Absolutely fucking based

At least you understand that Europe can't be relevant without a daddy superpower.

But have fun with a second rate one.

EU is done without US.

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seething

How are we taking it to the extreme? Only thing Tusk says is that we can't rely on USA anymore, and that we must help ourself

Fascinating how people praise Trump meanwhile he got the US from being enemies with a couple of countries to it being so fucking bad at international relations that even the EU doesn't want anything to do with them anymore.

>eurocucks thinking that they can band together to be come relevent
britain, germany, and france all hate each other. and every other country is a tiny meme nation. no one gives a fuck what EU officials have to say and no one gives a fuck about the EU, not even the people who live there

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Who cares if we have bad intern. relations if we have Canada

Alright, so you honestly believe the USA and Canada would win in a war with the rest of the globe?

>i-it's not like we care or anything please remain out stooge

>britain, germany, and france all hate each other
True to an extent but they hate each other less than they hate Russia and Russia's lapdog in the White House.

Idk, maybe an economy that is larger than yours could be relevant, not sure though

America's military record is pretty pathetic desu.

Easily.
If it was defensive at least.

who is that and why should i care?

I don't know if you're trolling or are just retarded, there is NO WAY a person can legitimately be THIS fucking stupid

This. America has a huge malus to offensive operations.

Good, let them finally pay for their own fucking defense

>Never once did Trump tell you fuckers to get out of the agreement.

Bolton said they may sanction european nations who don't follow USA

Nigger plenty of military experts have come to the conclusion that US would be unbeatable in a 1vworld if it was defensive.

The nuclear capabilities of the US are unparralel, the Navy/Coast guard would make it impossible for a naval landing.
And the army/marines are more than capable of holding the borders.

Sure we'd have to institute high levels of conscription + full military industrialization, but it'd not be difficult.

At the very worst we'd lose Hawaii/Alaska, and this is being generous, but the important part of USA would be impossible to take.

He has no sway in intern. diplomacy

>you are the one flip-flopping and backing out of every treaty.
Iran Deal wasnt a treaty, Hans, that why he could back out of it in the first place. Trump wanted tighter restrictions and more regulations against the Iranians with both them developing more in the future and their current stockpile.

But reinstating sanctions against Iran is unlikely to do much as they dont export much oil to Europe, the biggest hurt will be Rouhanis inability to properly reform the economy resulting in a weakened ruling party, which the conservatives will take advantage of and cause political instability.

the point is that Europe can't trust in USA anymore, when they can flip-flop on any decision, as soon as the next president takes power.
And Trump threatens to sanction European companies that deal with Iran, so this is a move hostile towards us

The problem with these instantaneous "hardware v. hardware" thought experiments is that they don't take into account things like the vast disparity in resources, manufacturing and manpower. You could defend well for a while but after years of brutal attrition against the entire world? I think not.

that is true, but you have to take into account willingness to do so.

Even if we were eventually invade-able, this would also give us years to prepare citizens for guerrilla warfare.

No matter how you cut it, the losses to not justify the means. The losses on the enemy side would probably reach a billion, if they could garner that much manpower.

Canada is signing a free trade agreement with the Eu while Trump wants to close down the Nafta

WHAT???????????????????????

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Not our fault Blumpf doesn't want to have NAFTA anymore

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>the point is that Europe can't trust in USA anymore, when they can flip-flop on any decision, as soon as the next president takes power.
Yes, this is a factor with literally every nation on Earth, different leaders have different political agendas. If Alternative for Germany got elected, your country would be pulling out deals left right and center, this is nothing unique to the US.

>And Trump threatens to sanction European companies that deal with Iran, so this is a move hostile towards us
It's unlikely that would even get to that point, sanctions and secondary sanctions take a minimum 90-180 days to take effect, which means that Rouhani has that time to agree to the new terms of the Iran deal, or the economic reforms based around the Iran deal will fail, they'll lose European business, and the country will be engulfed with political instability and infighting.

It's called hard bargaining.

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Hey EU can you guys get a navy so we don't have to go down with America or get stuck with the Chinese
We can give free visas to your backpacker hoes

alri

We are planning to just move you guys were the UK was

based

The greatest Polish leader in history.

Is Drumpf really going to fuck up the relationship between the EU and Usa?

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He already did

Kinda hope so, should be fun

>Europeans trying to position themselves as a "world power"
Sad, even coming from a Canadian
Europe will never become relevant politically again. That era has long passed. And its economy is plateauing just as America's is. Sure, it will be more powerful as a group than as a number of small entities, but it will never be a global power again and I laugh every time I hear someone from there suggest it.

