Tfw just failed my driving test for the third time

Driving is easy as fuck. Having to listen to the driving instructor as he bitches about everything and acts like 31km/h is 300km/h is extremely annoying.
Failed the first practical test because I was too angry to give a shit.
Next time there was another person in the car, no problems that time.

did the instructor tell you what you do wrong?
consider having the exam done in a different precint, you can ask for a different examiner if you imply you're being mistreated by an abusive examiner

t. made my examiner lose his licence because he was rude and the testimony in the car confirmed

lol noob

You must have been horrific if he abused you, the instructor I did my test with may as well have been asleep except for when he'd tell me where to go or to change lanes.

Nigger

dumbfuck

I don't know man. I am sort of prejudiced against people who can't pass on the second run. Maybe you really shouldn't drive. Considering that you're in France that might be a good thing actually. No offense but the French are some of the worst people on the road. Fact.

haahaha faggot, just bribe bro

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past my test first time, about a week ago

get fuck OP HAHAHAHAHAA

>tfw I have my theorical exam tomorrow

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Have any type of mental retardation?

>be from Virginia (or really any Southern US state)
>do driver's test
>get in car
>turn it on
>show your lights and horn are working
>drive around with an instructor for ten minutes without crashing or committing a felony
>congratulations, you are driver now

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What I suppose is driver license test shall be intended to shut out people like you from driving cars in public spaces.

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how much did you pay for it?

>took driving test at 16
>did terrible but still got license

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En même temps...

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>using cars in the current year

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Drunk driving is a different story. Any time I come to france I see dents and scars on every second car. Not in Poland, not in Czechia. It's you. FFS, first time I've seen an accident happen before my very eyes was in Reims. Some cunt drove into the back of the truck.

Fuck you

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same

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xD based sao paolo

>take driving test in france
>instructor is muslim
>keeps trying to get you to drive through crowds
>refuse
>you fail the test

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>mfw the dirving test here is easy and also costs less than 30 bucks unlike in europe.
Feels good. God bless America

how hard is the practical driving exam/ driving in general? i'm almost 27 and i will try it this year but i'm scared i will accidentally cause an accident or kill someone.
asking for a friend

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Pic is related is my practical driving exam. It was a joke. It's the easiest in my state tho, there are some harder tests.
youtu.be/Q097a7VQ7yg

I didn't even have the chance to drive for the driving test. My parents never told me about hand signals, and I failed.

>drive 5mn on parking lot
>get your license

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me too op, we'll make it eventually

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Feels good. These circuit testing centers are going extinct tho. I was lucky to find one desu. In general you do have to drive in actual traffic tho it's still easier than European tests.

The school cars here have pedals for the instructor aswell so if you're about to do something really stupid the instructor will prevent it, I mean it's his job and it's his responsibility if some accident happens.

Here going to a driving school is optional and you can use your own car in the driving test.

So you can just learn on your own with family and friends and then take a test?

like that up here too krautboi, i learned on gravel backroads and shit. also my dad paid for me to take some driving lessons cause i guess it gives you lower insurance for a bit.

Yes. The most common path is passing the written exam at 17, driving with an adult (mostly father or mother) for 6 months with restrictions(you can't drive from 11 pm to 5 am, you can't drive with minors...) and then when you are ready you take the practical exam.

I'm honestly envying that freedom.

SOY BOY

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>be me ten years ago, driving myself a car + truck license
>the driving lessons are trucking first and car second
>the exams are the other way around because fuck logic
>fail hard for the first attempt
>fuck up some singular event the second attempt
>pass on third, have unlearned trucking at this point
>take the trucking exam and fail hard because gee I wonder why
>pass on second attempt

Sometimes life is like fighting a war.

