Montenegro general, gonna post some pictures to shill you guys into visiting Montenegro this summer...

bar is also filled with blood-thirsty criminals

what do monteniggers think of their venetian overlords?

There are many festivals during summer, of which most include huge amount of wine and fish.

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Majmunko why do you try so hard.. they will come to Croatia anyway

our festivals are just copied over from Italians
don't come here go to Italy instead

Looks comfy.

Most of our culture is based on theirs like in Dalmatia so it would be mental to hate them.

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we also despise Jews so if you're Jewish don't com here
our religion preaches about a Jewish Antirchirst who is also gay

How is tourism going? Is it increasing?

monteNEGRO

No, it's failing. Steer clear.

I'll come and you'll suck my dick for a few shekels and then tell me come again.

Is it true Montenegro is basically a mafia country?

I guess I'll spend my money in Croatia then

how many muslims are there ?

Nikola, I know its you.Nikola please go.Just go.

Every year the numbers are bigger and bigger, it is getting a bit crowded but truth be told the only bad thing that came out of it is that a few places were transformed into concrete beaches.Like for example the edge of the fores that touches the sea.This was done to increase the number of beaches.

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Smart man.

I'm not kidding, we will murder you.

Don't listen to this guy
He's a tourist guide. I know him personally, he just wants to rob you blind and fuck your daughter and maybe even wife while you aren't looking.

Steer clear.

You will not because it's bad for tourism which is your entire industry.

I'm coming August.

I wanna hike in montenegro

I couldn't tell you for sure but the town of Ulcinj has a muslim majority! the rest of the cities are overwhelmingly christian I'm afraid.

Our leaders cuts himself a piece every now and then but it doesnt affect the country.Corruption does exist like everywhere else but its doesn;t affect the visitors at all.

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I'll be waiting.

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I am Russia. I come make real estate mafia blyat'

Yes it is.

No need for that, you have your own mountains.

Please ignore him, Montenegro has no jewish population and the public has no opinion of them in the way he presents.He is just a self-hating moron.The worst kind.

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>you have your own mountains.
y-yeah of course we have mountains haha

Don't listen to He's a self-hating prostitute

fucking nice my friend, i will definitely consider going here

Come home friend.

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We also hate Israel's dogs or "Americans" as they were once known because they bombed us.

I'd be glad to have my preteen daughter enriched by the BLACK MOUNTAIN BULL, it would be the least I could do to repay for the heinous crimes my country committed against the people of the Balkans along history

a friend of mine went to a school trip in montenegro many years ago, he says in the place he went everyone spoke venetian.
is this common?

will I get beat up?

No, he's lying to you to lure you in. He's probably being blackmailed as well.

One of the most most beautiful views you can get while hiking in my opinion because I enjoy the sea more than the mountains but that just me!

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If you're lucky.

I got beaten up in macedonia

Hiking is extremely dangerous because our woods are filled with wolves. Our tourist agencies are too lazy to keep our hot spots safe.

See how that Poland guy got lost and started a fire dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4837276/Tourist-accidentally-starts-huge-forest-fire-Montenegro.html

Very dangerous! Steer clear I advise.

Macedonians are little babies compared to us.

well, I discovered he's half fr*nch only after knowing him for nearly 20 years so you may be right

No you will not, you can google the incidents.Other than british puking on the streets there is nothing you will mind.

We speak a corrupted version of serbian/italian.We use words like pomodora,piato,arancia,nava you probably know which words we corrupted there haha

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Nobody speaks corrupted Italian anymore. The words are being forgotten because we've been replaced by descending northerners who hate that culture.

Also northerners are bloodthirsty and still uphold the Blood Feud tradition. So if you come here you basically endanger your whole family across the sea.

Please note the article this halfwit posted, our last major incident was when a polish person got lost in the woods and instead of stating a isolated signal fire he started one in the middle of a forest and started a forest fire.The gentleman was safe and the incident has nothing to do with our mountains as this moron implies.

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We later killed that Polish man as a warning to Poland in general. You burn our woods we burn your tourists.

I'm fairly certain this man is the german guy I was talking about,please ignore him.

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Do not be deceived. We hate Germans the most. Over 50 different German focused insults. I assure you.
You will forever be just another швaбa to us.

The tomb of our leader Petar Petrovic Njegos is located on the highest peak near his hometown of Cetinje.The peak overlooks the, mountains and the coast.He wanted it to be this way so he can watch over us forever, a bit poetic I know.

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Petar Petrović Njegoš hated women, muslims and jews too.

The entrance.

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I hope some of you will consider Montenegro for this summers destination, I figured to make one of these threads since this is a board for cultural exchange,I forgot /b/ reddit and Jow Forums sometimes wander into these parts.If you have any questions regarding recommendations , prices or anything shoot away!

And don't forget, we will shoot you on sight and sell your kidneys!

What's your suggestion for someone who hasn't been anywhere in ages and has no friends? Is it safe to go there alone? Serious question.

MY BROTHERS :)

Montenegro looks GOAT, my friend, absolutely stunning. Is it expensive? I'm considering visiting you :D

No answer?

Wow, what a bad first impression. I can't even get a simple answer to a simple question.

Im sorry I was in the gym, Yeah it would be great because people love interacting with actual americans since most of the people here grew up on fresh prince of bel air and music from your country.

We never heard of Fresh Prince of Bel Air. It literally never aired here.

Its less expensive than Croatia but a quite more expensive than Bulgaria for example.Rooms are 10 euros a night, 50 euros for apartments.A hamburger or a simple sandwich are about 1-1,5 euros while drinks are around 0,80 cents.Bus tickets are dirt cheap like 4-5 euros in between most towns on the coast.Same goes for the mountains which are even cheaper for apartments and food but I highly advise you spend your nights out in coastal towns because its much much more fun!

I love your country, Montenegro-kun. Been there twice, would return even for the hundredth time.

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Hamburgers are 3 euros. 3,5 with coke.

I'm glad you loved it! I went to Budapest this winter actually and absolutely fell in love with food and the people!

Cheers friend! Did you drive or take the plane? I know it's a long ride, but the scenery is beautiful. Goddamn, I love the Balkans.

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Really liked these don't know what they're called

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Took a plane ride with my girl it just seemed more logical, wasn't aware that there is a Budapest-Novi Sad-Bar train ride for like 20 euros and amazing view of the ride.Would have taken that if I knew.

they're called kürtőskalács and they originate from Transylvania

>Budapest-Novi Sad-Bar train
didn't know of that either, might consider taking it the next time I'm visiting

How much are you getting paid to shill this?
Btw Montenegro loves anime

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>monteniggers
the only professor that failed me in uni was a cocky montenigger so i hate u guys in general now

I have never been to any other city other than Budapest and you guys are fairly close,with Athens this April I finished all the capitals of this part of Europe.Started planning on visiting smaller cities now.

Bev u Kotor so motor

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How is Poland considered in Czarnogóra? Any stereotypes?

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>shill you guys into visiting Montenegro this summer.
Yeah like Kotor needs more tourists

hows cetinje? im 1/2 serb 1/2 montenegrin but never been, dad was born there

No problem, thanks for your response.

>I got beaten up in macedonia

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Damn. Albania looks beautiful

>3 eura za pljeskavicu
ma e

pretty boring for young people, almost nothing to do except hike in the nearby hills