Brits banter europeans

>brits banter europeans
>europeans invent the "licence for that" meme and the hackney weapon sweep thing
>quality banter all round
>americans see the memes
>IS THIS REAL? OMG BRITS REALLY CAN'T OWN SCREWDRIVERS OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS
>global boker face
why can't americans differentiate banter from reality?

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>americans being dumb
Well colour me surprised

I can take the loicense meme, but the "Brits are ugly" stuff is pretty hurtful.

Amerimutts get depicted as literal inhuman creatures m8

hope your banter license is up to date and you paid the additional american fees

oi mate, you got a license to post amerimutt memes?

*colours you*
now you are a nigger :D

you are above them

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Imagine living there

T. Achmed mohammed
What does merkels pussy taste like, eurocuck?
Stay mad you obsessed cunts

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Why do Bosnians on Jow Forums hate the UK so much?

I failed my tv licence exam now I can't watch the news

europeans going on about a license is even dumber though.

There, there guvna! Stiff upper lip and all that. Carry on!
Pip pip!

>be british
>be so butthurt in one thread you make another thread
Why do Brits get so butthurt over a little banter?

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>serrated edge
Oi! Ban dis here illegal assualt noife!

>be Britbong
>Americans live in your head rent free

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Why do Americans *need* assault butter knives?

Somebody was probably carrying that with him while in public for whatever reason. It's still a long blade so I don't see the problem.

More like
>be anyone
>Americans live in your head rent free

Ban long rifles and long knifes.
look, it even has a black tactical handle on it.

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They are already banned in public, what are you trying to say?

Lmao imaging how the S E E T H I N G Rupert made a whole separate thread
NO NO NO

You'd have an easier time killing someone with a sharp pencil

Is that why you won't fuck off out our general?

Sure but that's different. In any case I don't really agree with the UK treating butter knives as weapons but considering how absolutely trashy their lower class people are, strict measures must be implemented.

>I don't really agree with the UK treating butter knives as weapons
Do people think this is actually a thing?

>yanks keep making threads about bongs and generally being unfunny as fuck about it
>fuck off mutt
>WOW WE'RE LIVING IN YOUR HEAD RENT FREE YOU CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT US EVERYONE IS OBSESSED WITH US
peak mutt delusion

also Mike Stuchbery is an Australian leftist

>Americans live in your head
It would have to be big.

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Oi mate, have you a loicence for carrying that autism?

I don't know, in Greece, every blade longer than a certain limit is illegal to carry in public. I don't know if butter knives apply and if a cop found a butter knife on you he'd probably chuckle and let you go but that's because the law can be very lax here.

>Get so upset about one thread that you have to make multiple in response
So this... is the power... of the Briths bantsmasters.........

.........


.....whoa........

Don't you have a l'empereur Macron thread to go be pathetic in?

are the hackney police fage nuice now ?

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kind of, it's deceptive framing

FUCK OFFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF you were making us look bad in the other thread and now your seething arse is ruining this thread

>you were making us look bad in the other thread
I wasn't in any other thread, you cringey fucking retard.
Stop taking Jow Forums so seriously. It's past your bedtime.

>wahh the Americans are saying mean things
grow some thicker skin

When I was 18 I bought a decent length switch blade from a store in Sydney, near Central station. I was bored and there was an hour wait for the train back down the coast and dumb cunt me thought buying a knife I had no use for would be a good idea.
The lady didn't ask for ID but she did ask if I was in a gang. They're probably a lot stricter today, given it was a little over a decade ago.
One problem is that even if knives are confiscated from suspect cunts, they'll use a screwdriver or some other tool, often sharpened, as a substitute. All it takes is some little cunt with a screwdriver poked into your back or side passing by in the shadows at night to be convincing enough to hand over your wallet or whatever the fucker is after.

Maybe instead of various licenses aimed at curbing weapon attack rates, governments should means test pregnancy. Some little rat cunt knocks up a dumb teenager slut with no sense, common or not, to spare? Go China style and force the scum to abort. Those types of cretins will never contribute to society but they are guaranteed to be a menace and get involved in crime.

>WERE NOT KEKED NOBODY SHOULD BE ABLE TO WALK AROUND WITH BOXCUTTERS FOR NO REASON
PHAHAHAH OH NO NO NO

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this post makes you look bad. you shouldn't have posted at all.

You literally cannot poke fun at Yanks because one of your janitors gets anal fissured and either prunes threads or moves them to Jow Forums. You're in no position to go on about anyone having thin skin.

