/brit/ esoteric jahanism edition
should i take honors courses lads?
not if you can't spell honours
>people are so obsessed with image you can buy a bag when you buy your phone online simply for pictures you'll post on wechat or weibo
dire
Never been a fan of Jeremy Clarkson. Wouldn't say it in public though since it seems it has been deemed a capital offence.
This is the general dedicated to the discussion of British culture.
cucked
He is, may Allah forgive me for uttering this word, a "TV personality".
whiter than you, mohammmed
why hasn't he been knighted
punching an irishman isn't a big deal
liar
very confusing 'sentence'
do it if you like writing about philosophy, art and what not
if you are stem, I would focus more on fine tuning your soils skills and land an internship
>philosophy
soy
skills*
stupid auto correct
am i the first person to realise mohammed has ham in it
Only wear designer, esskeetit (ouu!)
Hoppin' out the Wraith, esskeetit (esskeetit!)
Smashin' on your bitch, esskeetit (ouu!)
Runnin' up a check with no limit (chyeah!)
Poppin' on X, poppin' on X
Poppin' on X, pills (yuh, X)
Got a new car, got a new bitch (ouu), yeah
And I got a new deal (ouu!)
Only wear designer, esskeetit (esskeetit!)
Hoppin' out the Wraith, esskeetit (ouu!)
Smashin' on your bitch, esskeetit (esskeetit!)
Runnin' up a check with no limit (ouu!)
Poppin' on X, poppin' on X
Poppin' on X, pills (poppin' on X)
Got a new car, got a new bitch
And I got a new deal (yuh, yuh!)
just off it going to bed argh
Reminder
Few lads fixing the pot holes outside and they got a machine to flatten the tarmac. Could do with me bollocks being under that.
right
when you buy your phone online, you can also buy a £0.12 plastic bag which is the same one that you would get if you bought it in a shop
they sell these simply for people who want to post on social media that they bought a new phone
not even muslims are this self-obsessed
'ooin an 'oo
same, sleep well, in canberra here
would shatter the jaw of any man who tried this on me
La atrocidad de abominacion...
i hate email so much
even phone calls are better
Coming to UK to fuck your women this summer
Where are your finest slags?
i actually worked it out on the 4th or 5th reading
appearance or a 'their' before image would have helped
on the topic, didn't know anyone cared about or photographed the bag anyway
Glasgow
Love being English knowing we're the good guys and have done nothing wrong ever.
is whomst a real word or are /brit/ gimmicks spilling into the normie world
same mate
yes it's a real word
Why are we leaving, again?
corr back of the sosj roll
IT'S MY LIFE
DON'T YOU FORGET
>europeans
winced
We are the true protagonists of history
little english mutts had a crying fit
cannot wait for scotland to leave that corpse of a "country"
Shut up and take my money
you arent
these.
Not the scotts or paddies, just us.
think me english no be good today
>get together and propose
>propose
nothing will actually happen and you're naive if you think it will
You're divine and he's about to regret
What would you do if you were the boyfriend?
is that what your ancestors said to the east india company
Are you angry at Westminster because the SNP made it so it's £12 for a single can of Stella?
See, take note everyone. These are the types of posts that keep me coming back here. This is good stuff, had a great big wheeze on the culmination of the image with the exaggerated text.
Brilliant work, mate. Loved it.
Fuck off you paki, you're the laughing stock of the world. You drag Scotland and NI down at every point.
in the bin m8
Is this accurate?
someone hat this cringey fool
thank her for telling me she would ever consider that
then never see her again
Brit/pol/ is literally comprised of those hilarious posts nowadays.
Watching a bit of the old shoujo 'nime
We don't want you back
>Yes I am
Yeah, I thought so. Typical Scotch brainlet.
"love" means something entirely different to women. if she loved him why would she even humor the idea of becoming a prostitute
eating a (storebrand) magnum
Dump her.
How do you not do this when they propose something like this?
No.
not really
someone hasn't had their heroin fix and is a bit mardy
Scotland drags the entire uk to its disgusting, alcoholic, heroine addicted level constantly
>porridgenigger ITT
Side-splitting Limmy video imminent
Can't wait
Always a right laugh
Sounds like we could be heading for war with Israel lads
Normies at work were all talking shit about Israel winning Eurovision and the Chaddest of them all, tall, muscular and sharp face/jaw came out and said that Israel was everything that's wrong with the world
>526eating a (storebrand) magnum
d'Arby's are just crypto-Alsacians, innit?
>Allergy Advice: Contains Soy
struggling to decipher this one
I'm wearing a 100% CASHMERE jumper
and you have the GALL to call me poor?
t. Welsh-Saxon untermensch
nah
>d'arby
Is this a Jojo reference
Considering my ancestors were super-rich land owners chances are they were in cahoots with East India company in exploiting the lower ranjeets. Who knows
The upper class Brits. Named D'arby is a prominent one. They are all old French nobility. Claim to be from Alsace-Lorraine. So they would, in a sense, be crypto-Alsacians or something. W/e don't bother anymore, I'm tired.
One of these things is not like the others
One of these things doesn't belong
This is true, idiots forget India basically colonized itself
well for starters cavill is an irish/english/scottish mutt and rowan atkinson is a tarquin
...
Bizarre, RAM-heavy.
Cavill is a French name and he's a native of Jersey. You know the island that literally spoke French as a mother tongue until the last century
There were Irish and Scottish Normans too, nationality doesn't represent much
gave £500 to rosie earlier, was meant to use it to pay rent on thursday, literally fucked rn
love England
like Wales
dislike Scotland
HATE poorthern direland
If may didn't get get cucked by the DUP in the election then we'd have gave away NI in the brexit talks ages ago
>playing pokemon
>select the blonde trainer to play as
>actually a brown haired eternal anglo
gotem lads
oh no no no
Obvious arranged marriage for political correct image
Original Anglos were fair-haired.
>8800gt
wtf
love em all
even those cheeky monkey southern 'publicans haha
where does he post?
will he do more BBC videos?
always top laugh even tho i wish for subtitles sometimes, scottish is hard to understand
Haha
Whaaaaat
>wanting blonde hair
Dark hair is patrician
not supposed to see eachother before the wedding you virgin freaks