/brit/

just had a kangaroo burger, very nice

Is there a Canadian here? I am going to get into Ice Hockey (watching it) what team should I support?

flyers

imagine living in l*ndon hahaha can't believe people ACTUALLY VOLUNTARILY do it hahah oh my dayssss

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Bruins

How many slags have gobbled on ya knob ay /brit/?

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is /sp/ and /cum/ broken

sue

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/brit/posting as an olympic event

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said phwoar out loud

youtube.com/watch?v=CziHrYYSyPc

daily reminder this song won eurovision

i can feel myself slipping away into insanity day by day, i'm 23 and my penis has never been in a vagina, i will also never have a normal sex life

daily reminder best song won

Just want a life companion

just text the missus x

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rate

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Refused to go back to london after uni and now I'm living in a comfy city (more like town but has a Cathedral) where I went to uni

whilst we're on the topic
what's the most devilish thing you've done all week?

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Oi.

Stop.

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fat cunt

according to The Economist, there's vote collusion among the smaller nations, hence why GB, france, germany and spain have only won it once in the past 2 decades or so

can't lounge in the boozer all day, got mah-noo-vors

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Love boxing mongs who think they're hard. Wait until they get in a street fight with me and see their silly little game doesn't match up to anything. I know 10 different types of sweeps and he'll be off his feet before he even throws a punch.

rather like living in hampstead village desu definitely one of the only good parts of my life

support whichever one kev supports

This but I'm 29 and already insane, think I'll be catatonic soon. Living every day in a state of terror from the moment I wake up.

imagine inheriting a fortune from a deceased family member and wasting it on all coke because you're a boring autistic freak
utter fucking state, i'd be sailing my own personal boat around the caribbean or med if i were a trust fund baby

Canucks

...to make

>rather like living in hampstead village desu definitely one of the only good parts of my life

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classy gentleman
if i had a phone that supported emojis id ahve to nick the magic horse gimmick

sometimes i look back at a post i made and think: 'wasted 14 seconds doing a captcha for this'

Off me bonce.

I'm from Sheffield near the uni and there are so many London cunts about here but I actually love London as a city personally but hate all the blacks and muslims so my mission is to make every white Londoner move to Yorkshrie then nuke the place and start again

Refused to pass someone a printout at work

the habs
they have double the amount of stanley cups as the 2nd best team and they are the last canadian team to bring home the cup (1993)

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is there anyone like Scroobius Pip except not a poncey preachy Momentum wanker?

oi wasn't that the bloke that got stabbed.

The godless orient

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NAZIS OF THE UK MEDIA, WE DEMAND FREEDOM.

hi girls

Apart from the working class ones who are mostly in Essex now white Londoners are insufferable

no that's one punch tarq

>this guy still has a gf and I don't

SEETHING

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the habs and the hab nots hahahaha

for me it's the met line

This is very confusing, are there 4 leagues?

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No he got killed in one punch by a working class guy for telling him "you'll work for me one day"

I call it "The Duality of Man(And how a £30,000 a year education can't teach you to keep your mouth shut)"

'Cause he gets up in the morning,
And he goes to work at nine,
And he comes back home at five-thirty,
Gets the same train every time.
'Cause his world is built 'round punctuality,
It never fails.

Fuck off yanks

>eating chocolate ice cream with a white shirt
Just asking for trouble there.

2 and no it isn't

Looking good, traps need work though

Autismulatto

the working class guy started the altercation though. tarq didn't randomly shout it.

you don't play against teams out of your division/conference until you're in the playoffs

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And he plays at stocks and shares,
And he goes to the Regatta,
And he adores the girl next door,
'Cause he's dying to get at her,
But his mother knows the best about
The matrimonial stakes.

Good lad

was probs just a bit of light banter, tarq's are a bit sensitive like that, the fact that he felt the need to bring up his class is a clear indicator of his insecurity

People said I'd never deadlift 500kg... People said man would never go to the moon...
People said Eddie hall will never win Wsm...
^The above are short sighted people and can't comprehend than some men can be so determined and stubborn to actually prove people wrong^

'vvo

how

wish i were autistic, then i'd be able to collect bennies
neurotypical life is suffering

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lets go flyers

My parents are very much alive. Isn't is so bizarre how making one post saying enjoying terminal cancer and death of other people's parents who you don't like makes you the lowest of the low becomes "lol his parents died" as if this was the only possible explanation for stating things accepted by 99% of society. My parents are both alive but my dad has very bad dementia. This is part of the reason I keep coming here because I really enjoy talking to people who are the shit on the shoes of society hahaha

>'vvo

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ok this thread is lowkey kinda transphobic but w/e

too many belligerent poortherners itt
starting to feel genuinely ill

you wouldn't say this to my face cause you'd end up the same as him

Need an American unislag gf

cities skylines

things that annoy me more than they should, that I would also never admit they annoy me:
>londoners/students who say dude
>stew
>people who disagree with me online
>people who disprove the things I say online
>people who are smarter than me
>conceding that others are better than myself at certain things
>wog children
>white mothers with wog children
>fully grown black men/young children playing music out loud in public
>girls who like to "travel"
>going out to eat
>hatchbacks
>small talk
>positive people
>happy people
>smiling people
>functional people
>orderly rooms, no clutter
>the german flag
>anime
>social drug users
>people who get really loud and "crazy" when they're "drunk"
>people who call you boring/lightweight for knowing your limits and choosing not to get shitfaced and end up in a gutter drenched in your own piss and vomit, spending the next two days in a pseudo-coma
>people who have sex
>people who have sex who think they can help your love life
>friends
>family
>cats
>small dogs
>really hairy dogs
>people who treat their dogs like babies
>people who call their dogs their babies
>man kick ball
>gamers
>gaming

didn't say your parents died you insecure freak, but your money is clearly not entirely earned by yourself

got no-platformed in greggs

apparently they're "not open" at this time on a sunday - a mealy mouthed reply

Had to take my eurobeat CD out of the car, almost caused too many accidents hehe xx

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anyone got 20 pence for me? wanna get the ginger ale instead of the water, cause what kind of wanker actually buys bottled water

>>stew
bit far m8

PENGSTRICT LINE MENTIONED

EALING BROADWAY ON THE FUCKIN MAP

LAAANDAAAAN

top lad

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I want to smell Emma Watson’s anus and lick her anus clean.

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>>social drug users
what do you mean by this pray tell

women live life on tutorial mode

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would love to meet this specimen down a dark alley

Why are there white people in hackney now?

>women live life on tutorial mode

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