In France, we take food very seriously. This is why we have the best cuisine in the world

In France, we take food very seriously. This is why we have the best cuisine in the world.

In America, they take war very seriously. This is why they have the best army in the world.

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In Spain, they take siestas very seriously. This is why they have one of the highest unemployment rate in EU.

In Germany, they take submission seriously which is why they have the best BDSM porn.

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In Sweden they take cucking very seriously. This is why they take in millions of refugees

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In Poland they take being pathetic very seriously.
That's why they're pretending to be a proud nation while depending on gibs to survive.

In Norway we take tacos very seriously. This is why we have the best and most authentic tacos in the world.

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In Italy, we take nothing very seriously.
I can see a pattern here.

>siestas are bad
what a cuck.

In Britain we take *absolutely nothing* seriously. This is why we are average at everything.

Pasta

Looking at British museums, I'd say stealing from all of the world is most serious thing for Brits.

Misplaced sense of self- righteousness

What are those great French dishes that make it the best in the world?
Maybe it's just where I live but french cuisine doesn't seem very popular here

what gives you the illusion that French food is good when only French people rate their own food?

How would they know that nobody wants to eat their food? They only speak French.

> says the American

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Good post. Accurate post.

It's part of being a fading Empire.

Look upon ye mighty and despair.

>soak undercooked meat in salt and wine
>good cuisine
actually it is, that shit is delicious

btw this is how you prepare a proper beef wellington youtube.com/watch?v=yDx8Jp2IH6Q

Italian, chinese, indian, portuguese, spanish, caribbean and many other cuisines are better than french.

French cuisine is mediocre at best, the only reason why you think it's the best is because you have much more professional chefs than in most countries but your cuisine is not great and it never will be.

French food is ok but it's nothing special.

Based post.

kek

>Chinese

well, if ONLY they didn't use gutter oil....

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Our cuisine is so different, which is odd considering we're practically neighbors. We don't put our meat in breads for dinner. And the vegetable is always the main dish here.

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I was always taught to make kapucijnerschotel with pineapple and ketjap manis. But whatever.

>Uma delicia

Jokes aside, I went to an amazing brazilian bbq place here and it was absolutely delicious.
The french can't even compete with brazilians when it comes good food.

Btw china has higher hygiene standards than brazil

In Russia, they take very seriously. This is why they have the best in the world.

I disagree. (:

Of course you do, naturally

>brazilian bbq place here and it was absolutely delicious.

I love you

>Btw china has higher hygiene standards than brazil

I hate you

Your confectionaries are the best though, have to give you credit for that

Oui oui le croisssant hon hon hon

My favorite dish is minced meat + cauliflower + potato slices + cheese out of the oven.
But I think it's eaten in Belgium, France and Italy as well?

What French dishes have you tasted, and why are they inferior to anything Italian, Chinese, Indian, Portuguese, Spanish, Caribbean?

I'm sorry but I still disagree for we are the best.

You mean some kind of gratin?

Andouillettes

Yeah, I mean this (without the tomatoes).

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And with potato slices on top, below the cheese. And without the goo on the bottom.

Literally who cooked that shit?

poor macron. hope he socks trump in the face next time they meet

We have gratins like that of course but I've never seen this particular recipe. Looks good though

I've been to france many times and eaten more french dishes than I could possibly remember.

French food is just bland, that's it.

We take not being your toy very seriously

I sense bullshit.
If you had actually been in France, you'd know that French food is the best.

Denial is strong in this one

Here all dishes are centered around a vegetable.
So if a German person gives meat + potatoes at the side without a veggie a lot of Dutch people wont understand it.

I disagree.

It's funny because here it's the contrary, dish is centered around the meat and vegetables just accompany it.

But now that I think of it, i've had pea soup with sausages in the Netherlands and I was surprised since in France, you would have a sausage served with peas on the side.
My favourite thing in the netherlands was cheese by the way, you have some great cheeses. We only get industrial gouda here and even in cheese shops Dutch cheese is quite rare i must say

>I dissagré

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In the Netherlands, we take looking down on people very seriously. This is why we are the tallest people in the world.

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Here French cheeses are also popular. But mostly for special things. Like on mini toast for visitors. Or a slightly warmed sandwich with brie, honey walnuts (or sunflower seeds).

>brie, honey walnuts

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