archetypal british dad edition
/brit/
STILL on acid haha lads jsut spent an hour and a half staring at clouds
God kill the Queen
lads
PAY SOLDIERS FOOTBALLERS WAGES
She’s shagging blacks again, she meets up with this one quite often
>playing game like europa univeralis 4 or city skylines
Literal autism
>God kill the Queen
book idea: Billy and the Cloneasaurus
Every time this little troupe of yank apologists comes out and turns it into some debate about the merits of their country.
They're just awful fucking posters who drown out the thread in yankish drivel that doesn't belong in /brit/, there's nothing more to it.
Expect a good turnout for the royal wedding thread tomorrow
>It is being reported, that President Trump is undergoing emergency surgery after suffering a cardiac arrest.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
can't wait for the queen to die desu just for the whole madness of it
its a sign of high iq
THERE'S A FACE IN THAT PICTURE
Fucked up the cake lads, rock hard.
>that comma
fucked it
Been home from toil for approximately 35 minutes and I'm already cripplingly bored
don't understand the soldier worshipping chav boomers
DEFENDING R CUNTRY from farmers in iraq
not british culture not arsed
Aye. You fucked it lad.
i'll fuck you up.. with my rock hard cock... homo
Looks like a puckered anus
XAN LEAN XAN XAN LEAN DAB CHYEAH GUCCI DAB LEANXAN
also al qaeda
(then I freaked it)
MICK-BLEACHED
is your mum still pissed off with you
runt
>dicklet is here
I guess I will retire then.
>returning an item to a shop
>plonk it on the desk
>"oooo, um, uh, sir? you have to take it out of the bubble wrap sir"
>it's your bubble wrap
>"oo, um, uh, well, I'm not allowed to touch it if it's in some kind of wrapping"
why is everyone such a fanny nowadays
sue
It's not like the pakis forced the way into here , shooting the sandniggers that decide not to move here achieves nothing
Any success on the field lads? I've went up to bat a few times but no dice.
What does SHE want?
getting drunk as we speak
Why do darkies think being distantly related to somebody marrying into a royal family means you are royalty too?
Or that if you are from a country, you were royalty there?
people don't like being asked to stuff that you could obviously and easily do yourself.
Used to tear that shite off like a mad orangutan and when they decide to keep the item I charge them for a new bag
>Why do darkies think being distantly related to somebody marrying into a royal family means you are royalty too?
das rite
Croydoners are most powerful race in the world
How many of you sad fuckers are on this?
any perturbator man in?
>be a yank
>????
>get shot
my sentiment exactly
I want half their wages if I'm gonna do half their job
Spamming is a banable offence
>>Why do darkies think being distantly related to somebody marrying into a royal family means you are royalty too?
isn't that a georgian name
shame
i like your posts but hate him
Aye listened to 'em for a bit
> turned down by a prostitute
how is this possible
>farmers in iraq
literally this
we are "defending" ourselves by attacking largely innocent people who can literally barely defend themselves
/nato/ should be ashamed of itself
Women don't seem to be interested in regular guys anymore.
>the Sun never sets on the British Empire
lmfao
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Imagine if he was listening to this while slaying.
the janman only cares when we're quoting eachother lad
>the smartest of the colonies lead sucsessful lives here
oh the horror
>Pagourtzis
gonna need an ethnic background check on that one chief
what does Jow Forums know
...
Which is why i can't do it
I've been banned two different times for meme arrow wars
off to the pub
going to drink courvoisier and sniff cocaine
reckon i'd do fine in a school shooter situation
just forward roll up to him, karate chop his gun away and then take him down to the floor using any of the dozens of techniques I know
from there, just stamp on his throat until he's dead. simple as.
...
not their job to unwrap your stuff.
pengydon mentioned
cat has autism its okay and we all love him still.
if i have autism im a joke and hated by all
>drink courvoisier and sniff cocaine
great combo mate, enjoy
did the yank get shot again?
>South Europeans are a browner and shitter version of North Europeans
>South-East Asians are a browner and shitter version of North-East Asians
>South Americans are a browner and shitter version of North Americans
mental how consistent it is
Doing a read
how do you even store 58 terrabytes of anything
compiling that much cp would be like a full time job
hate entitled cunts like you that treat retail staff and servers like shit
A divorced, humanitarian activist, feminist, Amerimutt. Oh boy. Sign me up!
the only thing that can stop a madman with a gun is a madder man with a gun
niggers need to suffer for the destruction they have brought to white countries
it's not mine, I was returning it
they wrapped it, they can unwrap it
makes no sense they'd sully their customers by making them do this one thing before they'll honour their returns policy
it definitely wasn't in the fine print
they hoard it to redistribute it
Southern Europeans are better than n*rdoids
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I didn't even try to post a link
I jst don't understand why the staff couldn't do it
are they afraid they'll get it wrapped around their neck and choke to death?
go on lad...
we really need to talk more about identity politics, it's a completely unexplored field
any allen man in?
why are american schools gun free zones? literally makes zero sense, just makes them a sitting target
trump is 100% right when he says that teachers should be armed
have a kino on me lads
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>reckon i'd do x in this catastrophic event that i have never been in with my hormones and heart pumping like mad and the whole ordeal taking less than a few minutes
the virgin think
it didn't really achieve anything though now did it, kind of an exercise in futility
A lassie is missing and you are throwing fucking patter about, have a fucking word.
Meghan is a qt
hello nigger
They already had armed guards.
lefymong falseflag
why do gay people vote labour?
not my problem
Ah yes, the poor man's Economist