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>youtube.com/watch?v=Us3_8FxoAls

anyone else remember when /sp/ was based?

Good posts

would you rather have

a) Ugly 2/10 Girl with an amazing personality, always faithful

b) absolute 10/10 girl but horrible bitchy and drab typical women personality and may sleep around if she gets upset at you

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lads

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>a) Ugly 2/10 Girl with an amazing personality, always faithful
since you can get used to someone being ugly

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Would rather have your mum XDD. Oh wait, already do XDDD

think I'm autistic and the only time I'm normal is on acid trips

everything feels very primal and everything makes sense, feel like that's how it should be all the time , yet im a dull freak with no social capability

openload is so shit
why does it show you a bunch of screenshots from the film you're about to watch before you press play? fucking SPOILERS

there's actually no eligible anglo-saxon women in my social circle, just jews

should I just cross the jordan and date a jewess?

oh deer

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•Volunteered for 2 tours of Afghanistan.
•Set up Invictus games helping wounded service personal.
° Numerous unpaid charity volunteer appointments all over the world.
•Family brings in 400 million a year in private revenue that under the “ sovereign act 2011” the government keeps £360 million of.
•Family brings in £1.8 billion per year in tourism.
•Country better off by £2.1 billion a year.
Remind me how the wedding is waste of tax payers money ?
° The wedding is paid for by the Royal heritage and private funding not the tax payer and that includes her dress!
° The tax payer will pay for the public security not private security. The same way the tax payer pays for public security at football matches etc.

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New business idea - replace h20 with acid

Want to go to a rave just so I can dab on people without getting looked at like a virgin freak.

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top of the pops in a minute lads

>rave
>dab

>The same way the tax payer pays for public security at football matches
Wrong. Stupid cunt.

*pushes my social justice narrative

never dabbed in my life

if you dabbed at a rave you would be looked at funny

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Why?

If you could choose an extra member to join CANZUK who would you choose?

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FINNA

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singapore

because ravers don't dab brv

Japan since they drive on the left

Fuck tax greedy what for rich royal family crappy fair people poor why.

The USA. Trump is based.

pitcairn island

TOP OF THE POPS NOW

summer is PENG like rah man needs a brown eye ting

HK or some cool island like Fiji or somoa

The absolute dream is to live comfortably in London

>wanting a currency manipulating export machine in your alliance

TOTP still exists?

alri, abdul

bbc4 rerun mate

feel this way when drunk, think it's everyone
humans are honestly just freaks of nature

some people just have better habits in regards to functioning in society

is it the family or just their assets that bring in the £ though? People would still go and see Buckingham palace regardless of the royal family like people visit Versailles.

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How could an inferior, ugly orc boy be able to get an Altmer girl and not me? I am beautiful, and I am half Chimer myself. I am descended from Aedric divinity. He is descended from heretics. I deserve it more. I tried not to believe his foul words, but they were already said, and it was hard to erase from my mind. If this is actually true, if this ugly Orcish filth was able to have sex with a blonde Altmer girl at the age of thirteen while I’ve had to suffer virginity all my life, then this just proves how ridiculous the female gender is. They would give themselves to this filthy scum, but they reject A GOD? The injustice!

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*gets in the fiat punto*
*puts on youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA *

*starts it up and moves off without checking blind spot*

drinking cans of amstel sniffing peruvian snow

can someone just take getting rid of the monarchy off the books for like two hundred years so runts can't debate it to death anymore?
just say that, legally it's physically impossible so don't even worry about it

could go for a bit of Dane Bowers rn 2bh

sue

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I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

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hey mate long time no see
how's life been? you get a job or something?

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yeah and if they told you that in 1775 what would you have said?

>irish are subhuman monk-

miss summer 2014 lads
youtube.com/watch?v=8wRW57nBLMI

???
I post here everyday.

if I start balding, I am not sure I can brave shaving it all off ngl
youtu.be/XxQX4sh9VqE

lots of irish and jews in new york

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>Ian Curtis died and Mt Saint Helens erupted on the same day in 1980
coincidence?

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summer 2014 was the peak of my existence

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>yank claims to be irish
>MUH HERITAGE!!!!

>yank in position of power is irish
>LOOK HOW IRISH HE IS GUYS!!!

Emma Fartson innit la

new primitive technology vid lads

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Wish we had no monarchy so we could have president theresa may right now

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John Cryan got fired
and he's from Sunderland

Turning 32 this year

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I think that we have created a child who will be so exposed to the media that he will be lost to his parents by the time he is 12.

Gettin' dough ain't a thing change
Coasting, grippin' grain
Like a phase
Don't say my name in vain
I'm so glad that you came
All these bad bitches gettin' slain
Broke ass nigga get a clue
All these niggas know how we do

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miss Summer lads

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GAS

GAS

GAS

I'M GONNA STEP ON THE GAS

You virgin?

No

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plenty of the figureheads of the revolution would've supported retaining the monarchy if George III wasn't autistic and acted more like Queen Elizabeth does now

I'm an Anglophile but I just don't care about the royal family or the royal wedding. It's celebrity worship and that's not something I'm into.

youtube.com/watch?v=3FYj_0HCtTs

mmm plain janes
love me some plain janes

>call random people paki/muslim/abdul/rasheed
>sit back and watch them lose their shit

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papua new guinea

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENG

First off, fuck yo' bitch and the clique you claim
Westside when we ride, come equipped with game
You claim to be a player, but I fucked your wife
We bust on Bad Boys, niggas fucked for life
Plus, Puffy tryna see me, weak hearts I rip
Biggie Smalls and Junior M.A.F.I.A. is some mark-ass bitches
We keep on comin' while we runnin' for your jewels
Steady gunnin', keep on bustin' at them fools, you know the rules
Lil' Caesar, go ask your homie how I'll leave ya
Cut your young-ass up, leave you in pieces, now be deceased
Lil' Kim, don't fuck around with real G's
Quick to snatch yo' ugly ass off the streets, so fuck peace!
I'll let them niggas know it's on for life
Don't let the Westside ride tonight (ha ha ha)
Bad Boy murdered on wax and killed
Fuck with me and get yo' caps peeled, you know

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i'm 32 now

she actually replied to me when she posted here that time, felt butterflies tbf xx

>Wish we had no monarchy so we could have president theresa may right now

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>>call random people paki/muslim/abdul/rasheed
>>sit back and watch them lose their shit

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