Eurovision Post Match Discussion

I hate hate hate Netta. But nothing against Israel, I voted for Golden Boy back in the day.

"No."

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No, I'll never get over the fact that the guy I voted for didn't win

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This is unironically who I voted for

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I hate both but I also know we would never win if we tried to be like Europe.

I hate her too. But at least it's over.

...until next year

Oh god the cringe when imagining our Eurovision presenters

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The song you mean? She's a sweet gal but it's a song that either grows on you or becomes something you really hate.
When she competed in Israel to represent the country the audience didn't really know what to think of her and most voted for safer choices (young Justin-Bieber-like teens and big voice Mariah-copycats). Her music choices are something different and that's what makes her stand out above the rest.

wtf, i LOVE juries now!

I want to comfort her ;-;

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We keep getting shafted by teleplebs, it's ridiculous.

The jury protects it from being rigged by dispora voters

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This
If juries are removed the Turks will come back and win it again

I just love how every countries that get few points complain that "everyone hates them" especialy the UK does this. Some Swedes even complained about this even though it was because our song sucked ass and the singer was a snobbish faggot.

Israel got the most votes from the public and it's far from the most popular country by europeans. It was a fair win.

I remember a time when the voting was boring as fuck because all of Northern/Western Europe would give their 12 points to Turkey or Armenia

very interdasing.
nice digits btw

But with juries you have a small group of people with a lot of power. They should be easy to bribe.

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I think Europe will like Rotem and Assi if they're selected (despite awful English), w e've grown tired of them but they'll seem endearing to a new crowd.

I want Turkey back cause they had some good submissions, but they shouldn't just autowin.

t. jew

WE COULD HAVE ONE DAMN IT

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>implying it won't be hosted by miri regev, and all songs will be required to be odes to bibi

It will be cringy and awkward as fuck anyway

Waste of shekels

He's such an autist but he's great. See guys? there's still hope for you.

Never forget youtube.com/watch?v=3Qa7_y21oOY

WON*

>hosted by miri regev

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Bahahahah

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i still want to marry that woman in the back

Officially it won't happen because the rules ban politicians, but she'll find a way to fuck it up and get us banned from the EBU

As deserved

The Portuguese song was the best and still we had the worst score, okay.

The Netherlands last victory

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The Portuguese song was not the best by any stretch of the imagination. The only singer more incomprehensible than her was Lithuania and there was no explanation for the phantom dyke creeping up behind her. What gives, Portugal?

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Eurovisöyon is a joke every year.Remember 2015,where some cheesy generic lazy boring fast food song won because "ooo look at the animation" and youtu.be/G48p8eNhnd8 for only 4th?

It was in terms of music the only interesting one that you'd hear by yourself apart from the eurovision song contest... that dyke lesbian wrote the song

how did australia get in then

cow

autism

Is that a motherfucking

How did you manage to stay awake after that?

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i think it's a good compromise and takes some of the politics out of it (also memes)

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not an argument

Ukraine, Denmark, Czech and especially Italy robbed as fuck by the juries

>The Eurovision Asia Song Contest 2018 will be the first edition of the Eurovision Asia Song Contest. The contest will be the Asia-Pacific counterpart of the Eurovision Song Contest, which has been in production for more than 60 years. This year will consist of only one show, and will supposedly be held in October 2018
>they actually called it Eurovision Asia

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Or they were overrated by the televoting for its shticks and memes.
Honestly, it can go both ways.

>yfw Japan and S Korea send popular idol groups
>North Korea sends military band

This

This guy looks like a kpop idol, wtf. Bulgarians really are Mongols.

stop bullying kristian

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>The winning song of last years contest was telling people that music shouldn't just be about spectacle and fireworks
>The actual best song of last years contest was poking fun at Westerners appropriating Eastern cultures without really understanding them

The song is like a middle singer to both of them.

>Mongol throat singers

Good

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>kikes crying that the goyim is not giving a fuck about their mass media controlled propaganda despite the billions of $$$$$$$$ invested in it,

this is literally the worst kind of torture you can execute upon the devil's chosen people.

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>Mongol throat singer idol group

Did Salvador give the trophy to El Atrocidad?

Poland were you even at finals this year? jej.

best jailbait

n e u f (9) p o i n t s
maybe we're not europeans?

He's 18 :)

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Lol, what are you talking about? it's Europeans who are on full meltdown mode ever since yesterday. We mostly don't care about winning it.

GK1206
fund it

Honestly, the Brits who vocally bitch about "everybody hating us" are the ones who don't even watch Eurovision in the first place and think that Brexit means we pull out of everything in Euro in the title because they're miserable bastards. They'll remember when we came last in 2008 and 2010 (the last time we ACTUALLY finished last) but not when we came 5th in 2009 or a respectable enough 11th in 2011.

I think last year was the only time I would willingly say that maybe the politics did play a slight factor in voting as the Public vote completely fucked over a pretty decent Jury score at a point where Brexit jokes were at their highest, but even then Germany got hit far harder than we did. The rest of the time we either just send shit songs that never stood a chance or OK songs which just play it too safe to get noticed by anyone but the judges.

Unironically looking forward to this, though they don't seem to have thought the name through.

>those cultural appropriation comments
People are just trying too hard to find enough fault in the performance cancel out Netta's PC cred as an obese female Jew singing about women getting empowered and even.
She's a confirmed weeaboo and she used some of that as a source of inspiration. The performance is an eclectic mess, it's not like she stepped up with an actual kimono and a parasol and did an enka number.
If anyone in Japan even gives a damn about it, it's probably soft power people delightedly twirling their mustaches at the sight of Japanese cultural icons party-crashing the inner sanctum of Western pop culture.

Fuck off kike. Your cultural marxism bullshit is coming back at you at last.

His mom is a Kazakh

This is the most hilarious salt I've seen yet.

God reading most of these comments makes me realize how fucking stupid people are.

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Sasuga nihon, winning the ESC without participating!

Yeah reading youtube comments reminds me why I hate humanity

I want to fuck benjamin

i want that cuteboi to cum inside me

i open my boipussy to you mikolas

Help me goyim. My mom's side is Ashkenazi but I'm not culturally nor religiously jewish. Can I convert and get Israeli citizenship without being educated in kike fairytales?

If your mom is Jewish you don't even need to convert

do you have any more salt from social media? I love reading that

You already have a kosher soul or whatever its called with your mother.
You're set, you belong to the masterrace now, congrats.

>No secondary award for Best Choreography
Are they just afraid of giving Moldova a prize every year?

I actually listened only Finland's song (or act, this has little to do with music competition). It was meh.

I only were for the points. Televoting resolution was BRUTAL. Poor swede

i'm not your woody
you stupid homo?

replay kek

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Which were the favourites of your parents/friends?

My mom liked UK, Italy and Austria

What was the hottest guy in the competition and why was it the backup dancer in blue from Moldova?

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>look at him, he T H I C C

>oj, oj, oj...

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honorary mentions to Swede boy
>tfw you'll never eat his butt while he's crying about getting screwed by tele votes

also Miklas, and that Albanian guy, Bushpepa, looks pretty qt too

More like a Leviathan than a chicken.

Can't wait for world cup memes lads

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