Today is May 17, Norway's national day. On this day in 1814...

Today is May 17, Norway's national day. On this day in 1814, the constitution was signed and declared Norway an independent kingdom.

1. Your cunt.
2. Please wish Norway a happy birthday.

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>independence day
are you a thirdworld african shithole or something?

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>declared independant
>still a kingdom
Norwegians btfo

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They are proud oilers.

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>still no happy birthdays
PLEASE

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Oh, alright, Happy birthday Norway.
t. Sweden

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Thank you!

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Independent from who?

Sweden?

Disgusting

Happy birthday Norgebros. Will slice brunost with a cheese slicer to celebrate today!

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galician_Literature_Day
EMBRACE ME GERMANIC BROTHER

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Yes. 1905 they left the union with Sweden. It didn't really change anything, they had been practically independant since 1814, but they take a lot of pride in it for some reason.

Some sections of Swedish politics wanted to go to war against Norway for it, but the workers movement was staunchly against it and told the King and conservatives to fuck right off.

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In 1814 the union with Denmark came to and end and Norway was going to be ceded to Sweden. Norway didn't like this, so they started a war with Sweden. The war lasted like two months and ended up with Norway entering a union with Sweden, but with it's own constitution and parliament.

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Swedes. Pussies.

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>two months
Sorry, just fact checked and it was considerably shorter. It was from 26 July to 14 August 1814.

Should be noted that Sweden won that war

Lol. As opposed to Russians who went to war and died in the millions around that time, because their incompetent, weak and insecure absolute autocrat told them to.

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happy birthday, Norway

Happy birthday black brothers.

Flag
Happy Birthday

góðan grundlógardag

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happy birthday Norway :D

based Norway

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Hipp, hipp, hurra!

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SLETT DETTE

S-stop! Norway is a white country full of Aryans only.

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Ikke brev negere, da kommer utlendinger og dansker for å mobbe oss

breivik still managed to make it the most right wing country in northern europe in one day, impressive. literally just removed most of the left

Most right wing nations in Europe are shitskins like Italy and Greece

northern europe, not denying italy nor greece their goodness

>breivik still managed to make it the most right wing country in northern europe in one day
brainlet: the post

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Denmark isn't close to Norway right wing wise. I still have yet to even hear of NRM being big in their country. Sweden, well I pity you. Maybe finland but they are faltering.
Truth is, Breviks attacks did good in the long run for Norway whether they appreciate him or not

Long live Norway, death to Dane oppressors

North African girl naturalized french is holding a norwegian flag because now she's nordic.

Damn I thought you were just baiting at first. Well Mr MuttNuggets, Breivik's attack set the right wing in Scandinavia back 10 years. Denmark is much more right wing than Norway, Norway is Sweden-lite, and they took in as many immgrants as we did percentage-wise. If you judge Scandinavian countries and their right leaning by how big NRM is in their country, then by your logic Sweden would be the most right wing country in Scandinavia, while we clearly aren't. Stupid, ignorant post. Denmark is the Scandi country that is actually right wing politics-wise

Isn't that cross offensive according to their religion?

happy birthday friends

absolutely retarded post, mutts should be shot

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>Norway
>kingdom.

WTF ??!! mind blown
is this true?

I judge based on a multitude of factors and I believe violence is the best way forward in this current day. Breivik set the (((right wing))) back while the true norwegian right got more spotlight from it. Negative press is still press. The only thing they fucked up on is response to the attacks.
Look at the IRA for what the right should have done, they don't disavow their killings and people join up more and more. People want to fight, it is in our nature as humans to do that.

90% of the people he killed were norwegians, he did nothing good for the country and just became another idol for Jow Forumstards like you to worship. In fact, norway has accepted MORE shitskins since then than they have before, so in a way he only propelled the development despite what Jow Forums tells you.

if you think that killing your own people for believing in the "wrong" ideology is a positive thing, then you are fucked in the head, but you're american after all so it's no surprise.

Yes
Norway is kingdom, and you will die from taliban or afghan mujaheddin if you will think go to Europe

Happy birthday to you Norway. I'll drink a bottle of beer for you.

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In Scandinavia most of us consider killing our blood a bad thing even if they have a different political idea

Omae wa mou shindeiru
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our own blood*

>Negative press is still press.

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Disgusting. Other flags do not belong in the parade.

What about the Swedish flag for friendship

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What about the Swedish flag for friendship huh

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What about the Swedish flag for friendship huh boyo

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What about the Swedish flag for friendship huh buddy

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>Danes are proud to be oppressors
You guys are just fucked in the head

No. Swedish flags are not welcome. May 17th is about Norway, and is to be celebrated with Norwegian flags.

What about the Swedish flag for friendship huh ol' pal

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Yeah he killed traitors dumbass.

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binland hepls

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Thank you finland, you are our greatest ally

why did you do this

Happy birthday, Norwegia!

Happy birthday!


Where's our mountain?...

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Many of the people he killed were great future politicians for Labor party. In their current state their leadership is insanely incompetent, and the right wing is guaranteed wins at least for the next two elections, unless the communists manage to grow a lot+both the christians and the liberals collapse. His killings ensures that the party will remain without popular politicians that anyone want even in 20 years, maybe for 30 years they'll have no one good, and it will win the right wing at least a few elections.

Based

Happy birthday

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why are there black people in the pic
Gratulerer med dagen!

pic is from a containment zone in the capital

oh okay. what are some good Norwegian cities then? capital looks bad

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARGHHHH WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE FRENZ

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The opressed has become the opressor.
The future is now.

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What do you mean? They're all Norwegian!

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g-good.

I wanted nothing but a finnish friend

Ironically one major point of the constitution was to keep jews out. Pic related is what happened when we ignored that part because of a faggot called Wergeland.

Happy birthday, dad.

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Norwegian jews are upper middle class, not ruler class.

Thank you Íslendingur. May we kill danes together in the future to come.

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one person doesn't represent all of us

why are you so rude?

Happy Iday.

I have few strings for you


Tвoй Hoвый гoд пo тeмнo-cинeй
вoлнe cpeдь мopя гopoдcкoгo
плывeт в тocкe нeoбьяcнимoй,
кaк бyдтo жизнь нaчнeтcя cнoвa,
кaк бyдтo бyдeт cвeт и cлaвa,
yдaчный дeнь и вдoвoль хлeбa,
кaк бyдтo жизнь кaчнeтcя впpaвo,
кaчнyвшиcь влeвo.

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Happy birthday boyos, love xx

SIEG HEJ

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>Harry Potter
>Banan
Forklar

Happy birthday Norway

>Neville Longbottom = Nilus Langballe
>banana på smörgås

KUKEN

Nilus Langballe is a good translation, and do Swedes really not use banana on bread?

>banana on bread

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