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toto africa would be illegal to play if it was released today

>going to uni at 26

I'm not gonna get laughed at am i?

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this is what cheap hookers are for mate

I thought queers were faggots not hot girls.

twitter.com/hashtag/proudqueers?src=tren

possibly the post of 2018 so far

no way la x

PHWOAAAAAAAAAAAR

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yes

Wouldn't mind giving that a sniff.

What do I watch:
>Lord of War
>The Big Lebowski
Other suggestions welcome so long as its on Netflix

I'M A SCARY GARGOYLE ALL THE TIME
THAT YOU MADE WITH PLASTIC POWER
YOUR RHINESTONE EYES ARE LIKE
FACTORIES FAR AWAY

Not got much going on

Entertain me

Despacito would be illegal to play if it was released today

boomer dinosaur

youtube.com/watch?v=4D9hmcVC--s
choon

Any /soyman/ in?

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Relegated

ME

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oo arr paki get out of moi cuntery

this hasn't aged well

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kill yourself nonce pakistani freak

where were you yesterday? i was waiting at the arnsdale greggs at 4pm

did you meet that lad yesterday?

Beauty and the beast

sunday innit?

Watching call me by your name lads

Very good if a bit gay

lebowski is funny
get high and watch that with some comfy snacks

reckon this was made recently by a liverpool fan

hehe

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man hate fucking sundays hope the night will end soon and see the normies go back to work tomorrow

>have to pay over £1million per goal nowadays

Shocking

Trophy parade wasn't yesterday....I don't think

toilmen will be negotiating soon, by 10 they'll accept it

finding a gf seems impossible

don't smoke weed cause I know it would lead me back to smoking fucking cigarettes, which I went through hell getting off of

plus drug dealers are scummy fucks I have no intention of ever doing business with

That Sunday feel

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youtube.com/watch?v=BNGmJOvzQfw
great mixtape

Waheeeeeeeeeey

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first summer off fags for me, worried about cracking when in a beer garden at some point ngl

just took a shower lads

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killed myself yet i'm back again

women are liberated there's little to no change to get a gf unless your a handsome chad with a big wallet and a big penis

Feel physically sick from depression

imagine being this guy lmao

bloomin 'eck

2nd this

runt of the litter
could knock you out with one punch

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i recon i've got a good claim on being the uggliest person in this thread

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Well done, my 1 shower every other day is scheduled for tomorrow morning at 9am, I have the reminder set on my computer.

just be happy hahahahahha like nigga just smile hahahah

>irish and italians integrated
>so will muslims, africans, and central americans

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>showering any less frequently than daily in this heat

grim

atypical of the highest order typed this

no one looks good as a teenager though
unfair comparison

how smelly does the tube get in summer in london?

THAT SHITS DEAD LIKE GRANDAD

>no one looks good as a teenager though
>unfair comparison

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being able to get smashed on a night out without needing to smoke (and waking up the next morning feeling like my lungs had been directly injected with pure concentrated evil) is actually one of the things that helped me mentally

stick with it lad. well worth it

sons look like their fathers
whats the point of this image?

>than daily ever
grim

yanks need to be power hosed off the face of earth

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took the train to Knaresborough today lads was exceptionally pretty

small town English life looks like the best in the world tbqh, if you have the mohey to live comfortably at least

don't get how people can listen to music with instruments like guitars and drums and that in this day and age

absolute cringe factory, might as well listen to a minstrel playing the lute

I shower more often when it's cold because it feels nice.

Need someone to rec me something to buy

do you lads wank in the shower?

the only time I get the 'pression

>sons look like their fathers
>whats the point of this image?

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no because I don't want to get the sewer troll girls preggo

99% some larping white Pollack

I used to work in Knaresborough, the bridge is pretty, I know someone who committed suicide by jumping off it lol

agreed
market towns with little to no crime are the peak of british living

no i never wank because i live in shared house accommodation and i think because of my ssri medicines

what’d you work as? pretty scenic death innit

were they okay?

demon fetal harvest

bum toy salesman

bit of a mothers day choon lmao
youtu.be/UKuc4nfJByc

the specter haunting the white man

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no

you are now aware that the rolling stock on the bakerloo line is 46 years old

rent boy

Just in IT in this place which is not far from the famous cave, I don't live far away either, North Yorkshire market towns are very nice.

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Would you rather have a fat white gf or be honourary white?

could lead the jews out of egypt through that chest gap

imagine a woman so neurotic she can't bring herself to throw away expired road tax disks from 3 years ago in cae she needs them. old tatty towels from 5 years ago that never get used cannot be used to mop up spills because they might get dirty. this is my mum

grew up in a small english market town

pretty fucking boring i have to admit, spent my entire life up until 18 wanting to get away from it

the thing i hate about it as well is that if i'm back home and i'm in town i'm bound to see some cunt from school again

don't like it at all