Why these two countries seem to hate each other?

Why these two countries seem to hate each other?
They virtually the same, same culture, literally same cuisine, same looking people.
Poland is literally poor version of Germany.

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So that's how outsiders see it.

Germany is like japan in a way. Weird fetishes, extremely autistic, invades neighbors, believes is superior to other countries, terrible humour, sadists

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well, the Germans did try to kill them all. That's a pretty good reason to dislike Germany.

It's like saying that Koreans are the same than Chinese or Japanese.

>t.southern Germany

>t.western Japanese

Germans don't care about Poland at all. They are still butthurt because we conquered their country within 18 days. They should be a little more thankful, they got gifted fully industrialized cities because they got BTFO this bad

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>fully industrialized cities
Bombed to shit and looted by Russians, Volga scum

T. Eastern finland

I'm from northern Byzantium, fool.

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>Slavic
>Aryan

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It's very interesting
The race which is the most similar to Germans is Dutch or Belgian?

Dutch, Belgian, and... French.

Happlagroups appeared even before Ice age, do you think it means something today?

same reason china and japan hate each other, greece and turkey hate each other, india and pakistan hate each other.

countries that are neighbours for a long period, despite ending up having many similarities, will inevitably hate each other because of a history of warfare between each other.

>japan
>invades neighbours

Japan only was like that during a very short period during its history, between 1900 and 1945. Most of the rest of its long history it was incredibly isolationist.

If you want to look at an Asian country that has CONSISTENTLY invaded everyone around it, look at China. They've been doing it since ancient times and they're still doing it today.

Why these two countries seem to hate each other?
They virtually the same, same culture, literally same cuisine, same looking people.
South Korea is literally uncool version of Japan.

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Yes
Austria and Hungary are very similar, but Austria is not very similar to Germany
And Finland is not similar to Sweden
Although I thought they are very similar...

>do you think it means something today?
Umm... I don't know

>They virtually the same, same culture, literally same cuisine, Why do you tell such a stupid lie?
You don't know nothing about Japan and Korea

>They virtually the same, same culture, literally same cuisine, same looking people.
Haha, just like all asians the same for most of europeans

It was a joke, man.

>You don't know nothing about Japan and Korea

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_invasions_of_Korea_(1592–98)

They don't, only their autists on Jow Forums hate each other

You don't swe the point. European's point of view on Asia can be as narrowed as Asian's view of Europe. It's harder for someone from half a globe away to see more differences in other neighbouring cultures. Of course, many non-Europeans can see difference between Germans, Brits, French etc. because our modern globalist culture circles around Western sphere. But East Europe is not as popular and it's easier for someone unfamiliar to Europe to make comparisons with something he already knows.

unsheathes katana lmfoa

You should not say things that you don't know as if you know

Rangeban japs when

Both were caught on the flatlands between 2 strong and longer unified powers. Germany moved to secure flanks and protect the heartland. Poland did nothing, got bend over and fucked by almost everyone.

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Why are worst-k*Reans suddenly trying to be worse than Japanese posters?

>suddenly trying to be
The only thing that they did is they revealed their true character()

They usually only shit up Japan-related threads, but now they spawn threads like this one and

>only shit up Japan-related threads
They often make shit threads like this

I agree. Germany should annex them.

The Germans had the whole 19th century to do so if they wanted it.

They tried converting us into g*rmans back then

Rather I am surprised that It does not use PROXY.

They tried it
and it didn't work

Unironically Austrians did not do anything to us and yet we were more loyal towards Austria -- many soldiers and civilians would often call Austrians "Swoi" which means our own -- than we were towards G*rmany

>Napoleonic wars start
>Poles desert the German army and join the French

>Franco-Prussian war starts
>Poles desert the German army and join the French

>WW1 starts
>Poles desert the German army and join the French

always found that funny

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I don't hate Poles or Poland

welcome to the internet

because you aren't german

And how did you come to that conclusion?

im german and i dont hate poles

I do not hate poles.
On the opposite, I like Poles.

