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High Anglo Imperium edition

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>in the club
>drunk
>start dancing with a 3/10 hog
>she invites me to her place
>wants the sex
>can't get hard
>go back home disgusted with the man I am

so many hats flying in the last thread
let's just try to discuss philosophy like civilised men OKAY!?

Beginning to suspect that there is neither a god nor any kind of afterlife and that we're all just products of the cruel vagaries of evolution, stranded on a warm rock in the shadow of a dying star in a cold, unfeeling universe making its way towards an inevitable heat death

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tear down Grenfell and replace it with Poundbury 2.0

supposed to be studying but instead i'm reading old texts where she told me that she's never been able to open up to someone the way she does with me and that she thinks it's fate that we met and that she knows i'm not as open as her but that's okay because she still likes me anyway and i should always be myself

making me smile and feel good desu lads.

know a turbo normie girl who says she's too shy to pick up the phone when it rings

???

this. let's start with this masterpiece by a contemporary intellectual giant.

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Can't get over this, it must be photomanipulated.
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tay
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used to worry about this now I don't care anymore
look into Peter Wessel Zapffe

did you do any foreplay or what

sue

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der thöt

imagine getting your wolrdview based off some picture/link you saw on Jow Forums

o m days

aww how cute. old wh*Toid playing dressup

Hollywoods ramping it up recently

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Any catty man in

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sending a gdpr to Jow Forums

obviously wacky bruce
look at the edge on her tits and hip

need Charles as king quickly

yes it consisted of me trying to find her fanny between the folds of her belly

absolute cringe factory

im stoned. what do?

the fact that her head is as big as the babies goes to show that this infatuation has some rather questionable.... roots.

>people that came across as relatively intelligent babbling on about the royal wedding

Fucking hell

Was told Paris was a dirty shithole where nobody spoke English

Visited for a few days and it was beautiful and clean and lovely and everyone spoke English to me

it's neural networks is it? deepmind?

he ugly lmao

>A Spike Lee Joint
god I hate that

Want to hack into a national TV feed and broadcast this during an episode of the Big Bang Theory

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sending a gbu-12 to Jow Forums

what's that stupid mulatto's problem?

the klan doesn't even exist anymore

>a spike lee joint
cringe

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sort of jealous of south london man
different atmosphere ygm

Any Deptford man in? Up and coming truss me

would hate to have a daughter

Pimpin got harder
Cause hoes got smarter

always get mogged by some big brain when I make any serious posts on /brit/. Hate being a brainlet with no deep knowledge of any subject baka.

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well done ahrry......shes a beauty mate.....congratulations!!

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maybe you should have been more forceful and shoved her around to find it
or gone for a real "thrill" and made clear to her how disgusted you were by her
that might work

hungry for thighs now

reminder this canadian shithead is a currycel

want charles as our monarch

he'd completely change the face of urban development here

can someone explain to me what all the excitmenet over royal weddings is supposed to be about?

why do middle aged women and the media lose their shit over this?

don't they have sort of pomp and ceremony parades yearly?
doesn't virtually every country have pomp and ceremony parades? north koreans seem to have one every other day?

are parades that exciting?

the real people live down here

Disgusting runt dog.
Almost as bad as the pitbull tendency.

Would be good if you could say "I raised this one right". That would be an accomplishment.

would love to have a daughter

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people like parades lad

i take acid on my own but still go home for sunday roast

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Charles is a mix between a High Tory traditionalist and a Green Party New Age hippie activist

which honestly makes him perfect tbqh

Got to toil at 9am today
Just left the toilzone
1.5 hour commute ahead of me

TOILIFE (to the tune of Blur - Parklife)

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thought I was the only one on /brit/ who'd listened to that song

Want to eat that dog

it's for the fluoride stare crowd

theres a leaf who likes it as well

If that's true I'd recommend just relaxing for a bit and laying off the computer. Go to a class in something that will make you feel accomplished for studying, and put effort into reading a book, it can even be a fiction book. Second hand bookshops are good because you can go around and see whatever random stuff appeals to you and get a lot of good stuff at a bargain.

they got fuck all else going on do they

it's the prince charming fantasy drilled into them from a young age brought to life.

shithouses the pair of ya

>How dare this black man spike lee insult my fellow inbred racists, I only have my pale skin to be proud of and I like to broadcast that fact if I see a person of colour I immediately assume western world is dying and call them racial slurs. Shant be watching a feel good comedy as I'm a racist.

Charles will be a shit boring meme king and just dilute the monarchy's powers even further

honestly do think the majority of the population is thoroughly fluoridated beyond sensation.

imagine getting back from the call centre sticking your iceland pizza in the microwave and getting excited over the royal wedding scenes on tv for the next 4 waking hours.

