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what could have been...

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>he doesn't read a book a day

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I see they've omitted the pork loin with lime Jell-O

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I'm so glad I don't toil anymore

youtube.com/watch?v=m_9JANC78X4

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exam at 9
absolutely bricking it

have had 2 (two) rustlers burgers today

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egregious little kumquat

irish subhumans

any fatties in

One difference I noticed between Russia and China was that chinks all had iphones but russians were still using the equivalent of nokia 3310s

When did you have first Gf?
Is 19 and no gf yet weird

>Conman who hasn't produced anything of value in his entire career of being 'a genius' doesn't think orange man should be recognised because he's not popular on reddit

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>When did you have first Gf?
never haha

DREAD to imagine the state of your guts! Nasty!

19

Same aha x
bye

21 and never had a gf

I'm sure it'll happen soon haha

Things 190kg cant say

Russians are a simple yet practical people. They have no need for such flash.

having gf is for losers

Never and I'm nearly 30 LOL

virgin freak

hello yank shill

13 or so
18 if that doesn't count

i've never had a real gf, just some girl i met playing world of warcraft who lived 5 hours away and she'd come over for a week every few months to fuck and play warcraft

plan to descreetly exhale the rancid vapours in the office lift

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17, she even did feet stuff for me

um the mango mussolini is a jewish puppet

This ppst is verty high iQ

>I can't believe that Janny prefers OP's thread to mine.

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>implying you won't release those demons into your own abode during the night

and your eagle?

urban planada post more of that good brooklyn shit

buildings don't collapse from f....
youtube.com/watch?v=5sfiUUHKikA

Why does Jow Forums larp about white space ethnostate when this is the guy to be deciding who to go

>yanks are adopting pitbulls and taking them to 'kill shelters' to be euthansied by vets in a new fad called #PitbullDropOff
Good lads to be honest

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youtube.com/watch?v=x5WqyA4WHoA

as much as a trip to a drying out clinic in Hawaii sounds .. maybe my social hours alcoholism doesn't actually have any effect on my job and I am perfectly happy to indulge in it

can't believe you can actually still be fired from your job in Murica cause of your personal habits

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learned quickly not to fart in lifts, someone ALWAYS gets in

A russian gf is the dream
youtube.com/watch?v=rp3SeJZSMPY

also plan to wake up shortly before my roommate showers before work and will turn the bathroom into an utter biohazard
will lock the window and take the key too

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Pitbulls are awful and deserve it

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molto bene

This looks like Jow Forums bait

daily reminder that virgins can be happy too

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brazil is made out of paper and twigs though, that's different.

absolutely devilish

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based

How did you get her to have sex with you how did you bring it up?

sue

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life is cruel and unfair

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i hate women

>SAS go
>5 minutes later free

That didn't take long..

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-44104273

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It actually is but it stems from a couple of legit autists who were/are actually doing it

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The incel is a victim of reality and nature itself. The best comparison to an incel is an orangutan that's going extinct because it's habitat has been destroyed.

got some superglue on the back of my phone in 3 places and after 20 minutes scrubbing with kitchen roll and surgical spirit it has entirely gone

life is only unfair for those that are chafed by natural selection
life would be fine if you were normal

Someone actually took the time to make this. They must be extremely jaded or on another level of irony.

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this italian girl died in grenfell rip x

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Incels could be based if they formed anti thot death squads

post high quality drill
real drill not any of that poncy yank nonsense

youtube.com/watch?v=lOpzN3Q08l8
youtube.com/watch?v=wN97lQAhDoY

not even a rorke but honestly wonder why you'd even step foot in some of these countries

It's clearly made by a woman

me on the right

>accepting anything the DAILY MAIL say about the SAS as true

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Check out @netanyahu’s Tweet: twitter.com/netanyahu/status/995589443506593792?s=09

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>dailymail

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I've often thought about traveling to these shithole countries and kidnapping clueless foreigners for ransom.

but you already live in Australia mate

Whata bunch of larpers
Only good thing about British hip hop is that it hasn't followed the horrible mumble rap trend

scromiting at the thought of a family member being kidnapped and then seeing whacky bruce when handing over the ransom

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To look at gorillas maybe

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need a glasses gf

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Is "We Wuz Kangz: The Movie" a decent watch lads or is it just full on chimp education tier?

*models faces

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5722503/Model-23-left-looking-like-Joker-dog-savaged-face.html?mrn_rm=als1

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... White Cat tentatively tip-toes through the brush ... Picture by me Timothy James Byrne in my rented flat in High Wycombe Buckinghamshire England today on the 13 May 2018 ...

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oh give me a fucking break they have full equality in all of Western Europe.

can look at gorillas on google images mate, want me to show you how?

whats wrong with the motherland

No idea what are you are referring to

bigot

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Why are Timothy's bricks white?

bought a book from the airport in a hurry and just realising it's a gay novel

>Is "We Wuz Kangz: The Movie" a decent watch lads or is it just full on chimp education tier?

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OH NO NO NOONONNOON

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"model"