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France will win the WC

eoman

can hear my mum doing a big poo

IDIOT

I give Harry and his bint 3 years before divorce.

i don't need syrup i aint got a cough
wanna box got 8 in the loft

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anime

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AMEN

>>Cormac McCarthy

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What anime are you fellas watching this season?

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AMEN

look at China now, none of that would've been possible without Mao

Who fucking makes these?

who got the ban pic

2 WORLD WARS
1 WORLD CUP

Angel made in heaven

>>Cormac McCarthy

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Watching Rome again lads

pure kino

without Mao it'd be even better
Deng managed to save China from Mao's retardation

Tadakun wa koi wo shinai
amanchu advance
Otaku ni koi ha muzukashii
Hinamatsuri

I was banned from Facebook for 24hrs for stating that it would be applauded if Israel & all its coward supporters was burned to hell for the mass murder it's carrying out.
Apparently it's ok to actually commit mass murder.. just not talk about it on Facebook.
Cunts are cunts no matter the flag.

Balsamic vinegar is a god-tier condiment tbqh.

She just exudes sex. A world class fuck who knows it. Down for anything I'm sure. Can't totally blame Harry for preferring that some frigid posh cunt, has probably heard enough horror stories from his bro too.

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QT

ah yes mao was a big fan of mass debt issuance

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Dropped it after the first season, cuckolding is not for me.

in another thread some guy claimed those "weapon sweeps" are from stop and frisking nig nogs

i find it very hard to believe the UK has stop and frisk, aren't these "weapon sweeps" actually just finding garbage lying around on the ground?

really don't like slowthais new direction desu
wish he would've stuck to the sound he had on jiggle and t n biscuits
youtube.com/watch?v=-uW5NuD8O6Q

haha nice x

rubbery skinned abomination

>Gormak mukarthee

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bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-44144705

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Hmmm what to say...well firstly I'm a Muslim so if that bothers you feel free to leave ~bye~

I'm also a feminist, mancunian bookworm. If you're a Tory please don't contact me. I eat Tories for breakfast.

I like playing board games and wild parties and long conversations over whisky or wine or tea. If this sounds like fun then message me ~

rorke

literally btfo'd every single landlord, gave the land to the people then killed off half of china's population because he knew they were too many anyway

also, the long march is fascinating

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Be my lover
I don't want another
My angel from heaven

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There's so much beauty and love in the world if you're willing to look for it lads. You need to look past the trivialities of human society.

Please don't spend your lives in bitterness and hatred. Ok? For me? x

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hey x

6ix 9ine wore team Jordan's at my school when we was in 9th grade . I stepped on them every time .
And he always said in his little Spanish nigga voice he said
"Aye deg y u stepped on my shoes niggy dat shit ain't funni deg"

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>muslim feminist

screeching

if he actually earned it, more power to him
hope he didn't just get handed the position for free out of guilt and fear of being called racist

*inhales deeply*

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good taste la

Can a lad get a pic?

don't watch new anime
rewatching a bit of maison ikkoku, and I may watch tatami galaxy again

>Somalian
Would consider sending them to the gas chambers before the gyppos, vile abominations.

i only like white girl feet
but that's just me, it's just who i am

>if he actually earned it, more power to him

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only da real dons will get dis share n subscribe

What’s this?

>reading books
A bit homosexual

:3

the new LotGH
everything looks shite as per usual

Use a lot of British idioms in my daily speech. Nobody ever has a clue what I'm talking about. Like I tell someone to "wind your neck in" and they're just like "huh?"

The 'itter

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lame stream media is just desperate for another dress gimmick.
yanny laurel is NOT happening

runt of a 'at

it's laurel

smack that thing

got you covered la

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:))

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>watching West Ham Everton highlights
>pickford is going to WC

oh dear

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youtu.be/6FM93unokOg

bought mentol filter at the paki shop and now your man thinks I'm a bender, he asked me if they were for my girlfriend and after I told him I don't have one he said "me neither"

>lame stream media

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Want to lick her shitter like an apple fritter

OH NO NO NO

nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-lawyer-big-mouth-shut-racist-rant-viral-article-1.3994773

I don't see colour me, don't care if your black white or purple.
#retweetifnursesshouldgetpaidasmuchaspremiershipplayers

yeah he's not gonna play though

oh my GOD there's a BLACK man in the england team!!!!

Can you believe it!?!?!?! I mean like it's 2018!!!!

hope you're kidding but I do wish 'mate' was socially acceptable to say, plenty of people write it here but would never say it. Prefer it so much to pal, dude, or buddy, because you can say it without sounding condescending

forster should have been no1 years ago. would be a legend now

That’s a pile of shit kys.

*whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiif*
ayy dats the good stuff mang

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>wind your neck in
never heard anyone say this except on /brit/

as with half the shite people say on here.

>premiership
going back a bit there mate

Can guarantee 4/5 England players will get injured in training alone.

looks like my cat aha

"wind your neck in" is quite confrontational, if you use it regularly in daily life you're probably a dick tbf

>watching footy
>portley vs ejee volke
>ngubu scores 3 goals in 20 minutes
he's going to PSG next year I tell you

feet without arse or legs is NOT nice

>feel really tense and uncomfortable
>light up a cigarette
>inhale smoke
>feel much better

>2 hours later

>feel really tense and uncomfortable
>light up a cigarette
>inhale smoke
>feel much better
>...

Noticed a lack of posts regarding what /brit/ would want done to their testicles in recent weeks.

the gf wants me to hit her when we have sex but it's a turn off for me lads

like I could maybe get behind slapping her on the bum but she wants to be hit in the face