>tfw we buttfucked Germany, Japan and the Soviet Union
Honestly impressive as hell. Tell us how badass we are. Go ahead it's ok.
Tfw we buttfucked Germany, Japan and the Soviet Union
Lincoln Nelson
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Julian Rogers
>b-but u lost to r-rice farmers!!!!
t. seething Europoor
Daniel Turner
You didn't fight the vatniks head on during the Cold War though
Matthew Foster
>killed 3 million+ and lost 40,000
>America lost though!
They didn't even come close to our waters or airspace and we captured their capital in two weeks. Just classic Asian shit where they never surrender, or if they come close their government goes full North Korea and buries entire villages alive.
>fighting Russia head on in the Cold War
What?!
Eli Morris
Leftist Democrats in Congress cost us the war. We'd basically won by 1972 and had they not cut funding to Saigon off, we could have kept things stabilized like Korea post-1953.
Hudson Cox
stop talking like a caricature to gather replies you dumbfuck
Julian Cox
>beat all three
>lose global empire due to angry cheeto
Jordan Bennett
*snort*
is this the obesity talking or are you really that dumb ?
Thomas Campbell
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Noah Reyes
Brandon Miller
>89748939
>lose global empire due to angry cheeto
We lost the empire when bush decided to invade Iraq.
Thomas Rogers
>Russia
>not Soviet Union
Lucas Collins
Suez Canal
Nolan Hall
Iraq was a stab, trump is refusing to treat the wound and saying thoughts and prayers will heal it
Jayden Baker
Yeah Americas power is impressive but you wouldn't have defeated us without the USSR and the UK, Japan yes
Adam Anderson
Wow didn't know tunisia could look that comfy
Jackson Davis
>we captured their capital in two weeks
When did that happen?
Adrian Young
Britbongs won during the Malayan Emergency,Borneo Emergency though
Ethan Stewart
>but you wouldn't have defeated us without the USSR and the UK, Japan yes
There was a Bomb with your name on it.
Joseph Long
>TFW my Great Uncle died in WW2 and the U.S. military sent a letter saying it was in North Africa.
>It was North of Rome where he died.
Jace Long
>Yes, yes, you did unilaterally win and shape the planet in your favor... HOWEVER
Charles Wilson
a nuke?
you wouldn't have had a way to drop it on us without the UK and the USSR
sorry to hear that
you didn't "unilaterally win", "shape the planet in your favor", yes, but only because it was convenient for the others too
Jack Anderson
>you wouldn't have had a way to drop it on us without the UK and the USSR
Jose King
how?
Xavier Reed
*bombs the stock exchange*
Henry Flores
>germany
>war starts in 39
>enters in 41
>3-4 years to won
>germany fighting in multiple fronts
>japan
>let japan attack to gain a casus belis
>japanese don't make a real attack
>japanese made so many mistakes that is nearly impossible to anyone lose to then
>without the atomic bombs millions of soldiers would die in the invasion
>could drop that shit in empty areas to have the same response from japaneses, but droped it in cities just to test the effects in cities and people
>soviet union
>communist economy
USA are the guy that enters in th end of game, play a little, have some luck but think its a fucking superhero e saved the game. Without external help (from france) they would not even be independent.
Robert White
>sorry to hear that
Yeah, my grandfather was his younger brother fighting under Patton in Italy then and I think it affected him. I'm just used they labled Italy as North Africa.
Oddly enough one ofmy German relatives was serving in the Wermacht Engineering Corp. in Italy as well before surrending to the British and spending the rest of the war on Canada (He also fought on the Western front in WW1 as a machine Gunner)
Isaac Young
wouldn't have worked, WW2 bombers without fighter escorts were flying coffins
well it was the same units that fought in North Africa and Italy I think
one of my great uncles fell too in WW2, march 1945 during the defense of Silesia
Julian Anderson
>Pentagon Papers have the top brass literally, unequivocally saying that we can't win and we're basically going through the motions
>Vietnamese government (who we are dying to protect) has a coup every 3 months or so
>DUDE IT WAS THE LEFTISTS LMAO
Typical uneducated response that absolves all the actual guilty parties of responsibility. Literally a "stab-in-the-back" myth with a cartoonish villian to keep the goyim voting Republican.
Hunter Flores
>well it was the same units that fought in North Africa and Italy I think
>one of my great uncles fell too in WW2, march 1945 during the defense of Silesia
Yeah a lot ofy German side that died, died on the Eastern Front and one also at sea.
Joseph Turner
Soviets would have curb stomped NATO in Europe during the 1970s though it was their numerical and technological height
Parker Brown
Juan Evans
>warsaw pact
lol, it would have instantly dissolved and the soviets would be fighting both nato and their former ''allies''
Chase Allen
>lol, it would have instantly dissolved
Dumbest meme ever East Germans were the ultimate unironic vatniks
Joseph Garcia
Yeah i guess thats why they had to build a wall to keep them in.
Nicholas Sullivan
Just like how the Red Army collapsed in on itself in 1941 literal Hitler tier idiocy, good thing NATO were smarter than that.
Ryan Sanchez
what
Leo Ward
the Berlin wall is a real thing build to prevent Germans from fleeing their socialist paradise.
Parker Williams
You are spouting nonsense nobody would have dared to do jack shit especially when the Soviets already have military bases inside the country ready to knock the shit out any resistance such as the Prague Spring etc. The Soviets wouldn't be morons either they would make the Polish Peoples Army fight the German Bundeswehr etc
Nicholas Wright
>they would make the Polish Peoples Army fight the German Bundeswehr etc
And lose?
Jackson Wilson
sorry sometimes i forget the internet is full of 12 year olds
bye have a nice life
Bentley Butler
They would have Soviet support and the Bundeswehr would be running over the Rhine
spiegel.de
Yes I made up these chart straight from NATO's homepage, also nice redditspacing
Blake Wright
The Bundeswehr was flying worse aircraft than the Nationale Volksarmee at the time literal flying coffin. NATO tank tech was worse than the Soviets at the time especially since the launch of the T-72.
Ayden Barnes
Man these Euros are fucking mad as hell.
>y-yeah y-you won but that only because....um.... it was easy! Yeah, y-yeah that's right it was easy! You're actually bad haha I win!
Cognitive dissonance at it's finest right here folks.
Brandon Scott
It was nice knowing you Danes