You are suddently a French

Describe how you feel

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Melancholy

even more suicidal than usual

Kill myself because I now have the most pig-disgusting accent on the face of the Earth.

>wesh du coup mdr la meuf, quoi

Comme d'habitude.

My mother is French New Caledonian, I don't know how much worse I can feel

My maternal great grandmother is french huegenot that migrated to Prussia and got bred by a germanic bull, i don't know how much better i can feel

I stink now

I feel like I want baguette

Mon Dieu, Je suis Français. j'aime le pork dans le pensinule iberique

Significantly more effeminite.

im already horny

Je ne sais pais, Je ne sais plus, Je suis perdue

J'ai besoin de boire du vin et manger une baguette pendant que je parle avec ma femme sur poems

je mange l'peepee

i feeel like pees

Criticize the American foreign policy.

Je sui charlie

Pretentious.

Takes a bath.

I learn Arabic to fit in

Arrogant and happy

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Pretending I'm not a northern italian

horny most likely

You should all feel honored

smelly

je suis fatigué

Like I want to kms

I suddenly feel like adultery is good and want to pay for children that are not mine!

Being from Central America is better than being French. I feel shame.

i move to america, like texas, and become a severe alcoholic
oh wait i already am one

>tfw a couple of friends actually found a way to move into a village like pic related while telecommuting
I'm so jealous

merde, I must write bullshit philosophical texts and spit at tourists

I need a baguette in my ass while I suck on a pain au chocolat.

Definitely gay

more comfortable in this country

Green and slimy

So nothing changed then

I am more angry than usual because I think losing France to Islam/EU/lefties is worse than losing Sweden to the same thing.

hahhahahahahaha all those countries itt who cant deal the pressure being superior lmao

Oh putain! Je ne suis plus blanc!

Dirty.

Pathetic and embarassed by my own existence.
I'd immediately try to off myself so at least there will be fewer fr*nch "'people"' pollutung this planet.

>blyatnigger talking about pathetic
OH NO NO NO

>spit at tourists

I just send them to the wrong direction desu.

NIGGUH BABTOU FRAGILE, BLANC FROMAGE, NIQUE TA RASE
>claims racism
>collects welfare
>kills someone
>rapes a french girl and goes to prison
SHIEEET, DA FRANCAIS KEEP ME DOWN NIQQA, SALE BABTOU, FRAFRICA NOT FRANCE, REMEMBER

Based Chad

bon

I turned to small metrosexual twink from tall good looking man and feel inferior

ALLAH AKBAR

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I’d found a party which main.m goal is to give Alsace-Lorraine back to Germany, because it’s unfair to them that we stole those lands

irremediably suicidal

nothing changed. am still Turk and my father still l'arabe du coin

>father gone, am in charge
>skinny white tall twinks and fems come in to buy ciggies all drunk and cool dressed in black
>"vo-vous voulez le Marlboro Light...?"
>Turkish folk music playing softly in the background

ahh paris que belle

My ancestor was a french huegonot minor nobleman that forsake all his titles, and went to america in the 1600s.

>Alsace-Lorraine
you mean Elsass-Mosel right ?
and we still nothing; nobody from the north east would like to belong to the germs

sacrébleu.!

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sauce

I think you mean REICHSLAND ELSAß-LOTHRINGEN

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i vomit

it's Alsace Moselle, Lorraine was bigger than that, Nancy never been German while it's a big city in Lorraine..

Just memeing lad

i dont like it, and i don't have that kind of chin !

Killed by filthy sandniggers

KYS