/brit/ matt edition

Hahahahah that wet yute vanished soon as he learned I’m a catty man

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Skips

>>>seething leftyrunts, what punch your jaw into the stratosphere if i ever saw you

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>catford
Lmao literal londoner manlet AHAHAAHAH fucking hell AHHAAHHAHHAHAH

come and see me
CATTY MAN
one phone call.. bang bang
THATS THE TALIBAN

JHHHEEEEEEEEZZZZEEEEEEE

>catford

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maybe people living in beautiful surroundings and out of enormous cities tend to be more naturalist

After a lengthy chat with my local church vicar, I decided NOT to join the church. Don't know why I thought I may find the answer to a backwards society there. What a spineless, brainwashed bunch of hapless cucks. When I asked him what he thought of Christians being persecuted in the middle east, and now even in their home countries, he started babbling about how hard their life must have been to treat others like that. I laughed at him and told him he's completely out of touch with reality. A pointless exercise I imagine but oh well. You could literally fuck his wife and he would probably defend you for it.

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can guarantee that all hippy filth comes from sprawling metropolis

very superlative statement

cats are the designated numale animal

It's not a gay bubble.

It's a straight bubble.

How you can tell is that the straight bubble eventually pops.

youtube.com/watch?v=Y0nDhQEIdSQ
me playing the piano

It's mostly the name factor of places like Glastonbury and Tintagel that attracts them I reckon. Not a lot of mystical shit goes down on a council estate in Doncaster.

would gladly pop the pathetic bubble you call your skull

great post

come say that in catty

why would anyone willingly go to the caliphate of londonistan unless they're a paki subhuman?

im from london btw :v

sue

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Toiling

catford? what's next: twatford? haha

God London is such a horrible soulless place. is is the epitome of a shit hole in my view. Look at those multi coloured robots ambling about their menial daily routines while something spectacular is happening. It can't be coincidental that literally everyone I have met from London has been a totally self absorbed wank stain.

what kind of toil

god shes so fit

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5871cc2e7cbb4

I'm a primary school teacher

>God London is such a horrible soulless place. is is the epitome of a shit hole in my view. Look at those multi coloured robots ambling about their menial daily routines while something spectacular is happening. It can't be coincidental that literally everyone I have met from London has been a totally self absorbed wank stain.

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Ain’t no paki man south of the river hahahahaha

need jeff bezos to manufacture me a gf

Door to door salesman
Fuck off, get your own (You)s

why are you still here spamming you fucking cunt? go and do something else you pathetic excuse for a person

isn't a single human in londistan

ah so a drug dealer

any gay man want a willy up their bum right now?

if you ask me... it's the immigrants' fault

im not spamming?

hes not really that wrong tbf londoners are really weird
is such toil a bit of a laugh or just really grim

A drug dealer would make more money

despise londoners

Bit of both. Company keeps track of my whereabouts but I can take 10 minute breaks all I want, nobody is watching me to the extent that they would in an actual workplace. Tough to sell on the door though since people automatically don't trust you.
Wouldn't say it's a laugh but I wouldn't say it's particularly hard work. Depends on the weather mostly

kept getting asked if i was from paris when travelling abroad

omg fucking love cats theyre so soft aaaaauuuuoooooggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

avatar fagging is a form of spam you miserable insect

Are you from Paris

because you're non white?

sounds good for an arrogant students holiday job or something

were you being a terrorist?

youtube.com/watch?v=0cdArgIWNNE

7 grams of ganja coming tomorrow lads

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Students don't like to be told "no" and that is 80% of this job

Any Oxford Uni man in?

would have drowned the little fucker and skinned it to make a hand warmer

im not avatar fagging?

don’t talk to me if you ain’t from catty

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you posted that same image with greentext in another thread less than two hours. that's avatar fagging and you are a cunt

no
blue eyed celt here mate
nah

>celts
>blue eyes
celts arent white mate

haha

bet its halal only KFC now

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would love to see you try to squeal that one out to the heel of my boot

not avatar fagging and its a funny image

speaking any language but English should be punishable by death

love it when i stick a willy up my bum bu tonly if it's my own willy not anyone else's

howling at the thought of some 4 foot frog/celt mutt trying to punch me while i break his arm

like witcher 3 so far but first of all it isnt as big a game as i was led to believe, secondly would be better if the graphics were more on par with ac origins, which is unironically the same as or better than the witcher cinematic trailers
youtube.com/watch?v=xzTuMqODyd0
thirdly feel the movement animation could be better its strikes me as retro eg one walking speed, one running speed, one sprinting speed; bit clunky could be better

Actual turbo genius intellectuals creep me out

Like stop being such an over analytical creep SHEESH

>"omg the funniest thing happened to me earlier, can I call you?"
>"no"
>"oh... ok.... did I do something wrong?"
>leave her on read
get fucked bitch that's what you get for ignoring me last week

quite like the idea of sucking a willy but the thought of getting a man off is really off putting lol

can't even imagine how neurotypical your life is

5'11" and built like a brick shithouse mate try again

want all gays blindfolded then burned alive

luv minj

Went into town in white jeans and a white t shirt earlier got loads of looks from girls think this is my new look

5"11?
You better be 16 you manlet ahaha

How many hours have you played? It's definitely bigger than you think it is.

>Secondly, it would be better if it looked as good as a game that came out 2 years later
Are you disabled mate?

#justnormiethings

that's nice mate but I don't recall asking

now jog on virgin freak

come to caouennec-lanvezeac and i'll be sure to sublimate your jaw

how big do the areas get
i cleared white orchard in a couple of hours

its just a big jump when you go from origins to witcher graphics

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Wish I had the dough cokelad has to throw around on drugs

There is literally nothing more liberating than having a couple of grams in your pocket for the weekend

sorry not sorry

chicken and thyme walkers sensations

Is there anything more sad than how visibly insecure non Londoners are around actual Londoners?

White jeans are for women you soyboy runt

In bilbao

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yes coming to a website for neuroatypicals when you are neurotypical, only to brag and try to show off

>emotional labour
Well good thing I'm an autistic sociopath then.