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Lying in bed and making a thread edition

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good morning

Cute boy

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morning

Good morning gang.

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morning westy

morning westy, what are you gonna get up to today?

Heyo Conway.
How has your day been?
Heyo.
I'm not too sure what the plan for today.
What about you?

kinda crap

how was your sleep desu

>how was your sleep desu
Alright I guess.
Nothing special
>kinda crap
Why crap?
Just the usual?

>Pope County
Have you moved buddy?

>Just the usual?
yeah

>Have you moved buddy?
no but we took some more stuff up there toady

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trying to torrent an old game, taking a while cause of lack of seeders

>yeah
You should try and get that sorted
it's not healthy to be feeling like shit all the time buddy, I'm a bit worried.
>no but we took some more stuff up there toady
Nice, getting stuff there slowly but surely.
What game are you trying to torrent?

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>Commissar Yukari
outstanding

it should sort itself eventually

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Good morning lads.

original red faction

Hail to the kawaiiness!

Morning mate
Have a good sleep?

Just asked my mum if she thinks I'll ever have a gf. She still said she believes I will. Not sure how I feel about that positivity 2bqh.

Really dead in here today.

Believe in yourself

I am a ROCKER, I am a ROLLER, I am an OUT OF CONTROLLER, baby

House inspection on Thursday. Sisters BF is here & out the back with my mum cutting down over grown weed bushes.

Fell asleep in my bed fully clothed. I was just going to lie down for a minute, but then I slept through the "night".

It's five AM now, been up for an hour already.

This sucks.

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Welcome to the bright 'n early morning, baby, get ready to boogaloo

NO!

I want to sleep!

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Ain't no rest for the... Norwegians... or something like that

On a scale from 1 to 10. 10 being the most laziest. What would you rate yourself?

I would say I am a 9.5 out of 10. I dont do any chores around the house unless I feel like it. I will unpack the dishwasher and do my own washing, ocassionally will hang out other washing, but that's about it.

If 1 being superproductive and 5 being normal and 10 being lazy af, I'd say I'm a solid 7.5 desu

Depends on what it is, man. The big stuff I get done. The little stuff? Maybe it can wait a while.

"Good" morning. It.was 27C here yesterfay and I wanted to kill myself. How do you warmies cope with it?

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Every summer I want to kill myself too, I'd recommend installing a ceiling fan.
Also morning gang.

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morning qt

“Behave yourself.”

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/ausnz/?
MORE LIKE /austizms/ AHAHHAHAAH

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Get the HECK out r*ssoid. NEVER come back.

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good afternoon/evening guys. i'm new here, how are you? i hope your monday was good! i've been sick all day.

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Are you gay?

r u gay?

No, but if you're not we can be friends.

If not, well, this is the place for you.

should it matter, norwayposter.

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wtf I just hear "I love being autistic" from some young girl on the TV from my bedroom. Wew

Literally me

What's everyone having for dinner? Think I'm having fish & salad.

I had some chicken thighs with a salad

>I love being a slightly quirky normie!! Give me attention!
reeeeeeee

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Got myself some pods from dessert

had carbonara

This fucking American on Fraser Island is asking his friend via mobile how to cook a steak on the bbq. Fucking seriously?

i couldnt give a shit about your post but if you dislike this place why bump it?
are you such a newfag you cant

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Wow have all these years without braces. The wire on my top palette just fell out. The glue finally wore off.

It feels weird to rub my tounge against my top palette now.

That happened to me last year
Did it come out cleanly or is there a bit of glue still on the back of your teeth?

They know

Cleanly. I only have the wire on the back of my bottom teeth now. It's a wonder it didn't fall out sooner. All that softdrink I drink.

Last time I went for a clean I asked if they could remove them so cleaning is better but they said they keep them in after the Braces come off because the teeth can still move or some shit.

I often used to break my braces and I have wire hanging out and shit. I was a rebel at the Dentist.

I think they actually moved back a bit, cause I never wore my retainer. Parent's shouldn't have wasted all that money 2bh. It's not like I'm going to have a gf anyway.

