Have you ever been in Africa?

We (group of 4 boys and 1 girl) are planning to go to Africa by car. Our final destination is Capetown, RSA. We will return to Russia via plane (we'll drop our car in Africa).
What can possibly go wrong?

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Thanks mate but i want to hear a word of my Jow Forums bros

You will be raped, killed and eaten.

I have been in Tunisia and the Canary islands which are technically in Africa. However you're probably asking about darkest Africa, OP.

I was born and raised in Egypt. But, if you're talking about sub saharan Africa, the only SSA place I visited was Nairobi, Kenya.

Nairobi was nice. It looked unique desu because of the huge looking savannah trees that blended with the concrete buildings of the city. Also, most people weren't as non-confrontial as europeans or saudis. Also, it was super humid but it didn't make me feel sticky or anything.

Anyways, Africa is HUGE(3 times the size of Europe). Exactly, what places are you planning on visiting? Southern Africa(Namibia, Botswana, SA and Lesotho)?

Kek, what happens when subhuman ruskies meet subhuman niggers?

The Caucasus.

My friend went to Madagascar. While he was there a drunk soldier guarding the road (same he took to transit) shot up a bus killing a bunch of people.

yes, I've driven across terronia till sicily, never leave your car unwatched and everything should be ok

not necessarily in that order

Yes, our final destination is Southern Africa. It ironic that the most safe places of Africa is in the South.
No, i think it's not possible in 21st century. Also we are uggos so nobody will want to rape us.

You are lucky. Africans like Russians.

>nobody will want to rape us.

check south africa rape stats.

what's your route? getting from egypt/sudan/ethiopia to kenya can be quite dangerous i think

What is your and your male friends weight and height?
How cute is your female friend in 10-point scale?

>(you)
It creates a Polish toilet cleaner in the UK.

>i think it's not possible in 21st century
Loled. Did you ever travel without organized tour anywhere before?
Europeans can be killed and raped even in such places as India and Thailand, which is usually considered as safe destinations.

Give me a shoutout when you get to Cape town.

Same thing that happens when a Brit meets a Muslim, they become brothers

My friend was kidnapped, raped and tortured when he visited the Democratic Republic of the Congo. It is because he is a micropainter, and he painted tiny pictures on individual lentils, then threw them to people in Kinshasa, hoping to market his company

they got mad as fuck at him for wasting the food, some armed people took him and beat him for weeks. He only escaped because one of the guys took pity on him. He isn't the same guy anymore

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I've been.

And everything can go wrong.

People will be friendly and you should be friendly back, but don't trust them! Africans by nature and their own admission will let you down, they will always be late and incompetent.

my brother

Quite a lot to be honest.
Do you speak French? You basically have to sound like a caveman, speaking 5 year old level of French or English, and have a great poker face.

If this is true that's kind of hilarious.
More SJW types that want Africans to come here should go to Africa.

>Europeans can be killed and raped even in such places as India and Thailand, which is usually considered as safe destinations.
This the only unlikely thing is the cannibalism. They generally just do that to each other in war or cause a witch doctor told them too.

I've been to Congolón. That is pretty much the same.

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>Cape Town
Is the car bulletproof? Anyway, you'll eventually be ambushed by modern day road bandits so practice diplomacy or more preferably your aim.

Oh from someone who knows people who lived in Africa and worked there. If you aren't in a city with name brand chains (marked prices). Expect to pay white man prices. This goes for markets, car repairs, lodging, business, etc.

I saw africa across from Gibraltar and that was enough for me

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>willingly dispensing foreign currency
keep a good amount at all times, then use currency depreciation moments to 'break' it into local using black market, then pay local after incessant haggling

from another mother

>the only SSA place
its doable, there are many sites with people that have done it,
dont expect to be fast, around 9 months,
take 2 jeeps
there are mainly 2 routes, via morocco, mauritania sierre leone then turn down to angola ... pick that route for best easy and friendly access to sa

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use travel wiki for good info on countries and visas
avoid libia and algeria for the sahara crossing
worst places that take determination is the brazavile Kinshasa crossing, but to avoid it youd cross CAR and thats kinda shitty nowadays.
Id also avoid monrovia and move fast in Mali

Ghana and Benim and cote divory are generally ok and safe

Angola sucks ass but as soon as you hit heavenly Namíbia you should be ok.

This route is heavily biased cuz im from Portugal, our route is closer this side.

If Egypt is safe you might have a cheaper route, going down from there.

I technically live in (North) Africa

i would choose the eastern route definitely. the western route is mostly comprised of shitty underdeveloped countries and it would be very monotonous

Интepecнo, y нeгpoв пpaвдa oгpoмныe хyи или этo миф?

He's Russian not a sissy wh*Te. He will be fine.

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Ehhhhh lucky your friend
Hope he didn't get aids

>western route is mostly
eastern safer, less countries.
western is more borders, visas, more confusing and longer route, with a big knot in congo.
Ive done it til bissau, dead easy if you use the crossing of diama in mauritania senegal route.
Safe and easy.
I want to try to get to SA but also visit all the portuguese ex colonies, minus the islands obviously.

I think, or ive been told it should be easy until nigeria. after that it should worsen.

Again if it wasnt for my particular wish, id use the cairo route for safer and faster cheaper option

rip :(

ceuta?