Tfw my mallet license is expired

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They are right though. With enough velocity a bluntish object like a butter knife could easily cause great damage to one's heart or abdomen.

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Exactly, so we should confiscate and ban them.

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So can a stick, does that mean ban all trees for weapon supply?

You can kill a person with almost anything if you try. Why doesn't the government just force all citizens into straitjackets so nobody can hurt anyone?

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Soon...

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Why are Brits so obsessed with stabbing people?

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>Some of you guys are alright. Don't come to my kitchen tomorrow.

>sleeving the blades
Unironically pretty clever if you have your knives in a drawer like so.

RUN user! MI6 IS ON THE WAY!

>his country doesnt have mischief night

Americans are the last ones to post these memes. These are taken from people on the streets, can you imagine an American cop coming across something like this?

They riddle you with bullets if you pull out a lighter or a pen, let alone something that could actually do damage to someone.

>british teens can't buy razors
JUST

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Shit ! I just got it ; pakis in the police force use the escuse of "random weapon sweep" to steal whatever they can with impunity

obsessed you fucking walloon cunt

The point of the raids is whatever's found in weapon stashes (almost always in public parks) it makes sure that gangs know the police are aware of them. You can't arrest gang members without a charge but you can make life as difficult as possible for them.

As the law about weapons based on intent, they're being treated like weapons as gangs cache them. When they're found by police, they're legally weapon, regardless of what they physically are

this is satire right

I just have to say what in the ACTUAL FUCK Britain! Maybe they would stop banning fucking peanut butter spreader if you used it on them to say no.

Only if you're black.

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This can't be real

>You can't arrest gang members without a charge

Just call them terrorists and you are free to go, if you are like France.

#banallsporks

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Don't be a loon, bin your spoon.

britain, you are the guy (literally at this point) and the train is your government

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Sure, you can fuck someone up with the cricket mallet, but a toy gun (out of scale and proportion and with a red tip)? What?

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umm i'm a flemish lion sweety x

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>it's a yank gets mutthurt and dumps ebin pictures episode

It's particularly stupid because all European countries have licenses, if anything ours is the least restrictive one.

No, many examples of cops shooting white people as well. They're paranoid as fuck over there.

>french flag
>defending bongs
proxy 100%

>that ad
Sure it is, but even if it was, it says nothing about its use case. Someone could buy it as a monitor, or someone who already has a TV might be getting a second one. Who do they think they are fooling with this blatant farse?

based

>because I don't like yanks I'm a nigel

At least I'm not british

>least restrictive one
What are the steps to get a gun legally?
Here it goes something like this
>acquire a licence (pass exam from gun law + practically demonstrate you can shoot and safely handle a firearm)
>go to police station, unless you have a criminal record they have to issue you a license
>buy gun
>go to police to register it

This is one Jap tier post.

How do we make mutt memes punishable hate speech in the UK?

I meant the TV license. I've really no clue about firearms, from what I understand you have to be part of a hunting or a shooting club though.

>TV license
What?

Thank god I'm not British I pity them for stuff like this

Database, database, you living in the database.

Ban all velocity

Holy fuck those buttblasted br*ts
GOLDEN THREAD

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You think the British police would take my butter knife?

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Anything at all is better than being british in britain. I'd take pooing in the (not)looing any day over being a cuck like that.

WHAT THE FUCK GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER ffs

quintessentially this

>his country doesnt have mischief night
We do. At least in New England we do.

I am the angel of death, the time of purification is at hand.

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I can pick up a tile from the sidewalk and cause great damage to someones skull with it. Should those be banned too?

I don't pity them in the slightest, even on Jow Forums there are bongs who defend this retardation.

I don't know about everyone else but in my country we don't have posters implying that big brother is going to do unspeakable acts to us if we haven't paid our license

Or it's night.
Or there is a loud noise.
Or the hat drops.
Or...

They put those ads up because loads of people don't bother with the license at all. The license is functionally identical to Sweden, except in Sweden it's about €50 more expensive.

>Brits are literally not allowed to own tools

are you by any chance Myna Meisno Timpo Rtant?

They have those posters precisely because they can't do shit, it's a ploy to scare you into paying for the bbc. The only people they get with it though are the poor and thick foreigners who take media at face value

Ban momentum

You could do a lot of damage by running into someone

Is this real?

eh i like it.
it's a giggle
expat from yorkshire btw

50 year old women

euros dump mutt pictures to cope, whats the difference

You seem more ass blasted than anything desu

Americans are so utterly thin-skinned and incapable of handling the lightest ribbing you cannot post mutt pictures on Jow Forums. It's one of the only things you'll get a thread pruned for.

FUCKING S E E T H I N G

Ban life

calm the fuck down it's embarrassing, how old are you?

lol, good post

That's quite similar to here, for us it's

>Get a license by attending a 1 day course that demonstrates basic fire arm information and safety and then fill in an exam paper + demonstration of proper safety
>Get mailed a license
>Buy a gun

You provide your license when you buy a gun so it's automatically registered to you so no extra step there.

Although we have a tiered license system. Non-restricted, Restricted and Prohibited.

Non-Restricted is piss easy, anyone can do and get a gun as long as they have no mental health/criminal background. This lets you buy basically any regular shotgun or standard hunting rifle along with some more military type stuff, older usually, such as an SKS, ACR, M-14, VZ58, etc

Restricted is basically the same except you need another course/exam and you must provide a valid reason for needing a higher firepower weapon (Easiest method it to regularly visit a shooting range and say you want an upgraded license for target shooting and competition). Once that's done you can buy stuff such as AR-15, shot barrel shotguns, a Scorpion, Type 97, etc.

The last license, Prohibited, is basically impossible to get. It's mainly used for Museums or Police agencies or anywhere that might have collections of many guns.

Only caveats to all this is that 1) handguns are nearly impossible to get in Canada, 99% are prohibited, a few manage to fall under Restricted license, and 2) Magazine limits are awful, 5 round pin for rifles, 10 for handguns.

Drop the proxy Cleetus.

not even
but seething is not a good look mate just handle the banter

must be trolling, noone is this this underage

He's right though. Stop embarrassing us in front of the Seps.

Why are you such a pathetic pushover? You do know they delete threads making fun of Yanks?

>pathetic pushover
>Said by the guy who can't take a bit of shitposting and who's autistically replying to shit threads
ok m8

Jow Forums was even originally created purely to move the mutt threads to (they would get far too many reports), now it's an anachronism.

A rock to the head can kill you instantly. I guess you guys better ban rocks.

Brits on Jow Forums are generally as bad as Americans when it comes to being obnoxious, arrogant cunts happy to shit on everyone else but roll up like a ball the moment their receive a little of it back.
Both humourless, imperialistic fucks. Muh empire, muh bastion of civilisation, muh navy, muh cultural superpower. Can't handle a joke, though. A mirror is like kryoptonite.

>least restrictive one
Well police here don't come blasting through my house to confiscate gardening supplies and televisions

You're the one who keeps bumping it with your post policing, thick twat.

Not defending our nanny state shit but you do realise these were all confiscated off niggers in London who carry screwdrivers around to stab people with?

t.chink

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