Enter bedroom

te quiero puta

I strip naked and get ready for 8 hours of hot love

>Qalb ta' qalbi dawl t' għajnejja, ippoppa dak is-sorm ħalli ntaqqlek.
rude

This language right here. This should be the official language of the world.

>we made this mistake once
run

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Come on, what did I say wrong?

That's going to happen.

Ask her who she is

show her my thin 15cm penis and cry because I'll stay a virgin forever

Disculpe pero ya estoy buscando a una chica con una polla femenina, no quiero follar a una tostada sucia como ti.

Si seńorita

if you cum inside her you have to say "conquistador'd"

>gabachos

Even better, I have a little rhyme.
Qalb ta' qalbi u dawl ta' għajnejja, ikxef sormok u ersaq lejja.

wow, someone installed a nice twin size bed in my bedroom instead of the single. and a reading lamp. cool!

Can Maltese understand standard Arabic or derja?

>tostada sucia

tell her this youtube.com/watch?v=WzKrorbHt64
then fuck her

Cállate sudaca de mierda

B' żobbi kapaċi niknes il-kontinent Afrikan kollu daqqa waħda.

I don't speak la goblina

> twin size bed in my bedroom instead of the single
those are the same size

me cogi a tu vieja bobo asdkjaskjdakjsd

Move the fuck over....I'm going to sleep.

No they can't understand standard Arabic from most I've gathered and they can't really understand dejra either it's a one way intelligibility

in america? jk, what's the correct term for a bed where you have two mattresses?

chupas mis cojones jajaj

never heard of this concept

>I'm out of there. Dick totally flaccid
liar amerimutt, i bet your dick is like pic related

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I don't speak tortilla. Brownoid RAUS

panic

>he doesn't like his girl speaking Spanish
Faggot

360 y me voy de ahí

well.. if you're single you get a mattress which fits your single bed frame. when you move in with your mate you get two mattresses and put an overlaying mattress on them to make it a double (and cover the coin collector between, or just get a double size if you can afford it).. idk, we just call the single one a single and the double one a marital bed. you don't have anything like that?

>What do you do?
ask for her name because I want the sauce

Get out.

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>>

The final straw for me to leave this unfunny repetative pit of cringe site. Thanks

how do you know she's not cursing you out and calling you small and stuff?

You can learn it from her you brainlet

>actually believe you can learn a language from someone who isn't a teacher

kek.

I don't speak shitskin, what is she saying?

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>>"hola bebe, que mas pues"
TE ESTOY LLAMANDO PORQUE NECESITO MAS DE TI
HAY ALGO DE TU VOZ QUE ME SEDUCE !!!!!!!!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=sqPIDCDj8ZE

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>actually believing you need a teacher to learn a language
Fuck you're retarded
Living around someone who speaks it and seeing/hearing it often is the best way to learn
Academic learning of languages is trash

My great uncle's son who lived in Libya most of his youth and learned the language said he could understand Maltese completely.

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>360
I think you mean 180. 360 would leave you facing in the same direction where you started

master bed i think

>two mattresses
We buy a bigger mattress

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neat. we just get two because it's easier to transport them up the stairs etc. :D

we can understand maltese but they can't understand us their language is way more limited