tonight I walked into the bathroom at the bar and saw this nigerian man sitting on a fold-up stool sobbing and so i asked him if he was okay and he said "why don't they want to pay £3 for a spritz of my aftershaves?"
and I just felt like sorry mate can you pass me a couple of those hand towels and pretend you didn't hear me hoovering up a fat line just now cheers mate
edition
lad honestly
if it's bitter, it's a spitter.
I wouldn't spit it out and get fucked up on it admittedly but you are doing nbomes lad
sue
maisie
Why even post this twice?
breasts
to continue the topic to the next thread as it interests me
simple as, end of.
Broken Britain
post su1
fuck off you cunt
would only do Dr seuss or gamma goblin blotters
everything else is low quality shit or an nbome as far as I'm concerned
any republican man in
disgusting, niggers can get away with murder
Hey, congrats on the win in eurovision last night
listening to the new beach house album
i like it
Come to Barnsley and I;ll drop you
for me, it's black/brown haired su or nothing
imagine giving birth to ugly children
absolute state of ugly people
BUGGER OFF
yeah because the image some sweaty lab runt decides to print off one day is definitely a good indicator of quality
hello pitchfork
italian poster is avoiding Lisickis mistakes posting here in that his entire life has basically been drugs but he tries to avoid talking about it because brit doesn't like that
business idea: pay a lass to shag my arse
I do not like the feminazi who won, she criminalized all men and everyone likes it
Relegated
fuck of you cunrt
shes put it back again
Relegated
business idea: pay a lad to shag my lass
the right-wing
i think that's a lot of /brit/ posters though
its just that 190cm is such a vacant and boring personality that the only thing he can talk about is drugs
he has always been such a cretin from day 1
business idea: the daily mail
men are cool okay men are very good don't criminalize all men okay
Relegated
tfw black lighting is like a top 10 show on tv
I like him
What are you on about, Peppa Pig won, no?
im clean these days desu
any imperialist fascist extremist man in
/brit/'s own Dawn French won.
yeah its a good and witty character but you have to wonder sometimes if it isn't a character and he really is just that boring
business idea: start nonprofit companies to ensure people's financial stability
i want to hit you!
Israel had an absolute banger and she'd be cuter if she lost a bit of weight too
he's not boring
I find him fascinating and witty
he gets bullied too much simple as
cheers bossman
yeah the isrealian female feminazi pig won yes
>african cuisine
Relegated
trip back on lickidicki
they did but no she would not you shit taster.
>who could be behind this post
(picture of fat kev peering out from behind a curtain)
6.8 cretin here I'm finally going to ask her out since she seems interested in me again
bizarre girl
sometimes im so dehydrated i can't wipe my arse properly, the paper cannot achieve friction so gets caught and tears in half, just got shit on two fingers ffs
>he sleeps with his phone on his bed
Hello virgin
wish Sundays didn't exist.
absolute unit
fuck off uyo cunt
any giro d'italia man in
lisicki and moni are both the UTV mong
Relegated
solution: wet wipes although your bum can feel like you don't wipe at all
in AWE
>he sleeps with his phone in flight mode right on the floor besides his bed
Lol
great mise en scene
would smash
What a weird fucking timeline.
Fincher's Girl with Dragon Tattoo rape scene is still probably the hardest hitting in my opinion
uncomfortable to watch
surreal
I voted Brexit and looking at it now, it's such a clear and definitive mistake I don't understand why more people just admit it
Look at me I am a beautiful creature
There is literally nothing wrong with Barrett new build homes hitting a cheeky one and making a dash for it UP THE CENTRE HERE COMES THE DEVELOPER! STRAIGHT DOWN THE VILLAGE ROAD, INTO THE FOREST!
THE TORY GOVERNMENT COMES IN TO SUPPORT, THEY CHANGE ALL THE LAWS AND PRETEND TO DO THE OPPOSITE AND A LITTLE STAB AS THE TREES GO DOWN!
BARRET DODGES THE APPEAL WITH A STUNNING ASSIST FROM THE LOCAL LABOUR COUNCIL, OUR WILDLIFE FALLS INTO OBLIVION! HE'S THROUGH THE TREES. SLAMS THE TIMBER INTO MY NANS HEAD! WHAT A TOUCH.
OH! OH! HE'S STARTED CONSTRUCTION! BRICKS ME MUM DOWN EM SHE HITS THE BOTTOM WITH A MEATY THUD! STUNNER! WHAT A CHEEKY LITTLE SHOVE FACKIN LOVELY!
OHHH OHHHH HE'S ADDED A 10CM GAP BETWEEN EACH HOUSE AND IS CALLING THEM DETATCHED
GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
*saves this image because of it based redpilled information*
>enters thread
>thread is immediately about me
>done absolutely nothing in comparison to the average poster to deserve this
lads come on..
wonder what the first ever post on /brit/ was
*wanders wondering into a ditch*
no worries lads - this ent my first rodeo. i believe it's up one leg, then t'other, and on with the walking, and...
*achieves mobility exto the ditch*
i find /brit/ fascinating and witty...ah yes the dutch poster... yes quite
and the sue poster... well... one can't have everything on one's plate, now can one?
would that it were, that we could twist off his head and externalise his vitality like a frube - oh, but that's not why i came here, now is it?
*my scattered pupils collect themselves and settle on the local foursquare, rising before me upon a roaded hill*
*lifts posting phone to eyes, does the requisite actions*
*types extremely slowly and aggressively with just my middle finger*
Foing to the shops lads. Anyone want owt?
don't feel hurt we all secretly love you
narcissist
very weak deanolology knowledge from whoever made that pic
>The idea that all women are money-grabbing, promiscuous and manipulative
You couldn't find a more accurate description.
look i'll be real with you 190cm because at the end of the day I respect you're a real person behind all the bullshit. Your identity is toxic because of the personality you have exhibited over the years. The only reason anyone is pleased to see your name is the easy barrage of jokes everyone has pepared for you because it's just that easy.
Just start a new, you can't do that so easily but you can on the internet. Take the trip off, find another one I don't care just start afresh and try to not be such a huge cunt all the time.
genuinely in the middle of doing a poo right now lads
avclub.com
>Right-wing dipshits Notch and William Shatner bond over shared love of Death Grips
this
fuck off you cunts.
You aight white boy
The blowjob scene was superior for me
big fan of the lisicki falseflag gimmick
might start filtering the string "190cm" to dispose of mongs who are clearly too dim to sort the root problem out themselves
cat
Virgin freak
absolutely blown away by this filter list
>filtering at all
virgin freak
only one ive got that i didnt get from you
Cringe