TAX DAY RIP

why would an accountant do anything, when the only person who can really help you would be a CPA and a Tax Lawyer. You sound very retarded.

>why would an accountant do anything, when the only person who can really help you would be a CPA
What do you think CPA stands for

>bitch
Stopped reading there. Kys.

I think this will be the year of many regrets for the people that declared their gains.

Do you genuinely believe accountant and certified public accountant are interchangeable?

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hope you're posting on a VPN faggot.

No fear for declaring my crypto gains. I'm not committing tax evasion like you.

>tfw paid all of my taxes, and due to my gambling losses at casinos, got a nice check back

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Lul paying taxes in 2017 when it’s not even legally required

why the fuck is everyone so worried about who's paying tax. if you're paying tax you're clearly a boomer that has no idea what this is all about. just don't cash out into inferior currency. how come everyone is so narrow sighted they can't see that crypto payments will be integrated in the next couple years. smart contracts will kickstart this. sit tight faggots.

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This guy gets it, the only time you had to report capital gains was when you sold Crypto for Fiat directly deposited in your bank account.

Unless the IRS decides any time in the next 6 years to retroactively not classify them as like-kind exchanges.

Lmao
He thinks that accountants can not figure out what a digital ledger is. The blockchain is going to fuck him hard when he crashes out. It would take 30 min to log all his capital gain evasion.

good luck trying to backdate that. fuckin kek

if our founders were brought back from the dead today in 2018. They'd be using their muskets if govt was demanding taxes. Along with most REAL Americans in the 19th century

You do realize how under staffed they are right? Zero chance this happens. Most people can't figure out their trades that they made themselves. Lol. And good luck getting info from any DEX out there. Never will happen even if it's possible.

Cowards use weapons. You should join the founders in the ground you gun-loving nut.

Fucking this.
I should have never opened an or at least moved to a different provider.
Fuck this shit. Even though I didn't lose on btc i'm still getting taxed out of my ass

Fuck off cunt

The irs doesn't care about your 5 figure crypto lmao what a cuck

Faggots don’t use weapons. I guess I’d rather be a "coward" than a faggot.

>Having to use weapons instead of your hands to express your emotions
You have no heart

Yep I’m underwater about 45k. Filed an extension. Been fucking stress eating everyday.

yea... it doesnt work like that, hope u dont get audited

>The amount of gambling losses you can deduct can never exceed the winnings you report as income. For example, if you have $5,000 in winnings but $8,000 in losses, your deduction is limited to $5,000. You could not write off the remaining $3,000, or carry it forward to future years.

Do you burgers ever stop talking about your taxes?

Sorry I don’t live in Empire of America
I’m portaricen

its literally tax day today faggot. niggas is stressin

Yeah, whole fucking board is filled with IRS this, IRS that.
Why there are no EU tax threads?
inb4: europoors

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Americans are 2 weeks late to the party.

>Europeans.
>Paying taxes.
Look at Southern Europe. People evade taxes like a motherfucker by default.
You think that they're going to pay a cent of their crypto gains?
So that's half of Europe right there.
Germans who hold their coins 12 months don't need to pay taxes on their gains, another huge chunk of Europe who doesn't pay.
You burgers need to take a page from the book of your rich people and learn their ways. They don't pay any taxes.
Use Bitcoin ATMs to sell your coins for cash. Sell your coins locally, try to buy things with crypto, don't use exchanges that cuck you to the IRS.
Fuck there are so many ways of evading mr tax bear.
Only if you're going to buy a house or something does this become a trickier situation.

friendly reminder

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If you're not a CPA you're not an accountant. You can call yourself a bookkeeper or clerk but that's about it. It'd be like a burger flipper at a fast food joint calling himself a chef, its absurd.

>They don't pay any taxes

This is a larp of the poors to sperg for gibs. Muh 1% accounts for half of all collected income taxes every year

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Tax attorney is the only way to go.

>cowards use weapons
This is the most retarded statement that I have ever read. Every soldier in all of history is apparently a coward.

You are the biggest faggot I've ever seen on this board.

>declaring crypto gains

lol

Excellent troll.

Had to come up with 35k to avoid selling into the abyess. Basically been saving since november after i talked with my accountant. Tough nut but im still up so no worries.

Cuckboy burgers paying tax lmao. Good job giving tyrone his new sneakers.

getting tired you you dirty street shitters shitting up the board with these posts. have fun with your "monaco card" and its $25 balance which happens to feed your family for a week in your country but here in America when you cash out $100k, taxes are due because we actually have running water and electricity.

So when do we get to hear about how many people didnt report crypto gains? This is the main thing to worry about because if the number is low we can safely expect some kind of IRS panic mode.

And if they make it illegal you know what that means for the good goys!

Is it true if you don't owe, you're good past the deadline to claim your refund? My federal got accepted but my state got rejected since my driver's license is expired.