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Cannat believe they managed to get prince harris on BLACKED.com

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you know you can drive a truck in real life and get paid money to do it?

can you drive through sunderland on eurotruck simulator?

I just realised I don't like you

if a superior southerner ordered me to lick his dress shoes clean i'd do it without question

I have wanked over meghan markle a couple of times ngl

why are women so obsessed with tempting men into lust

you're driving on the wrong side of the road mate

get back in the car stop behaving so silly

... wow ...

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want this £300 jumper with obscure russian writing on it but I dont have £300 for it

they've got newcastle but not sunderland

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Britain isn't europe

don't get how you can do eurotruck simulator, is it not just like GTA where you drive properly for 20 seconds then ram everyone off the road?

think you're supposed to park at truck lots and murder prostitutes

whats your paypal mate x

why do I feel so fucked after a nap

>grailed.com/listings/5370324-Dolce---Gabbana-Dolce---Gabbana-Trucker-Jacket

finnin to cop this, thoughts?

yeah i know, for some reason everybody else was so i decided to just go with the flow
germans are an odd bunch

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not a big fan of the tarq ali interview in the recent lrb, he is just too on the left for me. Imagine unironically supporting corbyn.

why do americans keep saying the n word?

I would like to know the answer to this

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Liam Gallagher is pro-Trump apparently

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just placed an order for this

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Just get a normal Levi's jacket like the rest of us mate.

makes me mad he has my name

narcissism

You're called Sargon of Akkad? Very weird that mate, what do they write on your Starbuck's cup?

wanked and lost all my energy

most likely because you wake up in the middle of an REM cycle, feel fucking grim when you wake up suddenly from deep sleep

>Starbuck is

yeah but i don't really feel like being away from home for so long and also i can't be bothered to get a CDL
honestly though TS has piqued my interest in trucking, maybe one day i'll give it a whirl in real life

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Was going to make this joke but I don't pick low hanging fruit

The cups belong to Starbucks?

I've asked out this sixth form lass and she said yes but only after her exams so we now have this weird period where we're still friends but more than friends for a month or so and I can't do anything with her. How do I shag her?

also apparently stuck in 2016 hehe

I have played through the entirety of GTA san andreas without killing anyone outside of mission targets.
I don't know why anyone would take pleasure in killing bystanders without being fucked in the head.

ding dong bannu

i got work to do

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>Hi my name is X Gallegher, I wrote a very basic but wildly popular song a few years ago, now I do nothing but try to desperately cling to relevance by making political tweets

IS there anything sadder?

you nonce. hand yourself in to your local police station asap.

You commenting on it?

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what an ugly facial expression

>when crossing from england to france, the roads have to switch sides
interesting stuff eh? thanks

try : a mirror

what other games do you play

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literally follow the traffic laws in every single gta game except when i'm playing a mission
do NOT like breaking the law
just like driving cars simple as

My sixth form lass broke up with me because of her exams

I see no prospect of us getting back together and I've already shagged 3 lasses in the breakup stage.

Miss her to bits reeee

reckon we need to ask ourselves whether there’s something in the Hellenistic character that lends itself to violence

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mad that gays think they are oppressed

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Shut up! Shut up, you American. You always talk, you Americans. You talk and you talk and you say “Let me tell ya something” and “I just wanna say this.”

gays are slaves to sin
simple as

sims
gta
cities: skylines
test drive unlimited
forza horizon
beamng drive
just don't like linear games simple as

white men are the only truly oppressed class on earth

Hello, Police? Yes, we have a nonce infestation. We need you here stat!

another non-white

ur average bloke doesnt like them does he

if the royals are only kept around because of tourist money, why don't they turn buckingham palace into hogwart's?

who gives a fuck when they give us these exotic beauties i'd pay any price to inject my aryan blue eyed northern english seed into

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I am a white Greek man

You are a fat shit.

Why

Do

You

Virgins

Keep

Typing

Like

This

that's not what oppression is

Mad that gays exist, imagine sticking your willy in a hairy man arse? mental.

CHOON
youtube.com/watch?v=xLRr7FIKINI

the blacks weren't lying when they told you to befriend that cringy nazi LARPer wh*toid, so he takes mercy on you when he shoots up the school

I mean if you've just started high school this year, a school shooting is a when, not an if kinda thing

>hammer and sickle
>iron cross

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Karma is real

for you? my best fish!

IMAGINE sticking your penis into a digestive system. UNCOMPREHENDABLE

this but also that people stick it in hairy vaginas

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Lad was just an edgelord

this shooter was nazbol since he had both an iron cross and a hammer&sickle

ONE pound FISSHHHHH. ONE pound FISHHHHH. have a have look one pound fishhh have a have look one pound FiIiIIiIish

>Israeli flag

SHOOK

business idea: legalise guns but to buy one you need a signed testimony from a girl to say she's shagged you so virgin freaks can't get their hands on them

chicken karma was my favourites school dinner of the week

>I dont care about the royal wedding

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same cringy LARPing bullshit mate

youtu.be/9fMBd9LC-FI

Shut up! Shut up, you American. You always talk, you Americans. You talk and you talk and you say “Let me tell ya something” and “I just wanna say this.”

tights
legs
thighs
feet