Why haven't you sold your brainlet coins and invested into honey?

Why haven't you sold your brainlet coins and invested into honey?

- It only goes up. Colony Collapse Disorder is the honey bee equivalent of finite minable blocks. Honey bees are going extinct. Eventually no more honey will be produced.

- If you can't cash it out, you can quite literally survive on it.

- It literally never expires, 4500 year old samples recovered from pharoahs' tombs were tested and shown to be 100% pure and edible

So, Jow Forums? When the bees go extinct, will you be the trillionaire sitting on fifty storage containers of honey, or the plebeian without a drop of liquid gold to his name?

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is this adjusted for inflation?

When bees go extinct you will have far bigger problems than money

>going long on honey is the same as going short on bees

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>inb4 synthetic honey

that's like a +100% gain in 10 years, big deal i make more than that in one month of crypto

honey.com/honey-industry/statistics/retail-honey-price

It really is pretty good

The biggest problem is obviously storage. For every seven dollars of capital, one lb of honey to store. I guess you would get a honey silo

back to plebbit.

>where were you during the great honey crash of 2014?

>money
>honey

It was in front of our faces all this time...

you do realize that if bees go extinct it's game over for everyone, right? that trillion dollars won't exempt you from extinction...

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How the fuck does that wojak exist
Or did you just make it

I have a huge bee farm in china where flowers and workers are cheap and plentiful. My beehives are optimized for maximum profit. Soon I will control 51% of all honey production in the world. Go fuck your mother if you want fuck.

>not investing in african white rhinos
youre not doing this right

Thanks just bought 100k honeys

lurk moar faggot

Chinese honey barons will be the next saudi oil barons.

Yeah like how we gonna have corn and shit

If you dare entering the canadian honey market I promise you there are some kneecaps that are gonna be smashed if you understand what I mean

we'll just pay mexicans to rub flowers on eachother

corn as well as other gmo crops monsanto invests in are pollinated by wind not bees. meanwhile monsantos roundup and other pesticides are killing the bees. taking out the competition maybe. plenty of crops are pollinated by bee however, and the honeybee especially, because no other insect can come close to the pollination capabilities of the honey bee. yes butterflies can pollinate but not on the same scale that you need for modern agriculture

In china they have people pollinate manually with brushes

Literal plant cuckolds

monsantos ceo was quoted as saying he desires a monopoly on the entire worlds food supply. but hey whatever. almost all the corn and soy you eat comes from monsanto and its in all the processed food products. but no worries. dont be a conspiracy theorist against these products. sure there are the studies linking monsantos transgenic corn to leaky gut syndrome, cancers, and infertility. but who cares

and its not as efficient as bees by a long shot. its not viable to use human labour as the sole source of pollination. its bees or bust and billions will die when the bees are gone. period

Is there a place where I can sample 4500 year old mummy honey? I'm serious I want to try it.

shhhh back to sleep. forget i said anything. you can trust the state to protect you, you can trust science not to be corrupted by politics and a provably faulty peer review process. you can trust the general public not to be so stupid that they wouldnt notice.

Wait wtf this is the best investment advice I've ever heard.

>300,000,000 more niggers in Europe by 2020
>300,000,000 fewer bees making sweet honey
THE WORLD IS ENDING

Hey bud thats entirely up to the corporation at hand! (Consumes product that imbalances hormones and ravages immune system)