>tfw Ameriboo
I grew up with 80s and 90s American films, music, television, culture etc. I haven't visited USA yet but I dream of getting the citizenship and drive through all the states until I settle in one and find an American wife. I love the USA so much and would die for the country and people.
Anyone feel the same?
me too
I wish I were american
we eurogutans don't know what freedom is
based
please respond to me Americans
well then, move here. better you than somebody from an undeveloped country
give green card! I will marry you
just hop over the southern border like everyone else. can't be that hard
Glad you genuinely don't think of us as Israel's slaves (I hope, but then again you could be ironic here).
you'll grow out of it
I'm not ironic, ever since early childhood I've dreamt of america
just come over for "vacation" and dont leave not like anyone is going to notice you
the only catch is that in media you just see the happy middle and upper classes. when visiting America you will see the vast poor areas where jobs are nonexistent and everyone lives off of welfare driving 15+ year old Japanese cars.
of course if you stay out of the big cities you don't see this as much, but its still there sucking up your tax dollars
After I am done studying I will go to Mexico and jump the Rio Grande. Freedom or death.
Can we switch spots? I’d rather be Norwegian than American desu
How feasible is going to Cuba and hop on a raft to Florida?
Please immigrate here, and bring as many northern Europeans with you as possible.
For some reason I can't help but feel patriotic towards America, even though I've never even been there and still don't plan to.
Israeli psychomancy is no joke mang
Or that anyone who notices will even care.
Nobody cares about illegal European migrants unless they're slavs
cartelmen are camping the river to extort and shoot people lately, don't even try, so use any other way in, and there are a few
obama ended wet feet dry feet right before he left.
I've lived in a few different states over ther and it's shit. It's nice on the surface but stuff we take for granted like free education and almost free healthcare and high speed cheap internet and cheap medicine make it way better to live here.
what would happen if someone (not me) would come to the US, ditch all IDs and claim to suffer from amnesia when eventually asked for SSN or birth certificate?
>suffer from amnesia
no way that works, but i guess its possible and depending on where you live people wont even care especially if your skin is not brown and you can speak english
It'd be very difficult to pull off, they would give you some serious testing to prove that you weren't lying and you would probably fail. There's only ever been one case of a dude being confirmed to have actual soap-opera amnesia where he woke up after a head injury and remembered nothing from before that day.
what if someone pretended to be jewish while they're at it? "oy vey, I have lost my mind. I can barely speak English and all I can remember is a hazy bar mitzvah"
They'd call the local Jews (who all know each other and gossip) and they would immediately sell you under the bridge because you're not one of them.
Me too, I've grown up with American pop culture, but later in life I've been more in tune with other cultures and my own thanks to the internet, an realized how limited the American culture is.
so the best bet would be to go live in some really small county where no one gives a shit about paperwork, or become one of those seemingly crazy hobo dudes who live off the grid?
>tfw feel kind of similar about norway
this might be the best trade deal in the history of trade deals
Would an American guy marry a Frenchfaggot qt for the greencard ?
>become one of those seemingly crazy hobo dudes who live off the grid
This would work, wear a ratty coat, jeans, boots, and drink wine from the nearest dumpster and beg for coins. Nobody will bother trying to check your information because they'll fear being stabbed to death. I dunno how this would be an improvement over being homeless in Finland though
America was cool in the 80's and 90's, Chuck Norris, Metallica, Terminator, Jeffrey Dahmer etc. But since the 2000's it's kinda stale and lost its appeal.
yeah, come on in
>Foreign Ameriboos
I don't mean to be ungracious, but these sorts of people make me cringe. There isn't much to write home about in this place yet all sorts of foreign shitskins still seem to see treat this place as sort of Camelot. Seriously, the Old World has a lot more going for it and it would be grand if people began migrating there.
Why cant you just take the citizenship test or do you not want to pay taxes
I'm not against you immigrating. I really want anyone who is law-abiding and pays more in taxes than they will receive in benefits to immigrate; but I don't think that your life here will be that much better than in Norway. Other than the weather and natural beauty, what is better about life in the US than life in Norway? So it's easier to say non-PC things in the US, is that really a reason to immigrate? Who cares about nice weather when you'll just be indoors most of the time working or shitposting at home? You don't exactly see the national parks every day; you can probably see them even more as a European since you have mandatory vacation days.
maybe you think, "USA is a powerful force for good in the world, and I want to be a part of that". Well, Norway is also a powerful force in the world (especially proportionate to the very few citizens it has); and you can probably have more impact as 1 of 5 million Norwegians, than you can as 1 of 325 million Americans.
How can one be an Ameriboo? Im not a self hating American but I can understand why anyone would be an Ameriboo.
I'm already an alkie so the better climate would be nice
>Why cant you just take the citizenship test
isn't there a metric fuckton of other shit you have to provide for full citizenship? proof that you have a job lined up being the most important, U.S. seems to only legally import people who have at least a H1-B
I love my country. If you move here move to a good white republican state.