EU needs french, learn french please. For the greater good, my fellow europeans

EU needs french, learn french please. For the greater good, my fellow europeans

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If anything German should be the speaking language of the eu.

apprenti ardent de la langue de Molière ici

Merci, Dieu te le rendra.
C'est compliqué.

this. it is the only way for euros to be free of the anglo menace once and for all

>speak my who gives a fuck language instead of the lingua franca everyone knows already
lol

Je sais pas beaucoup sur dieu, mais les meufs se rendrent chez ma bite.

Lingua franca was Latin before in early medieval era in Europe, yet it changed. It can change

Why? People don't learn English just because of the UK.
It's because it's an easy as fuck language, and superpowers like the US speak it. It's the global business language, yet you Eurofaggots think the world revolves around you and the EU

french was the official language of diplomacy for centuries until the treaty of versailles. time to bring it back through the eu

Cállate sudada de mierda, me cago en tu lugar madre y tu país de mierda.

Spanish is more relevant than French and no amount of asshurt will ever change that.

It can, but you can't force it. You change the language of the day by making people want to speak a certain language.

People want to speak English primarily because of the massive dominance of english-speaking media. People want to watch American tv shows and movies.

*puta madre
Spanish is irrelevant as fuck, always has been, always will be.

French used to be the inter-European lingua franca before the UK joined the EC.

5 out of the 6 European Institutions are located in Francophone cities. Most EU staff speaks French anyway.

>"a language without subtlety on sensitive subjects"

Is this what non-native english speakers actually think?

I'm tempted to think that this is moreso an issue with that MEP's grasp of the english language than with the language itself.

Lol, the economy of all hispanophone countries combined is still smaller than that of Germany alone.

Diplomacy should be conducted in the language of the common people

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>Is this what non-native english speakers actually think?

The reason why puns are such a big thing in English is due to the fact that you guys have a bazillion meanings and definitions for even the simplest words.

>The whole union bows down to the Irish

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It's a common meme in France. French people believe English is a crude language, lacking the necessary subtleties to make it a true international language, while French is the perfect language for diplomacy.

After the attempted eradication of Flemish Dutch by the Walloons and the successful eradication of Breton and Occitan by the P*risian government of “France” any action that makes Parisbabbys cry is good in my book. Nice job, EU!

Now imagine hiberno-English becoming the continental standard.

I can see that, though all languages have annoying aspects. At least English doesn't have genders, that shit's incredibly annoying to learn if you're not native.

>France
>30-49%
Lmao, your average French middle-aged person speaks no English and the average young adult only thinks he does

Want this unironically.

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Herited from Latin, strewn with Gaulish, jostled by the Franks and spiced by the contributions of his European neighbors. The French language, this court language, which has become French, has been developed in the entourage of the Frankish kings and later French kings as a tool of domination and unification of the country. Padlocked by the French Academy, spoken by all the European elites in the 18th century, a model of purity and conciseness, corseted in an impossible spelling, Parisian French erected itself away from the people, pietinating dialects and regional accents. A conservative temptation that persists today, refusing feminization or any attempt to rename its spelling. Yet no offense to the declineists, French has never been as much learned, spoken, written, or as rich, alive and capable of invention, that today

English works as the official language of Singapore even though none of the races there (Chinese, Malays and Indians) have English as their mother tongue.

Similarly among the Chinese diaspora in Malaysia and Singapore Mandarin works as the unifying language of the Chinese even though they're all descended from Southerners who speak a shitload of dialects (Hokkien, Cantonese, Hakka, Teochew, Hainanese etc) none of which are Mandarin and none of which sound anything like Mandarin.

In that sense I think using English as the Lingua Franca of the EU is fine since it shows preference to no single EU member.

No, habla castellano tú, gabacho cabrón.

Not really.
Spain, Mexico, Argentina, Colombia and Chile together are bigger.

>the european union
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who gives a shit what chink rats do

Looks to me like the President of the United States gives a huge shit.

Lmao Parisian is a cancer language, that metastasized across Europe thanks to F*ance’s bloated population and thus insidious influence. You wiped out Occitan because you were butthurt they were a written language before you and loved Jesus instead of the Masonic State.

more europeans speak german than french, using a language only the elites speak is bad form and directly pushes the population out of politics

French is easier than German. In Switzerland German is spoken by a majority of the population, yet Germanophone Swiss people are more likely to speak French, than the other way round.

>Germanophone Swiss people are more likely to speak French, than the other way round
That’s just because Francophones are too arrogant and butthurt to learn another language.