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yeah i hear how much it costs euros to take the test, fuckkk that
although you guys have a lot more trains/busses and shit, here you're basically fucked if you don't have a vehicle

My drivers test
>drive through a couple of intersections and a windy country road
>5 minutes of this and he tells me to go back
>on the way back he explains he normally doesnt do this
>but he can tell from the way I drive that i know what im doing
>he doesn't even ask me to demonstrate how to do a hill start or even how to park
>he shakes my hand and wishes me good luck

I've been driving for 1,5 years now and no accidents, only close calls I have had are from other people driving like retards mostly people who don't understand right of way.
If you have failed 3 times maybe you're not suited to drive my dude. Get a scooter instead.

gonna take my driving test in 1 month
kinda nervous

if i fail i have to pay around 90 dollars to re-take it

same with theory

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need to go take my full driver license test, 150 loonies for basically no gain at all
fucking zog government and their taxation of everything

Considering the restrictions it's pretty much a license to DD

You have to be borderline retarded to fail theory.
Just be yourself broder.

Don't you mean the driving test?

If you fail theory you are so retarded it's a miracle you are still alive.
If you fail practical then you're also retarded and shouldn't drive but instead ride a scooter.

Aren't cars expensive as fuck to own in Denmark anyway? I have driven in Köpenhamn once and it was a fucking nightmare.

>Cagers

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not like .05 is much better

Roads are for cars. Fuck off.

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>Cyclist
>Fucks up, gets harmed, moves on with his life
>Cager gets looked at funny
>Chimps out like a nigger
Cagey ragey

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Why is the negro trying to trap that white man in the mating press?

He's from /jp/

Eh I don't mind cyclists if they weren't such idiots a lot of the time.
They don't think rules apply to them and expect everyone around them to adapt to them instead of playing fair.
I'm mostly angry because I don't want to kill anyone which is easy when a cyclist is weaving in and out of traffic, blowing red lights and not signalling.

Here at least people riding some other contraption than a car have way worse temper. You can read news of cyclist, skiiers, and the likes geting into fistfights way more often than drivers.

lel

most people fail at their first attempt smartass

So you dont know how to drive
Oh ok

$2000 and driver licence will be delivered to your home. Relax, this is Russia

>most retards fail at their first attempt smartass
fixed

t. Emilian

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all French drive like Emilian lol

I passed first try lmao xD

>And each time the test was at 8am when I normally wake up at 12am

NEET BTFO

Just pay the police lmao

>I paid a shitload of reais(brl) to a shitty driving """"""""""""""""""""""school"""""""""""""""""""""" because it was obligatory
>In the US you can do whatever you want to prepare yourself

HOW CAN A NATION BE SO BASED. I'M NOT EVEN MEME'ING

>regular driving course instructor was Finnish
>the driving test examiner was some woman from Belarus
>didn't understand half of what she says
>drove in the wrong direction 3 times but still passed

>i got it at the first attemp haha are you retarded or what just be urself bro it worked for me

Shut the fuck up, nobody care.

According to dashcams compilations you can see on youtube, Russians don't even know when to brake

yep, brakes for losers

Not in commifornia

My grandpa gave me some shitty commie Lada from the 70's that barely works, so now I hate cars, even if he made me get a driving licence 3 years ago. 700$ for nothing.
I can barely start the damn thing and after all the yelling, I dislike all cars.

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>taking driving test
>stop at stoplight
>stop at stop sign
>parallel park
>pass easy 100 question test
>recite pledge of allegiance
>done
>get license

Why is it so hard in France?

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>100 question test
It's 50 here. And if you answer 40 of them correct, the test will stop.

The flags should be reversed desu.

For americans and bastards asians, Europe has manual cars, not automatic

>700$ for nothing.

In Bulgaria? Holy fuck.
How many hours do you need to take?
Payed a good 1000€ for mine back then...

40 hours.
Don't fall for the "it's cheaper" meme.
If I have any ambition whatsoever, I wouldn't be here.

Maybe driving isn't your thing.

Driving is so fucking hard.

ah so ur just a retard ok

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