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hulk hogan, brothers

I hope none of you are fat.

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I miss summer

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the 7.2 called me a twink and started to ghost me whats that supposed to mean

Got my 2nd turtle for the day. Still not turtle

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stop killing the mandem

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*blows my own trumpet*

Gonna drink bourbon and pass out on my couch

kino hands typed this post

cheer up lad it's summer in 2 weeks x

Get sick when someone mentions British biscuits and gravy

fresh hamish get on it
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>tfw no black gf

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OI MAYTE

I miss winter. Had an excuse to not leave the house.

israel is based

WHITE PRIVILEGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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business idea: start lifting

Gonna eat bourbons and pass out on my couch

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made sausage gravy the other day
its pretty good but too heavy and i made too much
nice on scones though

cheers boys.

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GOD i hate myself

awlrigh' gav'na

>June already
>year is more than half over
stop the planet of the apes i want to get off!

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*lifts royal flush to parched lips*
Check. Mate.

is your name lewis

Hate the South

would be cool if the sidewalks in the city centre were shaded and had these conveyor belts

me hands awkwardly splurged this one out

The Virgin Crusader Kings 2
>gimping about with little characters swinging swords at each other on a cartoon map
>spreadsheet autism
>boring logistics
>(((plotting)))

The Chad Medieval II: Total War
>thousands of soldiers massacring each other in real time for your amusement
>siege warfare
>cavalry charges
>ambushes
>english longbowmen

>WHITE PRIVILEGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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hmm

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why do southerners in america think they are different from the rest

the suffering will all be over before you know it lad. take solace in that fact.

the imaginary gf has been spending an awful lot of time with the imaginary friend as of late...

she's with Natwest then

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British people honestly make me consider oligarchic bigomy

ive got a TR3.
I bought it for 1,200, done it up, now it's worth three grand.

>the imaginary gf has been spending an awful lot of time with the imaginary friend as of late...
are you digimon?

There's a cute girl on the packed morning train with whom I'd love to talk. Wish there was some way to send a text locally without knowing a number.

Southerners need to be killed to honest family

beto will you give me a (you)

A Crusader Kings playthrough is too risky for NoFap

cooking up some porkchops

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once got asked if i was from california
felt insulted

wich should i try first
scotch or irish whisky?

Damn that pork got chopped, cuh

English

*swims towards you*
alri

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gf just sent me this

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any gay canadian man in

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looking through old pictures again
everyone is dead

89598169
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[this processes the crab]

BASED

like femdom
hate golden showers

William is perplexed by this one

Same shit

Try Jesus

guarantee i'm the most intellectually formidable poster on the /brit/
*reads a book*
that's right stroll on mate

oh fiddle de dee we've got mr book reading man over here

how gullible does she think we are
youtube.com/watch?v=T5Ge4c7BUiY

>like femdom
what kind? humiliation, water sports and bdsm are utter garbage
but having a girl push you down and aggressively ride your cock is patrician as fuck

can't imagine eating animals

>Their third child, a daughter named Victoria, was born in 1984, profoundly disabled and with a short life expectancy due to a chromosome abnormality known as Edwards syndrome. Triggs has stated:

>Her condition usually results in the death of the baby before or shortly after birth. In fact, the doctors kept saying, "Just leave her in the corner and she'll die." So, it sounds terrible, but I'd look at Victoria and think, "Well, you're going to die, so I'm not going to invest too much in you." But she didn't die. She had this inner rod of determination, and she simply refused to die.[34]

>At about six months of age, Triggs and Clark took Victoria home, and, with the help of the Uniting Church, found a family who took over her primary care. Victoria died at the age of 21. When asked if this arrangement bothered Triggs, she said: "Yes, because you have child [sic] and you expect to look after her. But in the end I simply made the judgement that I would rather put my time into my other children and family, because I also never believed she would live to that age."[34]

Very interesting this. So a woman that didn't give the slightest of shits about her own child became the Australian Human Rights Commissioner. Hrmmmmmmmmmmmm

*clubs you to death with a book*

book wanker loves his books

SUNDAY ROAST RIGHT HERE

Just finished the last of my canisters

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imagine feeling compassion for crustaceans
veggiefags are such gimps

That guy's dumb, what did he think it was, rain?

looks like we've got ourselves a reader

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Books? Yeah, I read books

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fucking spiders everywhere

dumb pirate frogposter

Wonder what guns the Armed police actually use

probably the dumbest poster in brit

dire

stop capitalising the word 'armed' mate or we're gonna have a problem

Calling the police

reckon that's my title

mp5s and that

Just hit a member of the female race with a look of forlorn and antiquated lust. She reciprocated although I feel the proper message wasn't properly adjudicated.

youtu.be/SQTcRxPsoMo

this is beto's brazilian cousin, bettynho

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kek

G36s and Glocks

you mongs wouldnt stand a chance