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pure ideology

the consumptive element of capitalism serving the prestige and mystique of authority
and vice versa and so on

i unironically do this

what's the tune?

parliament is full of swindlers and schemers and Charles wants to fix this country
prefer him over the politicians

Probably going to take up boxing soon. Primary intention is fitness and self defence but I'm hopeful it may yield a gf as well.

>muh fluoride

nah
people are just very dull to begin with

*sniffs>honestly do think the majority of the population is thoroughly fluoridated beyond sensation.
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they bring up the klan as if its relevant as a brush to tar all white people you dozey cunt

what do they pay for your services lad?

we'll take him
Duke of Columbia

>Charles wants to fix this country
Source of this?
What, some meme documentary he did moaning about London architecture? Bollocks. He'll turn Britain into Congo

thats the point. shes objectively very fit but shes gone for someone thats not handsome And That's A Good Thing as it says a lot about her character and what shes like off camera

>get bored of going commando
>sneak into sister's room
>wear her panties
Ah, much better

Capitalism and feudalism are incompatible, neither "serves" the other.

fuck every single person on the island of ireland

Charles "ZOG" Windsor

spike lee hasn't made a good film since 'clockers'
which is a kino piece

What is it that makes everyone hate on Jews?

Is it because they are an insular culture?
Is it because they are very successful and always end up being rich?
Is it some cultural habits of theirs that piss of their neighbours?

It seems like in particular it is not Jews, but Jewish communities that provoke anger.

Always been fascinated with Jews, since I found out my ancestors were Jews who eventually converted to Christianity.

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best post in the thread

milkavelli ft bakar - lock n load

Ah yes the slowthai/octavian/milkaveli/sam wise mandem

saw a ridiculously good looking lad on the bus today
looked just like one of those photoshopped "this is what a real man looks like" pictures posted here with the strong jaws and heavy brows
and full lips too but get this, lad was a ginger
did a double take when I saw him he was that good looking and i'm not even gay
first time seeing someone that objectively attractive, a bit humbling to be quite honest

Even the loyalists?!

DID I STUTTER?!

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>Source of this?

>"For the past 15 years I have been entirely motivated by a desperate desire to put the “Great” back into Great Britain. Everything I have tried to do—all the projects, speeches, schemes, etc.—have been with this end in mind. And none of it has worked, as you can see too obviously! In order to put the “Great” back I have always felt it was vital to bring people together, and I began to realise that the one advantage my position has over anyone else’s is that I can act as a catalyst to help produce a better and more balanced response to various problems. I have no “political” agenda—only a desire to see people achieve their potential; to be decently housed in a decent, civilised environment that respects the cultural and vernacular character of the nation; to see this country’s real talents (especially inventiveness and engineering skills) put to best use in the best interests of the country and the world (at present they are being disgracefully wasted through lack of co-ordination and strategic thinking); to retain and value the infrastructure and cultural integrity of rural communities (where they still exist) because of the vital role they play in the very framework of the nation and the care and management of the countryside; to value and nurture the highest standards of military integrity and professionalism, as displayed by our armed forces, because of the role they play as an insurance scheme in case of disaster; and to value and retain our uniquely special broadcasting standards which are renowned throughout the world. The final point is that I want to roll back some of the more ludicrous frontiers of the 60s in terms of education, architecture, art, music, and literature, not to mention agriculture! Having read this through, no wonder they want to destroy me, or get rid of me…!"

-The Prince of Wales, in a 1993 letter to Tom Shebbeare, then director of the Prince's Trust

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Charles is a monumental wet end with some truly dire ideas, notably homeopathy.

The royal family would do well to force his abdication/orchestrate another car crash.

>I've never interacted with a single Jew

you know if you haven't it's not even worth explaining because you won't get it; but there's a reason they've been consistently hated

made how 90% of food in supermarkets is really unhealthy for you.

on a diet at the moment and eating according to calories and getting vitamins and minerals - and its just apparent that almost everything except for basic ingredients is just not good for you.

people eating a 4 pack of donuts at work for lunch
the kids walking around eating chicken and chips after school
the SJW girl at toil is 'a bit of a healthnut' eating a flapjack that has been absolutely soaked in syrup.

mad

Capitalism is as subversive as Marxism

They both consider the fundamental social condition in terms of material

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Charles will make Brexit Great Again

Unironically prefer ghetto nigs to soyboys

the american creature

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reckon we should have a second civil war

don't know what we'd fight about but it'd shake things up a bit wouldn't it

bit gay