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rorke

Why?
It tastes really good and I might get hit by a bus tomorrow.

she's really nothing special pal

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Why are blacks so good at dancing? Even 2 year old blacks can dance well

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they aren't

it's wrong to eat the dead bodies of animals

arsehole feeling a bit raw smell of lube

autistic people move really weirdly and jerkily so maybe even a lot so called neurotypical whites have a touch of the 'tism considering their complete and utter lack of rhythm

Boys the takeaway I’m ordering tonight is gonna be peng

highly developed cerebellum

something to do with most modern music being based off of traditional african rhythms

the absolute state of this roastoid

Stop smelling feet

nothing is certain

Daily reminder that if it wasn't for autists everyone would still be sat around grunting in caves now.

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what did you order?

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what you getting then

but then again, UK was incredibly weak at classic music

name famous classic composers
everyone is continentals

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Turkish food on uber eats, gonna be absolute filth I’m starving

elgar

classical music is a hat tier southern german thing
don't care

>send gf a song I like
>"I didn't listen to the whole thing but I skimmed through it I like how calm it is"
The song was literally 3 minutes long, how the fuck do you skim through a song and decide an opinion about it?

wiley/eskiboy

hate retards

ah, a man of fine taste
a tip of the hat to you good sir

chicken griddlers, chips and beans for tea :) x

turkish pizza with kebab, cheese, garlic and lots of garlic and hot sauce?

she's just not that into you pal

no idea what webm this is

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>there are in this thread who wouldnt die for the Queen

weak at painting too

men's rights movement when

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I AIN'T GONNA WORK ON MAGGIE'S FARM NO MORE

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literally my willy. thoughts?

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why the fuck would i die for some wrinkly old hag that's done fuck all for me

NO WELSH/IRISH OR SCOTS IN BRIT

looks like a pikmin

>dying for a literal ceremonial figure that has basically no influence on modern politics

Monarchy is the highest form of cuckoldry

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bit small people probably don't think you're a real man

What do Chad's and Stacy's do when they innevitably become parents? Seems like when someone has children and they work full time any personality and life they had before just fades into nothingness.

Im a major league wanker

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queen elizabeth is our sovereign i don't see how you can claim the state has done "nothing" for you with a straight face you absolute wanker

shitskinned hands

>those flags

not sure what you're on about

Girls at work are having a feud and trying to rally people to their side, fucking pathetic

Elgar and Vaughan Williams are GOAT tier you heathen scum

my life wouldn't be any different if we became a republic 100 years ago

Oh, as opposed to a figurative ceremonial figure? Dense cunt.

Today in history:
392 – Emperor Valentinian II is assassinated

Shortly after his induction into the Roman military, the Frankish warrior Arbogast had made a name for himself as being an extremely efficient and loyal field-commander.

Arbogast was appointed magister militum for the Western provinces (bar Africa) and guardian of Valentinian.

By 391 CE, Valentinian's status was essentially reduced to that of a private citizen, and the control of the Western armies now belonged to Arbogast. Furthermore, the Roman Court was also overrun by those loyal to Arbogast.

On 15 May 392, Valentinian was found hanged in his residence in Vienne. Arbogast maintained that the emperor’s death was suicide. Most sources agree, however, that Arbogast murdered him with his own hands, or paid the Praetorians. Arbogast selected an imperial official, Eugenius, as emperor.

Contemporary remarks about him:
>Exceedingly well-disposed to the Romans, completely immune to bribes, and outstanding as regards to warfare in brain and brawn."
>The flame-like Frank, no mere intriguer like Maximus, but a brave and well-trained soldier, probably the best soldier in the Roman Empire.

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no they really aren't

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play both sides and try to get into their knickers

despise femoids

would absolutely shag her if she's not a man
yeah don't pretend like you know nothing about toxic gender norms

Same but it’s me who’s having the fued and everyone’s on my side. Don’t know why I bother getting involved at work might just stick my headphones in and get on with it then leave from now on

i'm already suicidal but if the queen asked me to die for her i reckon i'd find a new passion for life

yes? is "literal" too hard of a word for you to understand?

Confirmed for having terrible taste, although that's hardly surprising for a yank. Nimrod, Cello Concerto in E Minor, and Lark Ascending are absolutely incredible works of art

You won't be 'asked' sunshine. Just sent to die for her anyway lol.

>yes? is "literal" too hard of a word for you to understand?

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The modern British couple

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N.I.G.G.A stand for never ignorant getting goals accomplished

Wrong. It's spelt "feud", not "fued". Type it again, properly this time, so I can see that you've acknowledged your mistake.

would describe myself as a man of science

was absolutely starving then just threw a chili and rice into me
can feel the energy returning lads

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so fucking FAT

>N.I.G.G.A stand for never ignorant getting goals accomplished

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don’t ever reply to me again incel

don't celebrate christmas anymore because i'm to smart too participate in traditions

i won't go

Now that I broke up with the perfidious pest I just need a cute little trad thai office worker for a gf

*blocks your path*
Human! These aren't your lands, Begone!

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just googled those didn't you? didn't even listen to them huh?
sad. imagine arguing about something you don't even know about only because it's british

vile little worms

hate myself even more after that pizza

you seemed keen on her a week ago but now you're calling her a pest because she's cheap lol
bipolar you are

just want an mdma line lads, of all the drugs i've sold its my favourite to sell

No, I'm a fan of classical music from the late romantic era and those are some of the finest examples. I like continental composers too, but those pieces are my absolute favourites. We have something called CULTURE in this country sweaty xx

lolno

absolute state

best profit margin by a long shot desu

need to get a gram of mandy for the upcoming festivities but the dealermans dad caught him and made him stop haha