/BFF/ - Britain and France Forever

Britain and France are the best two countries in the world.

Prove me wrong.

Protip: you can't.

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naturalhistorymag.com/features/142195/beyond-dna-epigenetics
health.harvard.edu/diet-and-weight-loss/does-metabolism-matter-in-weight-loss
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USA is better than both combined

USA invented Big Mac
France invented Escargot à la bourguignonne

Escargot à la bourguignonne > Big Mac

So no.

I beg to differ.

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Never had escargot.

I could really do with a jambon-beurre right now though.

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There are a few restaurants in my area with good offerings of escargot.

But I bet you can't get this in France.

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Is that what causes Americans to shart in mart?

I sincerely don't know if americans do this for attention because shallow thing "HEY LOOK AT ME I MIX HOT CHOCOLATE WITH CHEESE LOOOUUUL ! I ALSO WILL MAKE LASAGNA WITH KITKAT LOOUUUL !"
Or you do this simply because your palates are completely destroyed by eating shit fat sugary industrial food and you need this for real.
A mystery.

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Lol name one famous Brit or Frenchman

That's too small to be the Channel tunnel ain't it ?

It's always the brit that makes this cringecore pathetic threads lul

It's because of pic related.
>weigh 500lbs
>cant lose weight because MUH GENETICS or some other Tumblr bullshit
>get a prescription for Orlistat (or similar)
>it stops fat from being absorbed by the body which helps with weight loss
>you're supposed to reduce fat intake dramatically
>if you don't, a bad side effect is incontinence.
This is why they shart themselves on their scooters in Walmarts. It's almost always extremely obese people.

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Current or past ?

Past = Dreyfus and Newton
Current = Macron and Richard Branson

la comida americana......

American culture is world culture.

>one famous brit
can't think of one fuck :l

Both

I'll help you out. She's British Royalty

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The genetics argument isn't just Tumblr bullshit, though it's technically epigenetics that is responsible.
naturalhistorymag.com/features/142195/beyond-dna-epigenetics

never heard of them

Jesus Christ

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Dios mio... la abominacion...

Euros are so removed from a working class background they turn their nose up at everything that isn't stuffed full of invertebrates.

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Past Bertrand du Guesclin and John Talbot
Current David Cage and Mark Tucker

The genetics argument is tumblr nonsense because ultimately it's 100% calories in vs calories out. If you have a "slow metabolism", that just means you require less calories so you should eat less.

>calories in vs calories out
>a complex process involving enzymes and shit loads of biochemistry is the same as burning the food in pure oxygen
WRONG

>Macron and Richard Branson
I'm genuinely strugging to think of a living duo who deserve the rope more

To be fair every country has its idiots

I just think American idiots are slightly louder than other idiots

>Britain
The Queen
Isambard Kingdom Brunel
Winston Churchill
James Dyson
David Beckham
>France
Napoleon
Louis XIV
Rene Descartes
Louis Pasteur
Gustave Eiffel
Thierry Henry

There are, of course, many many more. Du bist ein Sitzpinkler.

Maybe it's the service tunnel?

Las Malvinas son británicas.

Lol, didn't know that.

t. Corbyn

You think we don't have working class people over here? Are you insane?

Macron is great, and we need someone like him for Britain

Remember that he suggested the EU should have a two-tier system, allowing Britain to remain in an "outer ring", meaning we'd get more control, but would still be able to trade with Europe

He's a cool guy - picture VERY MUCH related

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That's why I said ultimately, brainlet. I didn't say everybody would have the same results while eating the same food.

The recent obesity epidemic is almost certainly a behavioral issue, not a MUH GENETICS issue. Genes don't change that much in 100 years.

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Also I can't find the citation, but the differences in metabolism between people is something like 100-200 kcal between the high and low ranges of normal. That's 1 or 2 pieces of fruit. Not enough to get you to 500lbs.

You didn't read my link, did you? If you don't want to learn then fine but don't act like your broscience has any kind of certainty.

Get bent retards
Le pen or death

I'm not reading a 7 page article, which a cursory glance doesn't even seem to refute anything I've said, to argue with a brainlet on an anonymous Aztec child sacrifice BBS.

who?

health.harvard.edu/diet-and-weight-loss/does-metabolism-matter-in-weight-loss
Read this one since you think it's broscience and apparently think MUH GENETICS is an excuse for people weighing 500lbs rather than them eating like pic related.

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Back to Jow Forums mate

Is this the famous German sense of humour I've heard so much about?

Past Godefroy de Bouillon and Edward the black prince
Current Vincent Bolloré and Luke Evans

>paywalled article
You absolute mong.

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What is two and a half thousand calories ? 2500 ?

>all these inferior nations trying to sow seeds of disharmony in this thread

LMAO

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>cant get around paywalls
wew

Yes. See the filename

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it's always an american

>When it comes to weight, metabolism is important and does have a genetic component.
Isn't that the opposite of what you're trying to say?

Good post lad

In today's world, I think Britain and France need to keep our ties stronger than ever, in order to combat the menace that is Germany

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That's fucking huge

Oat cereal is about 350 calories for 100 grammes
200 ml milk is about 100 calories

Generally you don't eat 100 grammes oat in your bowl, it's much less. the package is 500 grammes, it's not finish in 5 days.
More like 50 grammes + 200 ml or even 300 ml = 150 + 175 = about 325, 350 if you are gourmand.

You are still far from 2500. It's crazy

Jesus you are retarded. Read my other posts. Even if your metabolism (which is at least partly genetic) is slow, it's still up to you to EAT LESS.

You're right, it has to be an auxiliary tunnel. Because there's no way two double decker trains could fit in there

based

Behaviour is also influenced by genes.
It's all very well screaming at people to EAT LESS but without the right biochemistry that can make them miserable. Trying to find a pharma solution isn't inherently bad, though it can obviously have some bad side effects (as with the enzyme inhibitor in your original post).

I think you just like being callous tbqh.

Yeah it looks a little narrow

Oui Pierre, c'est tres bien

Thanks, bongs, for King Crimson, Pink Floyd, The Who and Jethro Tull.

Also for more reasoning for why I think France is cool - Germany are wankers who literally want us to suffer because of Brexit. Macron is a cool guy who has suggested a two-tier EU, with Britain on the "outer ring", giving us a little more independence. He's a cool guy.

And French people are just better than Germans. I used to like Germany but now I think they're all cunts.

yeah

Thanks for Louis Pasteur, Voltaire, Albert Camus, Daft Punk, and Justice.

Yes Macron wants Britain in EU army

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Maybe you're not ALL cunts, but it seems every German on Jow Forums these days hates Britain with a passion.

Maybe it's because we won two world wars against you? Sorry about Dresden and all that.

Germany's not so bad and, to be fair, some of our media did go a bit overboard with the "4th reich" stuff during the referendum campaign.

I would be okay with that.

If the EU gave us:
a) A way to control migration from outside the EU
b) A more transparent and engaging democratic process

I'd be alright with staying in it. There are many benefits of course.

You see many Germans on here, though, who seem to really hate Britain. Not all of them, but many.

goes the other way around too, you guys generally aren't the nicest towards us either

One of them is a "Volga German" (i.e. Kremlin propagandist) who just hates everyone and is quite prolific.
I've also seen some Brits being pretty nasty to Germany on here too.
It's just the nature of the website desu.

Possibly.

Yeah true.