Buy cute bikini

>buy cute bikini
>go to the beach
>check out handsome german tourist
>get aroused
>tucked penis starts to get loose
>small kid passes by
>"hey mom why does that girl have a bulge"

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I'm a girl.

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kys

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Why do you have a penis?

Girls can have penises too

seek help

I wish I had the balls do do that.
During the summer, I wear a tight bikini underneath my light-coloured clothes, and sometimes if I sweat a lot during my long hours of cycling, you can see a hint of it.
During the rest of the seasons, I wear normal panties and a bra to give me some definition in the chest, combined with a tight-fitting shirt!

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You think you are funny but in reality you are just a faggot

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But you were born with it?

Fuck you sexiest monkey

*sexist

bump

I think if anything it should be "I wish I didn't have the balls to do that"!

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Just cut it off

You card!

Can all you faggots go to /lgbt/ and Jow Forums already please

if not banter OP should be shot

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Are you as cute as this 2d girl?

pics of bikini pl0x

You summoned my boner

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CJ
No homie love? No hug?

Nah you were right. He is the sexiest monkey

Mom?

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