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why are so many fingolians on Jow Forums so incredibly bitter about us all the time
as a country i genuinely don't think we've had any interaction with finland at all

stop lying you massive faggot, its just mutt threads that get deleted ever other amerihate thread stays up
because you genuinely are pathetic and you try to look good by out critisism when its entirely justified

Get off my cock you chinky-eyed twat, I wasn't talking to you.

anglos really are vermins that can not be held accountable for their fuck-ups

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>mean things
*stupid things

>tfw me and my brother brang a shotgun to show-and-tell in primary
imagine doing that nowadays

... ok
i thought you were genuinely asking a question

like isn't taking Jow Forums too seriously

OP is definitely a paki

Yes we've had, you bombed us during the grand duchy and you lied about helping us out in the winter war

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I agree *upvotes your post*

Well that escalated quickly.

>grow some thicker skin
ใงใ™ใ€‚

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Be honest, you did not give a genuine answer. Literally no one that laughs at you think there is a proper circumstance where confiscation of a screwdriver is reasonable

It was just a personal anecdote, am I missing something?

sorry m8 can't tell what you're trying to say in your fingrish nonsense, so I'll just guess that you're bitter as fuck for no real reason.

seriously though, why are so many finns so resentful about britfags? why do you even care?

lmao what. is this seriously the reason you're all so mad at us all the time? jesus that's dull

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>pretending to be retarded

>seriously though, why are so many finns so resentful about britfags?
You genuinely are some of the worst people ive seen post on Jow Forums or any imageboard

>lmao what. is this seriously the reason you're all so mad at us all the time? jesus that's dull
i couldnt give less of a shit about history, i just answered your question

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when they're stashed in abush in the middle of a public park?
because thats when it happens

>You genuinely are some of the worst people ive seen post on Jow Forums or any imageboard
same with finns m8. I honestly don't get why there are so many of you mongol snowniggers on this board or this website, it's not as if there are that many of you.

its just litter at that point

The thread

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Finns are weirdly enthusiastic about supporting the EU.

It's just that your solution to the problem is pretty extreme.

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Never forget.

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Do you have a loicense to use those big boi word, bruv?

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lmao, how do you know who is scum before they're born

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He's angry because of pic related.
It's in his genes, he can't help it.

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@89729509

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>tfw bad at banter

At least im not a brit though

Insecurity and hatred of Russia (can't really fault them there though).

This does seem to be the case. Not long ago I saw an insane finn having an angry meltdown about Brexit and about how 'Britain isn't European' any more, and how Britain has "left Europe" and "betrayed Europe" by leaving the EU.

It's strange because when you think of the main EU countries, you don't exactly think of Finland.

case in point. finns are unfunny mongol snowniggers who are incredibly bitter about britain for no real reason. almost as bad as turks from what I've seen tbqh. rangeban

How is it extreme? No one is harmed in such an approach.

>how do you know who is scum before they're born
Their parents are scum, their parents parents are scum. It's called stopping the cycle because people born into poverty, drugs and crime have next to no hope.

>any of that
>bad
lmao, soyboy

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>why do they hate me so

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>what is televisiolupamaksu

I know, I was just shitting on him

>when the underagers invades and their feefees get hurt

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it's perfectly valid to ask why you obsessively hate a country that has very little to do with you
how many angry anti-britbong images do you have on your pc m8? is it a weird amount?

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2 of these posts are mine and if you add them up they havent even been 10 posts of them
i think youre the one whos obsessed here

>methinks you're obsessed for pointing out how demonstrably obsessed I am with ur cuntry
I literally don't give a shit about Finland. It's pretty much a non-country.
You on the other hand have a weird and bitter fixation with *nglos, while you speak english, on an anglo website. Aren't there any finnish websites for you to fuck around on? horseback forums or some shit?

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Don't you literally need a license in order to drive within London?

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>checking the archives everytime someone posts an image
if that isnt peak obsession i dont know what it

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imagine being so butthurt about brexit that you felt the need to make that image

>Don't you literally need a license in order to drive within London?

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>poger_face.jpg

yeah m8 effortlessly clicking two buttons to show how often you post the anti-anglo images you have saved on your pc is totally comparable to all the angry posts you feel the need to make about anglos
pointing out that you're obsessed makes me obsessed. that definitely makes sense

Oi govnah do you ave a loicense for tha' burn lointmen' on ya bum?

I, the noble man of honor, quite simply called you out on being a filthy lying rat with inbred teeth

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>Finn talking about either inbreeding or teeth
o i am laffin

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Don't worry japs are ugly too

Holy fuck.

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no u

So are you pretending to be retarded/underaged or...? Eternal anglos, everyone

>ur mad
so does your health insurance plus tip cover the psychiatric help you need for your delusions
do you honestly believe that everyone is always thinking about you

do ya believe in ghosts

>advocating for forced abortions
Hello Chang, enjoying life in Australia?

>burn lointmen' on ya bum?
speak for yourself, shart

Last month NHS administrators decided that it was illegal for the parents of a child to remove their own child from a state run hospital. Fuck off back to your dystopian hellhole.

>Fuck off back to your dystopian hellhole

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>brainless yanks feel personally threatened by bongs pulling the plug on a brainless baby

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