Wish they had that Invisalign when I got mine. Would have made it easier.

Same, despite wearing braces for almost 4 years my bottom teeth still have this tooth sticking out all weird.
Are you me, I would always end up breaking the wire on my back teeth, I probably ended up going back to the dentist's at least once a month to fix it.

Did you have those rubber bands you had to hook in your braces?
I did, those things were annoying.

Lol, I had my braces way longer than that. Because I kept breaking them. Yeah I think I did they have a few hundred or so in a packet. Haha.

Also I got a letter from the dentist the other day telling to book another appointment for a clean -_-

There is nothing wrong with autism!

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how difficult is it for a ch*nk to get a trade job in austral*a

I'm coming over as a skilled professional

fuck off we're full

too late

bumpe

Good night lads.

g'day cunt, you up for some bodgy amber fluids this arvo m8?

Westy! Westy!

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Who is Westy?

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morning

>Pope
>666
I don't know who to believe.
I'll give you hesitant good morning...

pope is the antichrist
t. martin luther

no one was here yesterday, it made me sad

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morning

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What germans say do the opposite.
Thats my life philosophy.
>no one was here yesterday
I got taken away, otherwise I would have posted all day!
Sorry for that.

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whatcha have to do?

morning cataqt

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Chainsaw a fallen tree and split it for fire wood for grandma
then me and my uncle got drunk until late in the morning on grandmas homebrew.
Evening cata!
Hows school treating you?

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silly westy, being productive and everything

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I can still be a lazybones drunkard and do stuff at the same time
only for grandma though
she is a rock for me, I love the old girl to bits.

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Finals begin a couple weeks from now and I am falling behind by the day. So things could be smoother, I guess. How are you doing?

well it's good that you did that for her

i have to go to the uni and get all my books for summer classes because they start today

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Sorry :(

i'm not sure if i can forgive you welly

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>I am falling behind by the day
I don't like to hear this buddy
STUDY! STUDY! STUDY!
Be a book worm, put ya nose to the grindstone!
I can't help you study but I'll give you encouragement.

We want you to succeed, we're all behind you
if anything is holding you back tell us.
You too!
You be a fricking nerd and keep ya head in those books
we all help you as much as we can.

you wearing cute glasses
maybe you should give me a smack desu

>maybe you should give me a smack desu
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
I lost all my spanking images....

Life isn't worth living anymore.

maybe I will!

i'll try my best westy

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thanks, first time someone tells me they have my back on this, everyone just expects I'll get good marks, so I'm kind of scared this semester. I'll do my best for you, I promise.

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>maybe I will!
Smack his bum Conway!
He needs a lesson.
>i'll try my best westy
You best do!
I'm stilling you Conway, although Pope is a much cooler name to have, it's too late for it.
You'll get good marks buddy
you just gotta put in the work, you get out what you put in.
Work hard cata, you'll go far!

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I think if I smack it too much he might start to like it. not that it would be a bad thing...

>I'm still calling you Conway
I would also accept "Your High Holiness" desu

Blasphemy is illegal here I'm afraid, I don't think I could connect you with holy desu
Not without getting in trouble.

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>Blasphemy is illegal here
are you serious

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t-thank you.

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Well yes... it's never really been enforced ever.
But I was making a joke you weren't pure enough to be called his holiness because you're a dirty pervert...
Like most Catholics

well that's just silly

>you're a dirty pervert
>Like most Catholics
rude!

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he's not that perverted, I think he is loving and pure within!

>well that's just silly
Well I suppose being dirty rebels to the Empire you yanks got some goodies like FREEDOM
>rude
I can say because I'm technically a Catholic as well

Just not a very good one.
>I think he is loving and pure within!
He is definitely loving, he is a lovely person, but pure?
I'd need convincing.

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>Well I suppose being dirty rebels to the Empire you yanks got some goodies like FREEDOM
dirty br*ts didn't know what they were missing

>I'd need convincing.
I'm only a pervert with one boy so i'm definitely pure!

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