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Looks like yankville

i enjoy the smell of my own farts and poo, but if i go into a bathroom that was just used i start retching

>theknightatthecrossroads.jpg

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new arctic monkeys album is very good, surprised because the last one was shite

>instead
the word he was looking for is with

Pretty bent

FOY

they've started doing something on a site near me

Credit report: everything's great but YOU NEED TO BORROW MORE GOY

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Huge if true

>London transport is bad.

Hey at least it's clean. Here in Paris I might only pay 75 euros for a monthly pass (that covers all of Paris and the surrounding suburbs) but the metro smells of homeless people who piss and shit themselves constantly.

>the metro smells of homeless people who piss and shit themselves constantly.

Based homeless lads making the commute that bit worse for wageslaves

Such a stupid name. There are no monkeys in the Arctic.

do you guys really think those czech couples pornos are real haha

Sunday night supper

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America

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the desktop wallpaper

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when did Paris become so shit

is hs2 done yet

Cannot wait for Motty Night

wrong

it's a pun

Just got back from the new trail with the gf. We compared notes about the birdsongs we overheard (we respect nature to much to talking during). On the way home I read some Wikipedia articles she had bookmarked earlier to her while she drove.

French Revolution

I loved the Paris metro

scranhouse

yeah its true, its like its baked into the concrete or something

yorkshire puds and mash look dismal

not for a while yet.

Take the homeless and give them the footballers wages

It's fucking awful man. It's genuinely heartbreaking to go from AM to the latest once and see the difference.

what kind of bizarre fantasy world is this so-called 'america'

literally just realised that 'the beatles' is a pun

what the FUCK

when the nazis left

is it?

Paris is really lovely and nothing like the memes

turn the homeless into glue and ink

explain like i am five

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nah they just copied the crickets

is hs3 done yet

AM was absolute fucking rubbish. they already produced 2 albums full of night out tunes without needing a 3rd with some pseudo yank voices on

Whatchu gonna do when you get outta jail?

I’m gonna have some fun!

(Posted from Mountjoy prison)

>no gravy
>those carrots
>asparagus
disgusting

I disagree, though I haven't been there for 10 years even then it was shit and I imagine it's become worse. German cities went to shit first though because of the Turkish problem.

i'm just a nice australian lad with a big australian willy

you know what you copied? the leaves
yep
you are a copy of the leaves

aussie surf rock tunes in the ears

going to ask her out and I have literally no idea what she's going to say because she's giving incredibly mixed signals

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VERY good post!

dunno if you lads are joking but it's a pun on musical beat. the beatles rather than the beetles

the irish are not white

Damn... Wypipo gotta do us like that?

>tfw the leaves formed 1 year before the adoption of the canadian flag

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wrong

wish my willy were bigger

good luck lad

love you

dont get it

TOLF YA!!

oh i get it now, just never really thought of the beatles and a musical beat as being connected

what the FUCK

dont use my image.
dont save my image.
delete my image.
die.

It's not bad. Lots of tourists (like myself before I came here) see the Africans and filfth in the 10th 18th and 19th districts and immediately think it's all gone to the dogs. Paris is like a French woman, you might be initially disgusted by the smell but if you look past that and work at it you find a lot to admire and enjoy.

it's my image now and brit has collectively associated it with me

thanks lad sorry its taking so long I see her once a week at most

>beetles
>beatles
WHat the utteR FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
need to listen to their ENTIRE collection again now that i know this

post it

Is Bates Motel good?

what are the peng arrondissements that are like belgravia and kensington?

nah mate nearly got murdered when i went there

tbqh i enjoyed my time there, even staying near the Gare du Norf was alright

worst part was the fucking waiters trying to rip me off, besides that is a fine city

i feel like this video needs context

youtube.com/watch?v=VeFOs0q_CfY&feature=youtu.be

>trying to shag the red haired one all night
>fat girl told me to stop smoking inside
>told her she should start smoking too maybe she'd lose a few pounds
>really upset her and felt bad
>tried to give her money to shut her up
>this made things even worse
>distracting me from what i came to fucking see

look at the disgust on her face. i wished she'd just fuck off and leave me with her friend at the time but now i feel so horrible.

Toilberg let me leave 30 minutes early lads

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make sure to take your vitamins supplements after regretamine

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any oldfags remember this?
youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0

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Don't know why anyone would want to live in a place like Chelsea or Pimlico when they could go to based Birmingham and live in Edgbaston

Absolutely pissing myself cokelad youre a laugh a minute definitely the irish genes made you mad

What the fuck is with the screen ratio on this netflix show. It's even more ultra-wide screen than an iPhone X screen.

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Freaky

>>tried to give her money to shut her up

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that was so disgusting OMG

i would like to have a cat

vermin, just like pitbulls. If you don't keep your cat inside and prevent it from killing wildlife then they should be open game for the public

don't really like music if i'm being honest

just don't get the point. some of it's alright i guess but just not arsed and don't get why normoids love it so much

honestly just shut the fuck up you utter and complete cretin

a mixed reception

89555506
lmao this insecure little cockney faggot squirms in the presence of a big strong brum man