breasted girl

bump for more milkie-- i mean, more info on other countries' Mothers day

Seconding the bump

Stielhandgranate

>he's unironically living the the "mom's boyfriend" meme
>his mother divorced his dad so she can suck the cock of another man
>he actively lives with his promiscuous mother
I'm glad I will never know this feel

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Yes indeed

Remember this chick from Game of Thrones? Those are perfection. Literally the best tits in the show.

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youtu.be/n5uZtHIe5sY

British mother's day was in March.