>French is easier than German.

Is it? I took German in high school and the only hard part was the genders, and France has those as well.

English is the lingua france.
French is not. German is not. Italian is not. Latin is not. No amount of butthurt native speakers and no amount of "but they used it 100/300/1000 years go" will change that.

I also dont see Germans or the Spanish complain, its always the French. Get a grip.

Give French passports to every single African from a former French colony. The sheer number of EU French speakers will then force them to change the language.

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Its the same in Germany. Every dialect was eradicated and in 30 years they will be gone completely.
Only Bavarians and Swabians still use dialect and grow up using them. And Bavarians are not even German.

I speak 4, how many do you speak you litteral brainlet?

5

I speak 17, including every language that has gone extinct in “France” due to oppressive language policies by the Marxist Parisian government.

...

France wants French to be relevant so bad

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It's easier to get nine million chinks drones in Malaysia and Singapore to all learn Mandarin than it is to get 500 million yuropoors to all learn English.

the french delusion strikes again

Shut o fuck up

German is way easier than French

>tfw learned French as a kid but forgot almost all of it because I wouldn't practice

No french language produce nothing. Movies, tv shows, games , most well known music, programming language and therefore soft, most popular sites are english.

i would but cant find a good textbook
most of them seem to be writen as if they presume I already have exposure to french

Frogs are fanatical about their language, even here in Canada.

tell your assblasted politicians babies to shut the fuck up and stop crying.
I bet they will threaten the government because they are butthurt, well at least that proves they have feelings and not like a dumb fucking robot

France is a nice language but if you want your language to be the lingua franca then it has to be easy to learn. French really isn't for people who's languages don't tie into Latin. English does, but it's so simple as all the rules are relatively basic. It's taught in some schools here as a second foreign language but French really isn't as useful as Russian or even Spanish would be for us.

Ils peuvent pas arrêter de nous faire passer pour des abrutis ... ?

Si seulement nos guerriers d'Allah tuaient ces salopards de politiciens au lieu de s'attaquer à des innocent, on les respecterait un peu plus ...

we can only get rid of the american dominance if we get rid of the anglo language
dont you see it??

This too. America dominates almost all forms of entertainment, and by extension so does English. If you are European you will be picking up bits and pieces of English since avoiding all forms of English language TV, games, books, movies or music is impossible.

i will learn French for you France user

>muh occitan
Which isnt even a single language but whatever

france is generating a lot of tv series, films and tons of good books, but you dont know about them, because the anglo is dominating

Yes, and how much of it is translated and subtitled and put into cinema and TV in the outside world? Probably not even 1/10th of English.

Because you all make the choice to obey the anglo-jew.
I have, for exampled, watched several Estonian films - Mina Oliin Siin and Klass come to mind.
We ditch the anglo, their influence will fall and we can have Europe back.

Too bad French translating services are dogshit and their networks don’t give a rats ass about foreign markets

They just don't have enough money to advertise their movies and tv shows to compete with english.

t. Bougnoule Ben Mokhtar

already learning my friend :)

Or maybe because people just don't want to waste their time on that boring, pretentious, empty, tasteless crap that is called fr*nch """""""'''''''culture"""""""'''''''?

Do not forget that through culture (((they))) are pushing their economic and diplomatic agenda and the so called """values"'". I was recently totally shocked when I listened to some guests from Soros' Open Society Foundation - their goal is to undermine the nation state and they are not hiding it. People don't seem to care, but on the other hand, we seem to blame our state for everything - not having a gf, a good job, a working healthcare syste etc... Well, what have we done for our states? They are people who want them destroyed. We all have a choice to make - do we morph into a mindless brown mass of consumers, as the liberal globalists want, or do we fight back?

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Tu e un cuck

t. Vatnik Pidorovitch

Let me propose something different:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lojban

It has simple logic based grammar making it easy to learn and also would not give unfair advantage to France.

History doesn't match backwards. Unless your country wants to be the first ones to completely get rid of the internet in daily life, but all that will do is make your people and country uncompetitive and you will be steamrolled economically.

Even the fact that you are using this website and engaging in a conversation in English means you have already been so adulterated by foreign influence that you will never again be free of it.

>Even the fact that you are using this website and engaging in a conversation in English means you have already been so adulterated by foreign influence that you will never again be free of it.

That means shit. Basically all the nationalist leaders that led their countries to be decolonized were educated by the colonizing country.

Know your enemy, speak his language. Only this way you can recognize his deleterous influence and fight it in your homeland.

