People used to make piss balloons in my high school after P.E. They'd drink plenty of water before that, and when we were in the showers, they'd grab their dicks, make piss balloons, and unleash a piss-bomb on an unsuspecting victim. The first time this happened to me I thought it was the most disgusting thing in the world - and so did other people who had this done for the first time, but soon after, we got used to it, and we played piss-ball (piss version of Paintball). Piss didn't leave a mark unlike paint balls, so we counted on people to be honourable enough as to leave the game after being piss-bombed. Some people cheated, but since things were completely chaotic and we were running around the place like beheaded chickens, most people didn't notice.
Everyone had more fun doing this than playing football or basketball, so it eventually became a thing everyone looked forward to.
People even came up with strategies for that - some bet it all on a single large-scale AoE attack that hit multiple people, and some launched piss-bullets on an person-per-person basis.
ITT: Things Americans will NEVER EVER experience
dude that's fucked up
>europeeans
>piss balloons
Haha that's funny because that was my nickname in high school.
I used to do coke with my buddies at my HS's bathroom.
kill yourself junkie scum you deserve a bullet to the head
>YuroPEEans
The only thing I did even remotely close was swim in the sewers after it rained with the rest of the neighborhood kids.
The story's not funny the second time you tell it.
I'm a social junkie, i've never bought drugs to do by myself.
Culture.
What the fuck.
I like your posts. They're always well written.
the kids in my neighborhood would get together and organize games of football...
Y-you recognise me?
Yes, sometimes. Is that bad?
Nah, not at all.
I was just wondering what gives me away - besides the well-written posts. Is it just that?
And the anime.
Ah, fair enough. Not many people from the Balkans seem to post any of it for some reason; although it's nearly ubiquitous in other threads.
If you see Kumiko or any Eupho characters posted by a Bulgarian, chances that it's me.
chances are*
Storytime?
Ok!
Masturbating without lube