CETA was too good to be true from our standpoint. We get exactly what Britain wants, but with none of the political and sovereignty-undermining tomfoolery.

Can't wait to buy some real Canadian maple syrup
Are you going to buy something from Europe?

how can you be European and find the CETA to be a good thing is beyond me

Uh? Free trade is almost always good
There are regulations in place to ensure every good imported from Canada is up to EU standards

>US would be unbeatable in a 1vworld
that is the most delusional thing I've ever heard

hahahaha they have no leverage at all.
this is just autistic screeching.

>Russia's lapdog in the White House
oh nononono
hahahahahaha

>d*Nald t*Sk
>relevant
literally juncker's waterboy.
what a faggot
at least kaczynski knows how to rule

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CETA doesn't include banking.

Mexico too.
money.cnn.com/2018/04/22/news/economy/eu-mexico-trade-agreement/index.html

And both Canada and Mexico agreed to abandon the current horrendous ISDS.

>mfw Mexico floods the US with European goods at predatory prices

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>i don't know what treaties are

who elected the EU president

>This thread again.
We need new material.

...

Your sisters nudes, that's what we need

telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/05/15/trump-threatens-use-us-trade-talks-force-nhs-pay-drugs/

>Trump unironically said that the USA pays more for drugs because the rest of the world pays less

European Council

He's not the EU president
He's the president of the European Council, elected by it (the European Council is made of all the head of states of the different member states plus a few other figures) and must report to the European Parliament, which is comprised of MEPs directly elected

why do euros go out of their way to hurt our feelings

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>we have a shitty healthcare system compared to literally every first world country
>instead of making it better, lets try to make theirs worse

u hurt our feelings, Tusk is just saying we need to walk alone now that Trump isn't our friend anymore

LA RECONQUISTA

will you still be there after trump's out of office

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i-i guess see you in what, 7 years

>epicanthic folds

Pay NATO debets.

4 years ago Putin tells there will be a split among western elites. Western leaders were laughing at him, projecting, telling that there is a split among russian elites, counting days until russia's collapse.

Welp, stop pretending you're the most powerful in the world, come back to reality and listen what he tells. It will help you to counteract him.

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What an absolute mongoloid.
>bhurlurr dhurrr the NHS is why drugs are so expensive in america

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>We realise that if you need a helping hand, you will find one at the end of your arm
Such a shame the EU is quadraplegic then.

>Says anything related to EU is based

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Your mistake is caring what the yuros think. They are hypocrites that just want to use the US to further their own interests.

>implying most citizens of the EU aren't based out of their gourds

Its not a totally bad thing that the EU can take things into its own hands and not need America to babysit them. Reconstruction is long over and we should be focusing on East Asia more. Wish it was over better circumstances tho.

>citizens of the EU

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>fukkin euroKEKS build ur own military and stop relying on us ok?? lol
>wtf dude stop re-arming yourself wtf you mean you can do it without us w-we wuz based allies and bros dude

That’s because 4 years ago is about the time that Germany started making it obvious they intend to transform the EU in to a political union.

Do you guys even use cleaners for cleaning?

>other people cleaning your room

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Finally splitting with Europe, should have happened 25 years ago.

>Finns freebasing Lysol

>wtf dude stop re-arming yourself wtf you mean you can do it without us w-we wuz based allies and bros dude

Except we don’t say this. We genuinely want the EU to start paying for its own defense instead of pretending like you’re our allies while quietly undermining us and milking us financially. It’s the EU that is trying to have its cake and eat it too.

You are obviously completely clueless, federalization has always been at the top of European politics for decades, look at the attempt to create a EU constitution from 2004 which was then turned into the treaty of lisbon.

If anything the federalists are weaker today than ever since the debt and migrant crises and Brexit. Also having a common EU government would mean having a common debt which Germany has always opposed.

isn't this one of the villains in house of cards?

You are such a corrupt shithole that the agreement even has parts about fighting corruption.

The idea of a federation was there since the Manifesto of Ventotene
Also France is the main promoter now, not Germany

>Also having a common EU government would mean having a common debt which Germany has always opposed.
Yet you were tricked into it. What do you think the Euro even means? In real terms, the German and Dutch taxpayer is liable for the Southrons.

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china is the future

Based Tusk.

> eurofagits throwing a fit because le evil meanie drumpf put them in place
lol

usa could conquer the world right now if they wanted, ahmed
but they wont because theyre dogs. they have no self interests, but kike interests. what a waste of an empire

>usa could conquer the world right now if they wanted, ahmed

they couldn't do shit against might of finnish military. i piss on us army, navy seals? more like navy shits after we're done with them.