Fuck your language. I studied it in school for 8 years and i have not used it once in 12 years. Also silent letters are gay fix ur language.

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There will be a way back, once people realise what the global coporations and technology has done to them. I speak English, because it was forced upon me in school. No one asked me or offered me a choice. Russian was eradicated from the school system and only the so-called "Russian gymnasiums" will teach it nowadays. Not to mention that the Jews were giving out textbooks and promoting English as means of escape from poverty. Today most job adverts are in English, even though it might not be used at all on the job. Same with TV spots - everything is English. The mobile companies advertise plans that have English names, then wonder why old people don't subscribe? We either fight back or lose.

Mag ik jullie eraan herinneren dat Nederlands de hoofdtaal van België is.

I wish we were a bilingual country like Canada

french is gay so maybe EU should use it because EU is gay lol

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So when will the referendum on turning off the internet be brought up? Can't have your people playing video games, watching movies, or listening to foreign music right? Let alone posting on international websites.

Internet should be shut down and rebuild to serve better purpose.

Official EU language reporting in

But think about the concrete steps needed to remove foreign influence. This isn't Algeria, there are no American soldiers force feeding your countrymen Netflix shows or American music.

The only way you can stem the tide is by a top down, government led crackdown on what media and entertainment your countrymen can consume, and even North Korea is awash in black market western media.

It's all over my man. The world has already changed too much to go back now.

You had your time, we're not going back.

let me guess, italian, spanish, english, french
I'll fucking kill you

>EU needs french, learn french please. For the greater good, my fellow europeans
Europe is already full of emasculated Men and soyboys. Let's not make them more feminine by speaking French.

>Should

Yeah but that isn't going to happen, so what's the next move? Total government surveillance? Criminal prosecution for people found consuming foreign media? How can you roll back the tide of ever more easily available connections to the rest of the world?

Soy is an American thing though. Just like modern feminism and all the SJW crap.

If only we could keep that crap here and not allow it to spread.
...if only

Can someone tell me why france gets so pissy about their language?

I have always thought that Latin should be the Lingua Franca of Europe. If Greek used the Latin alphabet, it would be nice also.

Self delusion about their current global relevance.

>The only way you can stem the tide is by a top down, government led crackdown on what media
Yes.
It's partly in place here. Entertainment is all subbed anyway. Advertisements that use english are required by law to include a translation, including radio ads, which already serves to stop marketing departments from stuffing english every-fucking-where.
I speak English, but I'm an exception, even among the younger generations, because noone needs English for their daily life here.

It's the american corpo that is leading us to total government surveillance. Orwell's 1984 was probably written against communism, but with all honesty - it resembles the modern globalist order more than anything else. In Bulgaria, for example, they are trying to rewrite our history (just like communists did) by teaching us that there was no Ottoman yoke, just Ottoman presence and we were happy to obey the Padishah.

The revert will happen, when people realise that it's not in their interest. The societal damage that the modern technologies have caused is huge. It's already apparent, but not to everyone, since the mass is kept in the dark about it. You can see how people are having less children, less sex, interaction is mostly in the digital. It's a process of dehumanization. I don't think that there has ever been a time, when young people were less happy with their lives, than today.

It's not English OR French. At the moment both are used as working languages. And some French MEPs are butthurt that English translations will continue to be available alongside French translations.

It's such a petty thing to get upset over

The problem is some people literally make a living off controversies. They have an interest in importing that kind of shit. Often without even translating slogans or checking if it would even apply here.

For example in the USA there was some controversy about illegals who went to school being reported to the immigration services. While in the Netherlands it's mandatory by law that the children of everyone (including asylum seekers and illegals) go to school. And they they manage to be "upset" about the same thing here.

I'm pretty sure they are only offended to keep themselves relevant.

The French press never talks things like that. I wonder if the English press doesn't exaggerate by a factor 100.

And since we have a very big asshole poster, OP, which is obsessed by politics, he is always talking about political events where France is implicated. No other people do that, not even the Americans while it's the USA.
Every time Macron does something, that French poster makes a thread. Fuck this poster, really.
Someone should tell to that French asshole that politics is for Jow Forums.

That's just damage control. Regulations to try and stem the effects of an ever growing tidal wave of English media your people consume and will continue to consume as costs go down and ease of access improves.

Either way, you and I going back and forth about it changes nothing. Until another country manages to wrest the dominance of the American Entertainments Complex, English will only continue to gain speakers.

Once the Asian century begins, China will set the standard for everything. People will be learning Mandarin to consume Chinese media, white men and women will be getting plastic surgery to look more Asian.