What are some poorfag ways to make money?

I mean you seem to be stuck in a very negative mindset but I hope I'm wrong. You're seriously asking about $5/day... literally anything. You can probably scam people here or beg for more than that. Literally go panhandle and you'll make $10 in like 20 minutes...

Is the market for dick sucking really that saturated just now that its a dollar an hour.

No, that wouldn't work.

Sort of echos my thoughts, $5 a day is fk all and should be easy. So why isnt it?
Short of straight up begging (which I'm not willing to do, thats a step away from actual dick sucking) you'd think there would be unlimited ways to earn that sort of money when youre willing to give up a few hours for it, yet it isnt coming that easily.

I've written essays for people on Jow Forums in the past, purely to help them out and take some weight of their shoulders rather than kike them out of money. Perhaps the roots of my unease in exploiting others during moments of desperation are also behind my many missed opportunities in life, that have lead me to this situation in the first place. There were times when I was studying I'd have loved somebody to come and help me out for free and thats what I've offered others, maybe I shouldnt have.

Okay, here's some real advice: think outside the box. Yes, it's a cliche, but every Pajeet out there is doing the simple shit and taking the sidewalk. You need to cut through the grass and get to your destination. I can't come up with a business model for you to earn $5/day spur of the moment but I can tell you that the way to do so is to take your own path. This sounds like really boomer-tier advice but it's the truth.

Example: You're a software developer. You want to freelance. Do you go to upwork.com and compete? No, every single Pajeet from India is doing that. You build your brand, write a bot to crawl social media and churn followers to get eyes on you, and from there on out it's a numbers game. You build clientele that way.

See the difference? That's how you do it.

So $5/day isn't shit and you can absolutely do it. Godspeed lad

Wow this was actually really motivating for me, cheers. I'll also add in that one of the snippets I read that has stuck with me the longest time is that "It's easier to save $1 million than it is to save $100k."

I'm kind of in the same boat user. I fucked my back so can't work in construction anymore (I really enjoyed it, self employed), have got myself a nice office number but have had to go through background checks etc...It's taken fucking ages and I'm almost out of money, haven't even got a start date yet.

I was thinking of putting a sharpie in my pooper for shitcoins. Maybe you should too?

>It's easier to save $1 million than it is to save $100k
what's the rationale behind that? something about the power of your capital?

How many minutes do you think are in an hour?

so you are suggesting to suck more dicks? you think OP might be the king of faggots?
you really think he coul suck 60 dicks / jour?

holy shit, this better than mining bitcoin with an asic farm...

60 dicks / jour = 60$ / hour = 1440$!!! / 24h?

sorry i forgot the 10 minutes break 1430$! holy shit!
that's like 43200$ / month!

You can save $100k by putting $100 in the bank for 20 years slow and steady with a normal job.

You can't do that with $1 million. You've got to think outside the box and think about different ways to make money.

**$100 each week in the bank

Learn to trade. I've been making an easy 15-50 dollars a day using just 300-600 dollars of capital while in bed. This was today's trade, I traded xvg twice actually.

I know it's not a lot if profit but consider how much money I'm using. The traders you see making hundreds and thousands
have to put in 50k position

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This works until it doesn't, you'll lose your ass one day on a single trade and your capital will go poof

The response is appreciated, even if its boomer-tier in how vague it is as you say, the thought process is spot on though. I was actually hoping somebody out there who is already doing something boring and repetitive online would post up something but despite the low amount of money, its surprisingly hard to come up with something thats realistic for somebody with zero outlay. I don't even have the bucks to go buy stuff to wash windows with ffs, all I have is time, my computer and me, I'm a prime candidate for robot tier min-wage work and even that seems elusive.

No thanks, daily sharpie in shithole is not exactly viable long term..!
It really is a bit soul crushing seeing some of the sums flying around the world on and offline that just seems to pass by, when just a tiny amount can make the world of difference for some, its how to get our share that needs figured out.

>even if its boomer-tier in how vague it is as you say
I gave you a specific example, you can apply that to other things

I was trading last year for a while and did ok enough that I didnt lose everything, life just took over and I had to cash out even the small amount I put in.
If the 600bucks is something youre willing to live without you can work hard and make it pay for sure.

>I can't come up with a business model for you to earn $5/day spur of the moment but I can tell you that the way to do so is to take your own path.
It was an example of the thought process involved in taking the non beaten path, you could have said train driver, brick layer or fireman and theyd all be the same thing.

Like I say though the responses are appreciated and I think they might help me given some of the things that google is starting to return

No because I am disciplined and employ proper risk management techniques and I either profit or set a stop loss and I either make money or take a small loss, everytime. Then I just make sure my gains are bigger than my losses and I make money. It's simple really. Most people lose money because they fail to take profits when they have them. That's what happened to me today in CNET (I also trade stocks) and I lost 7 bucks, but made 31 in crypto. Bigger wins than losses lead to profit. But you can't baghold a trade for a 50% loss either

Spring is coming. Knock on every elderly neighbors door and offer to mow their lawn for 20 bucks

U just took another trade on xvg. The green triangle is where I entered. Top 2 gray lines are my profit targets, bottom gray is my stop. As long as my profit targets are usually further away from my entry than my price, I generally make money. Easy

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Sell weed to rich white college students.

sign up for military

if thats not possible than you should check if you can somewhere get money for donating blood or plasma or some bone shit.

I speak Japanese, can I make money off translating and transcriping things people jack off too?

>Where did the .1 go?
that particular john didn't show up

Mine nimiq through the skypool on your laptop. Couple of dollars a day.

Also wondering if someone has an answer to this.

So is your game plan to build your capital until you're making more significant amounts?

Yes

white privilege detected

As I get more and more confident I will increase my position sizes. I started out with 200 dollar positions, now I'm using up to 600.

I just finished that xvg trade up. Made 15 bucks using just 220 in capital, this was a smaller trade because I wasn't as confident in the setup. But 15 bucks is what op is asking for

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newfag here, why should I trade virtualcoins instead of forex/cfd/stocks ?

No particular reason. I'm in more than 1 space.
I wouldn't recommend forex or options because that's where the big boys play, you will lose because they are better than you in every single way. But alongside crypto I also trade penny/momentum stocks.

>penny/momentum stocks.
what's that? and what site/platform do you use?

Oh boy. Sorry user I can't write u a book. Get to googling. The app I posted screenshots of is Tabtrader on Android only.