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smdh so true

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is it them tories though?

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they took the money for grenfell

just smoke up bro what are you gay

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what's it like to have friends

can't imagine enjoying another person's company

attacking my masculinity? well I'd better do whatever you say

bags of sand

rlly gives the ol noggin a joggin

tfw look at the captcha and just click on similar images instead of reading the label and sometimes have to restart

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i did a report on yellow jacket hornets in year 4

it's like hanging out with yourself but instead it's with someone else who's different 2bqh

Oi.

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i do it with the touch screen its just like whack a mole

sperg

well i hate myself

just laziness

drinking fanta zero sugar orange 330ml

you do realize that you can literally just select all 4 corners and it will always work

Bulliying/Rude/Bitchy ASMR is getting increasingly common and popular. I feel like this is a bad reflection on the fanbase

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doing a report myself right now bro haha

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everyone already thinks ASMRmongs are pathetic don't worry

6/10 made me try it

t. green day manager

pic of the same kind of drink that I'm drinking

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oh good

are you okay retard

having a go

doing my best

no i am hungry and tired but thank you for asking

lol

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beyblades

>diet soda

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amazing just how many internet people are/were grimesfags
lot of collective butthurt

canadian queen
did you know she likes guns?

>men hate working
>women hate counting money
fucking patriarchy

hadnt actually heard of her before she got MUSK'D
so no

here is a pic of an 8pack and a can of the exact same kind of drink that i'm drinking, the previous pic was not 100% accurate but this one is

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every so often i'm reminded that beyblades exist and it's a little "oh, huh" moment

ah yes
carlos fantana

oh, huh

Why would you drink fanta in a country which has tango?

she has some good music but shes a bit of a munter, but i guess having a munter as a waifu is better for psyche of munter men

OK

wonder what the slime was made from on 50/50

what's that god awful bitter orange drink in malta called

wish they still did fanta limon widely here, only find it very rarely

Also naranja tastes way better in spain

exactly the kind of response i'd expect from a disgusting nonce such as yourself

my cum and snot mixed with yer mums smegma

orange juice

i don't know mate have you tried googling it?

I'm the coolest cat ITT

i set 'em up, he knocks them down

symbiotic relationship

kinnie
it's good

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You seem to know an awful lot about nonces.
Tell me, why do they prefer tango?

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i think, minus the tats, she'd brush up nice
she's deffo kinda funny lookin tho

would genuinely kill you if i met you in person

then I wouldn't get hilarious responses

>talk about your feelings - haha no I am not a nonce
>keep active - hmmm NO
>eat well - No I eat what I like and like what I eat Brexit means brexit
>take a break - 45 breaks a day minimum
>drink sensibly - eeeeeee
>keep in touch - no I am not baby
>do something you're good at - not good at ANYTHING
>accept who you are - of course I am not a tranny freak haha btfo
>ask for help - no I am not baby
>care for others - no I am not a nonce with that picture of a baby hand

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too mousy

I want to fuck every hole on her body.

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down to the last 20% of my can of 330ml fanta zero sugar orange

was the Lilt-Man a real guy or just a marketing gimmick?

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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Completely forgot about Lilt, now I want Lilt

i like the taste of lilt but it makes my mouth like, really mucusy for some reason which kinda destroys the experience

Cannot recall ever having this issue

JANNY!

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have now finished my can of 330ml fanta zero sugar orange, will put the empty can into the bin after I have typed up this post

may well be me desu

>Talk about your feelings
to who? who gives a shit
>Keep active
Physically? I walk to the fridge and back
>Eat well
Which glam mag are we taking nutritional tips from this week. maybe I should fast, that's good for you apparently
>Take a break
My life is a break
>Drink sensibly
I don't drink. You want me to start?
>Keep in touch
I was gonna visit my gran but fuck it, I'll text her instead like your picture suggests
>Do something you're good at
it's illegal
>Accept who you are
I know I'm a cunt, that's the problem
>Ask for help
Even if I don't need it? Don't want to waste people's time
>Care for others
I don't know anybody

shitshow, gas yourself you infograph

>not recycling
fucking poorvener

no you should recycle such cans not just throw them away

our sample size is too small to be sure.

beto you nonce

that better be the recycling bin you absolute scumbag

First day of toil lads, wish me luck

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>heh, nothin personnel kid, nobody can fix me, no mortal can comprehend my mind

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I've drunk 3 cans of pepsi max during your little fanta blog

I've drunk six cans of super during this soft drink blogging

the runt olympics

been meaning to start work on a phone app for about 3 months now.

motivate me /brit/

did'nt know anyone drinks shitty fizzy drinks normally

Loved it and I usually don't love soft drinks. It has a more complex taste to it than your usual cola. What is your problem?

i got a shed full of pepsi, it's all I drink

ay?

Actually this desu

grim

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I want to sniff Emma Watson's farts.

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really hope you have a soyfridge pic on your HDD
the irony would be sweeter than manchild nectar

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the fuck is a soy fridge

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runt

Toiling from the homestead today. Might watch some porn before calling my manager so I can wank while I'm on the phone to her

>manchild nectar

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