I don't hate Poles either when they're not being assholes

Wasn't Poland a fake state created after WW1? They took the Prussian name out of it, is there any bigger punishment?

no Poland existed since medieval times, it was just partitioned during the 18th and 19th century between more powerful neighbors

I don't know where this meme came from, but the vast majority of Germans don't hate Poles and/or Poland. Most East Germans rather like Poland, because they can relate. Most West Germans on the other hand, don't care about it at all.

t. Jan Dabrowski

I'm German and what I said is a fact

>They virtually the same, same culture, literally same cuisine, same looking people.
Why do Korea and Japan hate each other? Same culture, literally same cuisine, same looking people.

Dude you don't know shit about anything outside of Japan just like Americans don't know anything outside of America.

You really just look like a Korean ( ^∀^)ゲラゲラ

correct

North Korea would be Belarus then

>same culture

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>You should not say things that you don't know as if you know
Isn't that entire thread about it? I mean OP posted something

Poland was further east, what is Belarus nowadays. They just never gave back the clay to their original owners. You see it on Belarusian language too, it's basically polish with cyrillic alphabet. Poland is so close because, the culture sort of mixed in the "old" German settlements what is now Poland aswell.

>same culture

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Do you know the Polish glory?

stop being arrogant over the accomplishments of others.

I misread this as Polish glory hole and visualised a half-drunk slav sticking his dick in a diesel pipe

>same culture
>Germans go to Poland to steal cars
>Germans work as plumbers in England
>Germans put ketchup in their kebab

my master thesis will most likely result in a patent Jakub Blaszywilskivicszscz

What glory? I'm afraid I don't

Ok cool, bin kein Pole, du bist halt ein arroganter Spast

UK is surprisingly uninnovative

they also have a lot of Polish immigrants dragging them down

Stop being jealous.

>poland

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>pooland

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Why does poland get bullied by germany so much?

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Reminder that those cities belonged to us in the first place
Also this what pepik said

>kebab is german cuisine
Pottery

>bin kein Pole
Falsch

Pomerania was never and will never be polish you dirty subhuman

even the name Pomerania is polish you retard and you have no claim to that land at all

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Both Germans and Japs suffer from OCPD on a national level.

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Shut the fuck up zanichi scum, already forgot about comfrot whores and yur nation sucking japanese cock for decades?

You better shut the fuck up, and we have nothing in common with decadent barbarian scum living west of oder-neisse line

t. autistic vatnik Freud

Poland is a whiter version of Germany.

>Iceland included on the list

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U wot how are they similar?

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They keep getting between us and Russia. Please stop being paranoid Poland nobody is invading you anytime soon.

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But that Castle was built by the Teutonic Knights and Kopernikus was ethnic and culturally german :^)

Why are Korean rats and Japanese roaches such bad posters?

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>Why these two countries seem to hate each other?
they seem to hate us while we don't even think about them of the time

Ive been speaking with some Germans. We have natural hate relationship in our vains. Apart of that you are able to make buddies in them. Its funny when Pole and Kraut starting to tell jokes about each other. Their sterotypes about us are that we are clever thiefs and hard working people. From other hand we percive them as cultural, precision killers which turned into gay country. Anuyways after sitting many hours with germans at Teamspeak playing dota, together we realized that hitler done good thing to europe with this 6kk kikes.

G*rmany made deals with russia to spit roast Poland no less than five fucking times. The last time was with the Soviets.

Poles have no reason to trust G*rmany.

I'm not saying Germany and Poland have the same culture but what those two images have in common with culture?

why do you say G*rmany?

Awful country

Poland should be glad your military power has been castrated

I dislike germany, but we both hate the jews.
Fuck the kikes, btw

It's just another baby neo4chan meme from redditors with no intelligence or humor, out of thousands on Jow Forums.

shut up korean

t. hans the berliner appropiating rightful south german achievements