>buy cute bikini
>go to the beach
>check out handsome german tourist
>get aroused
>tucked penis starts to get loose
>small kid passes by
>"hey mom why does that girl have a bulge"
Buy cute bikini
I'm a girl.
kys
Why do you have a penis?
Girls can have penises too
seek help
I wish I had the balls do do that.
During the summer, I wear a tight bikini underneath my light-coloured clothes, and sometimes if I sweat a lot during my long hours of cycling, you can see a hint of it.
During the rest of the seasons, I wear normal panties and a bra to give me some definition in the chest, combined with a tight-fitting shirt!
You think you are funny but in reality you are just a faggot
But you were born with it?
Fuck you sexiest monkey
*sexist
bump
I think if anything it should be "I wish I didn't have the balls to do that"!
Just cut it off
You card!
Can all you faggots go to /lgbt/ and Jow Forums already please
if not banter OP should be shot
Are you as cute as this 2d girl?
pics of bikini pl0x
You summoned my boner
CJ
No homie love? No hug?
Nah you were right. He is the sexiest monkey
Mom?