im gonna be comfy af browsing 4chins
What are you gonna do when yellowstone pops off?
i'll be in ash zone two so fuck right off *insert arabic name here*
why won't it touch california
look at the beautiful countryside one more time
Ash zone 2 is still a killzone, retard.
in fact, 90% of earths life would die as a result of yellowstone. a 50 000 year ice age would also begin.
>a 50 000 year ice age would also begin.
Good, I'm so fucking sick of the summers here.
Because commiefornia will already be gone by then
why do foreigners hate california? I can't think of a single region that i specifically dislike about another country
>foreigners
Can't spot a proxyfag. How quaint.
obsession and too much consumption of american culture
Because its filled with lefties.
Ofc you can't. americans are uneducated. i bet you dont even know who the prime minister of lithuania is.
But american culture promotes commiefornia as a good thing.
Litteraly every american cultural export is left wing.
The reason we hate california is because we've done our reasearch independantly.
calm down Fawzi
Why the fuck would I know who the pm of lithuania is? That's like me asking you who the leader of Sri Lanka is
We'll never see it, same with Betelgeuse, just forget it
autism
how you know it's not just a 10,000 year ice age?
The leader of sri lanka is maytripala. Not sure about the spelling. Europeans know this stuff. Thats my point.
There's only a very small chance that the entire magma chamber erupts. It would most likely just fill the west with ash
You definitely just searched that shit up. Unless you're a turbo autist, there's no reason to know that
So nothing of value will be lost? That's good to hear.
The west is comfy though
*was*
You know the west is more than just four big cities that get a lot of negative attention right?
Like 500 million would die of starvation or someshit easy
Lots of empty space with occasional suburb? We "huitsin nevada", when we mean bumfuck nowhere.
move to australia
doesn't sound comfy to you?
>t.never left helsinki
euros wouldn't understand, their entire continent is one massive city
Looks like any northern part of sweden or norway *yawn*
Sweden norway and finland have low population density and massive wilderness
You can find literally every biome and climate on earth in the United States so please don't start sperging about your shitty copy paste coniferous forests.
Your countryside is nice too. Losing any of it would be sad
>ameriducation
We were talking about flyover states, you little sperg.
Montana is unironically the most comfy state i have seen nature wise
The US is generally empty and I already feel like there's way too many fucking people. I can't imagine what it's like over in non scandi europe
Finland is a flyover country.
Flyovers will die, is it a good or bad thing?
Flyover states have a wide variety too you dingus
Europeans are a special kind of autisitc. It’s no wonder your people’s social skills are on par with Rain Man
>Europe
Try Asia. The population is nauseating.
>hills
>lakes
>meadows
>cornfields
I'm 1st generation Ukrainian American and I don't know who the prime minister of Lithuania is either.
Europe is enough to make me feel sick
Must be all the fluoride in the drinking water.
>Hills
I guess the rocky mountains are hills now
>lakes
yes lakes are very nice
>Meadows
yeah meadows are nice aswell
>cornfields
one of many different crops that are grown
Google Colorado or Idaho and tell me how that looks anything like you described.
I bet you don't even know who the governor of Wyoming is. fucking uneducated swine.
You don't know the Mayor of Stockholm.
so both are uneducated retards then
Muhammed Al-Somali?
rekt
Burn
*Muhammed Al-Sweden*
same thing
Idawho?
The most famous thing coming out of Colorado is a invasive species of beetles.
what does relevance of states have to do with anything? we're talking about flyovers dumbass
You know it'll fuck all of us. You're going to be as fucked as everyone outside of those zones.
The inferiority complex is strong with this Finngoloid.
I'll start learning Mandarin pronto
My bad. Was expecting too much, I see.
Nice projecting there, Billybob. Lay off the moonshine, and you might develope on the level of your more advanced neighbours.
you will be affected too, retard
expecting too much of what?
he might, but what do you care, peasant?
Shitpost on Jow Forums
it is like asking who the pm of sweden is. or where sweden is on the map.
nobody gives a shit
eww that looks so cheesy. way overshopped
4 u
>Nice projection
>Follows up with a projection
You can't make this up
A favour from a favour, friend. See you hockey fields, bud.
why can't we put giant fans all over the world and blow the ash away.
>not just sweeping the dust into dustbin
You see, we seajews are always prepared. No matter what disaster, we always seem to find a way to survive.
but it is beautiful enough. why embelish
>seajews
only those who root for ajax. otherwise seaniggers. just like everyone else. why do you self proclaim as a jew. you need to deserve it.
i just picked the first result on google
i will find the author and punch him.
he shouldn't embellish.
Cars and airplanes don't move.
Can't get away.