Not a single happy day

yeah that's your mom that old battle axe

There was a guy in Indonesia recently who claimed to be 146, they always say the paperwork is lost

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Are you Chechen?

yes

>co.uk
Lie

Извинитe

The UK is North Korea on steroids.
>why don't you like diversity and gay shit?
>pay your BBC license.
Thank Wodan they are out of the EU. Fuck everything British.

youtube.com/watch?v=lbhnVhVq3MY

Извинилcя тeбe зa щeкy.

Why do Caucasians get to much older than other Russians?
The North Caucasus district has the highest life expectancy in the entire country, the people there life 6 years longer than Russians in the Far East

for Chechens it could be not drinking alcohol?

why are you apologising? its not like your question hurts me somehow

Lol.
But yeah saying that "in russia it's better not to live past your retirement age" is quite common.
Btw retirement age for males is only slightly below male life expectancy anyway, and they plan to elevate it even more.

It an ancient Russian tradition

Bижy гopнoгo мyжчинy - извиняюcь.

Clear mountains nature, lack of vodka and genetics?

My guess would be that Russians have a more degenerate life style (alcohol, drugs) while Caucasians live in rural areas and eat natural food, and don't touch vodka
I've also noticed that the life expectancy drops the further east you go

>>not a single happy day
>such is life in russia

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It's not me (the asker of that question), but some memeboy retard from sosach who thinks this joke is funny. We both should set him on a bottle

Probably

but only russian men die early, the women live longer

Russian women are vampires who drink men's blood and that's why men live so short in this cuntry. Don't ever deal with em, if you want a good wife, marry some Arab or Chinese woman.

youtube.com/watch?v=J8AK7uX_La0

What a bullshit! Russian whores are the best!

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What people need to be happy?

>But yeah saying that "in russia it's better not to live past your retirement age" is quite common.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vasily_Smyslov

Wow, what a sad end for a world chess champion. Died in poverty in some shitty commieblock apartment and was nearly blind from cataracts he couldn't afford to get treated.

>posting your face on Jow Forums

>nearly blind from cataracts he couldn't afford to get treated.
Almost USA tier

Such life in Russia

I wish. Unfortunately Medicare isn't legally allowed to deny you any treatment no matter what the cost.

Screw. Baby. Boomers.

to be honest, this complete ban of alcohol has only been a thing since like 2007-8ish, I don't remember exact year but it happened within my adolescence

>be Dutch
>be pruning marijuana plants
>accidentally slice finger open with pruning shears
>think to yourself "Good thing I have free and universal health care unlike those backwards Ameriburgers"
>go to hospital
>wait in line for hours behind 50 Moroccans
>develop gangrene and blood poisoning
>die

Is that what Fox News told you? You fucking americuck

Fuck it, I'm checking out at 70.

He also had no kids or grandkids to look after him and his wife.

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I loved my grandad and grandma of the other side of the family, but i was happy and glad when they each died.
Grandma had rekt knees, no knee lube or whatever it is that greases the knees when we walk, so her each step was painfull, for at east 15 years. I helped her out with chores and always made us coffee, turkish style because she was muslim, so we would sit and talk for hours. She wanted to die, she told it herself, prayed for a soon death, and i was understanding but let her know that she is not the one to decide shit when it comes to that. We laughed about it a lot. She was 87.
Grandpa on the other hand, not her husband but other side, dads side, he was a healthy big old man 88 years when he got cancer, or he probably got it early but ignored it. Accepted his death, bought the grave, had it dug out, duvided the property and made a will, then went to the operation that only stalled the death for year and half.
We talked a lot on his death bed, i joked about when we have to carry his corpse, he was thin as a skelleton, it was the last time he laughed, i also joked about the cascet refferencing him not caring about the inside of it, also how i will skimm money from it. Dark jokes but he laughed.
He wanted to die really bad when the canver spread to kidneys and liver, he was suffering until he fell in a coma and died.

>Grandma had rekt knees, no knee lube or whatever it is that greases the knees when we walk

Cartilage. She had no cartilage left in her knees so it was basically bone scraping on bone.

Can you be more cucked?

Хaхa look! A living cuckold!

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Where was that hilarious event?

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>whatever it is that greases the knees when we walk
nigga what

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Navalniy's meeting, 2017.

my sides are gone

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>It's not me (the asker of that question), but some memeboy retard from sosach who thinks this joke is funny
and it's realy funny, yeah

Russia is shit because it's full of Russians.

Hey how is it going you diluted paki/black/arab mixed mutt?

is this a typical russians? what Jow Forums think?

youtube.com/watch?v=b1DzZ-AMYuM

lol

>how is it going you diluted paki/black/arab mixed mutt?
Still better than russia LEL

youtu.be/-mYoEpVXFbs

"cтpaнa-кyкoлд"...Good!

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My ancestor :)

>My ancestor :)

That capt. is an ancestor of both of us.

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The fuck? How old is this? It looks like 1997 in there.

Why the fuck is this so funny

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russia is a quadrillion times better than great shitstain

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Volga German plz.

Ha бyтылкy, pycaк

The number of centenarians keeps climbing; the 2010 census reported 53,000 Americans aged 100 or greater, up from 50,000 as reported by the 2000 census.

>Unfortunately Medicare isn't legally allowed to deny you any treatment no matter what the cost.
However, it's only basic like universal healthcare you don't get the really high end treatments. Also, emergency rooms always have to treat you but Euros won't pay attention to either post.

>Cartilage. She had no cartilage left in her knees so it was basically bone scraping on bone.
Some people also lack the kind of thick lubricating fluid but you can get injections for that.

It's just the ecology and good food.

But long living Caucasians is actually a Soviet meme. It appeared because in pre-Revolutionary time there was no centralized recording of their birthdate. I'm saying it as a person who is from Caucasus.

>Volga German plz.
This, he shits up every Russian thread.

Yeah it's funny when you hear an old person complain that they outlived all their friends, but it's mathematically impossible to outlive your entire generation, even if you live to 100, there's still some 50,000 other souls who could have been born during the same presidential administration as you and listened to the same music growing up.

in the 2005 edition of the guinness world records book, they say it was a 122yr old granny from your country.

In a lot of areas with less than perfect record keeping, elderly people's ages often get exaggerated to become much greater than they are.

That was Jeanne Calment and unlike some centenarians whose true age is questionable, she had more than ample evidence to prove that she was born in 1875, including a birth certificate and photos of herself as a young woman.

He also seems to be on Jow Forums at least 16 hours a day every day.

Per the 2010 census, this breaks down the total elder population by state by people in their 70s, 80s, 90s, and centenarians, and note the lopsided numbers for Florida and California.

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>I worked all my life
Fun fact, this is the most common regret of dying people.

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Is that Chernobyl?

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russia has the best lolis

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>russia has the best lolis

What do you mean, amigo?

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Noxcho wui xo?

Why Americans are so goddamn ignant, jesus

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Russia or Ukraine desu.

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>Western capitalism
>the state exists solely to serve the interests of megacorporations, politicians become lickspittles of lobbyists

>Russian capitalism
>megacorporations/oligarchs exist solely because the state lets them, businessmen become lickspittles to politicians

Basically the same shit, though in the eastern variant the state gets to keep the pants in the relationship, thus at least avoiding refugee (neoslave labor) fuckery from lobbies

My sides didn't stood a chance

>hough in the eastern variant the state gets to keep the pants in the relationship, thus at least avoiding refugee (neoslave labor) fuckery from lobbies
there is a ton of extremely cheap, basically slave labour in Russia in the form of foreign central asian workers though